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Liveline Thread 10/04/2015 to 16/06/2015

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  • #1552
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Luas Dog Luas Dog Luas Melbourne


  • #1553
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    This is awful shoite. Now someone rings in from Melbourne to say how brilliant it is. Dopey cow.


  • #1554
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Mary had a nice time on her holidays, great


  • #1555
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Luas Dog Luas Dog Luas Melbourne
    Is that a song?


  • #1556
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,168 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'ohh, we were in Australia don't you know' - what does the melbourne trams have anything to do with it ?


  • #1557
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    I went on a train once. It stopped at one station and went off to the next. It was magic


  • #1558
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Two fine upstanding members of the travelling community tried to sell me dope ON THE GREEN LINE.

    missus we're not in melbourne. get off the phone


  • #1559
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    Flukey wrote: »
    Wait until Friday. It's the last one of the month, and we know what that means.

    Traffic on this thread tanks!!


  • #1560
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Luas Dog Luas Dog Luas Melbourne

    You forgot London and New York.


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  • #1561
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Move to fu(king Melbourne then with your daughter.


  • #1562
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Young people, go to Oz


  • #1563
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    2 days ago he was telling us not to go anywhere or we'd be murdered


  • #1564
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    a linesman- like a referee?


  • #1565
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    A linesman, high skilled job that. Candidate for the dopiest caller of the week.


  • #1566
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A linesman?
    Like pointing on a gaa pitch?


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  • #1567
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    I can see why the daughter left, imagine her for a mother???


  • #1568
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Bentley gets clamped in Dalkey


  • #1569
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    CLAMPERS !!! Slow news week


  • #1570
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    There is always a reason you get clamped...


  • #1571
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Clamping now


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  • #1572
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I thought he was going to ask when her daughter was going to start ridin'


  • #1573
    Dia1988
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,252 ✭✭✭Dia1988


    "Melbourne has a lot of jobs"

    Wow! There's an idea no body ever thought of.

    Let's send all the Junkies to Melbourne!


  • #1574
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Maybe the dog got beaten up by a rottweiller on the Red Line. It wouldn't happen with the poodles on the Green Line.


  • #1575
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    This happened on the green line (daaaarrt)


  • #1576
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dia1988 wrote: »
    "Melbourne has a lot of jobs"
    Wow! There's an idea no body ever thought of.
    Let's send all the Junkies to Melbourne!
    Did we not do that in the 1800s?


  • #1577
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    linesman is a job like the esb apparently


  • #1578
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Oh right, its called a "paaaaarking session", not a car space now, hmmm...


  • #1579
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Why doesn't she just sue the fcukers?


  • #1580
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Young people, go to Oz

    They're off to see the Wizard...


  • #1581
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    My husband dis my husband dat


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  • #1582
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Mike Guide 69 wrote: »
    Oh right, its called a "paaaaarking session", not a car space now, hmmm...

    That's a new one for me

    I'm experiencing a learning session


  • #1583
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Did we not do that in the 1800s?

    We did.......and the transport was free!


  • #1584
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Why doesn't she just sue the fcukers?

    No chance. She'd have to get on the Red Line to go to the courts.


  • #1585
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    is her husband's name Richard ( bucket)


  • #1586
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,069 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    We did.......and the transport was free!

    Terrible problem with the return tickets, though. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




  • #1587
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Don't do the accent


  • #1588
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    dog_with_needle.jpg

    “I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.” Arrigo Sacchi, football coach.



  • #1589
    EmptyTree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭EmptyTree


    haha, love the impression


  • #1590
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Why did she do that "accent" there? feckin eejit


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  • #1591
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    "where's your daughter living" coming up


  • #1592
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    We did.......and the transport was free!
    Ah those were the days.


  • #1593
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users Posts: 6,529 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Going to "wark" !!!


  • #1594
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Did they not have a dopey accent too?


  • #1595
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    this is her I'd say

    http://www.photogenic.ie/about.php


  • #1596
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I'm lost


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  • #1597
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Joes been dying for this all day !


  • #1598
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    George Lee has no problem with parking - hasn't he a spot in Leinster House for the rest of his life due to him having been a TD?


  • #1599
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Lost dogs and clamped cars?............does this mean that the recession is officially over?


  • #1600
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Don't mention the unmentionable court case


  • #1601
    Dia1988
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,252 ✭✭✭Dia1988


    This caller just wants to brag about her perfect life and not concerned about her clamped car

    2 cars
    Family member on vacation
    Photography business that's very busy

    La de da!


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