Does being single make you cocky?

somefeen

Ended a 5 year relationship about two weeks ago. Now I'm a cocky ****er. Has anyone else experienced this? Is this my true identity that I forgot?
I went into the pub last night and said to Barman "I'll have a cider for a change please Tony" in the most cocky way imaginable without realising it until afterwards. And I'm going out tonight dancing and I know, I KNOW, I'm gonna go at it like a mad ****er and totally rule the place with my awesome shapes.

Why?

kneemos

Because your awesome dude.

Why fight it?

mfceiling

Think it makes you a dick tbh...

anncoates

It's a natural reaction after 5 years of being belittled about your penis size.

Go for it, man.

somefeen

somefeen wrote: »

Ended a 5 year relationship about two weeks ago. Now I'm a cocky ****er. Has anyone else experienced this? Is this my true identity that I forgot?
I went into the pub last night and said to Barman "I'll have a cider for a change please Tony" in the most cocky way imaginable without realising it until afterwards. And I'm going out tonight dancing and I know, I KNOW, I'm gonna go at it like a mad ****er and totally rule the place with my awesome shapes.

Why?

Why would you not call the barman "Tones"?

The_Valeyard

Being single just makes you play with your cock more.

kneemos

This you?

Spunge

somefeen wrote: »

Ended a 5 year relationship about two weeks ago. Now I'm a cocky ****er. Has anyone else experienced this? Is this my true identity that I forgot?
I went into the pub last night and said to Barman "I'll have a cider for a change please Tony" in the most cocky way imaginable without realising it until afterwards. And I'm going out tonight dancing and I know, I KNOW, I'm gonna go at it like a mad ****er and totally rule the place with my awesome shapes.

Why?

its not really the fact youre single, its probably the fact youre newly single out of a long term relationship.

LDN_Irish

Enjoy it while it lasts. In a few weeks you'll be using the same tissues to **** in to and dab your crying eyes because you don't have a woman in your life to organise the finer details.

DoYouEvenLift

Op in a few weeks

Fat Christy

It passes OP. I'll be here for you in a few weeks time when you're a blubbering mess.

Mister Vain

No, being dumped probably does.

rolliepoley

somefeen wrote: »

Ended a 5 year relationship about two weeks ago. Now I'm a cocky ****er. Has anyone else experienced this? Is this my true identity that I forgot?
I went into the pub last night and said to Barman "I'll have a cider for a change please Tony" in the most cocky way imaginable without realising it until afterwards. And I'm going out tonight dancing and I know, I KNOW, I'm gonna go at it like a mad ****er and totally rule the place with my awesome shapes.

Why?

Its called freedom.

OneArt

I bet you don't even go to pubs. I bet you just go home and put on an apron that says 'Big Mama' on the front and make strawberry jam before sitting down and watching Baywatch for the rest of the afternoon.

keeponhurling

sabat wrote: »

Or T-Bone.

Assume when you first entered the pub you shouted "ladies, daddy's back"

mynamejeff

or does being cocky make you single ..................

Vandango

somefeen wrote: »

Does being single make you cocky?

Cocky? No. Happy? Yes.

catallus

If a woman is single then she doesn't have a cocky, so no!

biko

Enjoy it while it lasts

verywell

rolliepoley wrote: »

Its called freedom.

You've obviously not been in a good relationship.... Ever

super_furry

Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky, we gonna move down to the next ya jockey now.

Renegade Mechanic

It's called freedom, op. The freedom to drink from the carton. The freedom to shave, only when complete strangers start commenting. The freedom to rattle windows with a belch, or your arse cheeks with a watery fart. The freedom to stick your ear buds to the wall, such is their wax content and slowly spell out hilarious profanities over a few months. The freedom to change your skiddies, only when the rot holes get so big, you can't decide which ones to put your legs through. Breath it in, op. That's not the smell of a man who washes when his eyes start watering or brushes his teeth when his breath starts stripping his own enamel. Thats the smell OF A FREE MAAAAN!!!!!

Son Of A Vidic

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

It's called freedom, op. The freedom to drink from the carton. The freedom to shave, only when complete strangers start commenting. The freedom to rattle windows with a belch, or your arse cheeks with a watery fart. The freedom to stick your ear buds to the wall, such is their wax content and slowly spell out hilarious profanities over a few months. The freedom to change your skiddies, only when the rot holes get so big, you can't decide which ones to put your legs through. Breath it in, op. That's not the smell of a man who washes when his eyes start watering or brushes his teeth when his breath starts stripping his own enamel. Thats the smell OF A FREE MAAAAN!!!!!

Brought a tear to the eye reading that, it reminded me of this.

Talib Fiasco

I bet your ex girlfriend is cocky now as well....well cocky as in full of cock...lots of em too I'd say. Have a nice day OP.

Renegade Mechanic

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Brought a tear to the eye reading that, it reminded me of this.

Go down fighting, Corvus. The only way

PARlance

somefeen wrote: »

Ended a 5 year relationship about two weeks ago. Now I'm a cocky ****er. Has anyone else experienced this? Is this my true identity that I forgot?
I went into the pub last night and said to Barman "I'll have a cider for a change please Tony" in the most cocky way imaginable without realising it until afterwards. And I'm going out tonight dancing and I know, I KNOW, I'm gonna go at it like a mad ****er and totally rule the place with my awesome shapes.

Why?

Just think about your Ex riding another bloke senseless if you feel you need some grounding

smash

OP's gonna put in his headphone, play some bee gees and strut to the club like the dance God that he is!

Or that he thinks he is. Realistically he'll be the out of control guy who's trying to hump everything in site and still won't get laid... Or win the dance off that he thinks is taking place while he clears a circle on the floor as people walk away in fear.

dd972

Isn't it the smug, paired up, two-peas-in-a-pod f***ers who are cocky as opposed to single people.




Not that I'm bitter about my life of involuntary celibacy and gay rumours. :cool:

Son Of A Vidic

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Go down fighting, Corvus. The only way

Amen.

somefeen

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

I bet your ex girlfriend is cocky now as well....well cocky as in full of cock...lots of em too I'd say. Have a nice day OP.

Well i hope she is because i turned into a minge magnet overnight. Pulled the other night, drowning in clunge so i am.

somefeen

kneemos wrote: »

Because your awesome dude.

Why fight it?

Man reading this genuinely made me feel awesome. Thanks man

efb

Can I borrow a feeling....

Give it time op

Talib Fiasco

somefeen wrote: »

Well i hope she is because i turned into a minge magnet overnight. Pulled the other night, drowning in clunge so i am.

Drowning in clunge because you pulled the other night? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. The ex is probably beating lads off with a fly swat oh how I love innuendo

efb

somefeen wrote: »

Well i hope she is because i turned into a minge magnet overnight. Pulled the other night, drowning in clunge so i am.

Your sisters don't count

kylith

Ah, the relief of the newly free. It's been 7 months for me now and I'm still loving it.

Franno

somefeen wrote: »

Well i hope she is because i turned into a minge magnet overnight. Pulled the other night, drowning in clunge so i am.

Well done Jay

kilkenny12

Franno wrote: »

Well done Jay

You his ex? :eek:

Franno

kilkenny12 wrote: »

You his ex? :eek:

No I mean he sounds like the fella from the Inbetweeners

kilkenny12

Franno wrote: »

No I mean he sounds like the fella from the Inbetweeners

Ah yes lol. The new account had me thinking all sorts of drama:pac:

somefeen

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

Drowning in clunge because you pulled the other night? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes. The ex is probably beating lads off with a fly swat oh how I love innuendo

Im sad now

Mister Vain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GzWiXCHLek

TheOtherBloke

This Cockyness.. Maybe its a cover up. Youre a mess deep down OP. Weve all been there.

LadyAthame

mfceiling wrote: »

Think it makes you a dick tbh...

He is just trying to rustle up his self esteem after a break up i think it's awesome DO YOU op.

Saralee4

I'm still trying to figure out how saying to a barman "ill have a cider for a change today please tony" could be considered as cocky even if I imagine it in the "most cocky way imaginable"

TGJD

Saralee4 wrote: »

I'm still trying to figure out how saying to a barman "ill have a cider for a change today please tony" could be considered as cocky even if I imagine it in the "most cocky way imaginable"

I've been wondering this too. Maybe he said it while winking and blowing kisses at his reflection in the mirror behind the bar.

Mister Vain

Saralee4 wrote: »

I'm still trying to figure out how saying to a barman "ill have a cider for a change today please tony" could be considered as cocky even if I imagine it in the "most cocky way imaginable"

Cider makes you ride her.

ToddyDoody

Single by choice (hers)

Saralee4

Mister Vain wrote: »

Cider makes you ride her.

Now that's cocky

Talib Fiasco

Maybe he asked for Dickins Cider or maybe Cummins Cider

Taylor365

Knowing your barman by first name is always a good sign.

Only up from here OP :pac:

Renegade Mechanic

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

Maybe he asked for Dickins Cider or maybe Cummins Cider

Awful smokey taste off the Cummins Cider though.