Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

dr.fuzzenstein

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8473881

andy fitzgerarld 3 minutes ago 1100 cash in hand ill buy it 100 percent im nothing like the muppets that messaging u they would want to go get a life for them selfs ****ing handycaps on this site , 11 cash in hand ill take it once u have a taxbook wit it ill buy it dont care if it vvti vvtli dont care ither way, ;] ;]

OK, who here is taking the piss? this cannot be a serious reply.

Special Circumstances

Waiting for baldy mcdonagh to join the fray.

wotzgoingon

Special Circumstances wrote: »

Waiting for baldy mcdonagh to join the fray.

Who is Baldy McDonnagh, is this that Baldy fella from Darndale?

Pov06

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8473881



OK, who here is taking the piss? this cannot be a serious reply.

Doesn't say VVTi or VVTLi on the engine, just says "1.8 celica engine 50k changed June 2013" :pac: I'm surprised the mechanic didn't run out of Tippex.

wotzgoingon

Pov06 wrote: »

Doesn't say VVTi or VVTLi on the engine, just says "1.8 celica engine 50k changed June 2013" :pac: I'm surprised the mechanic didn't run out of Tippex.

I'm no expert but afaik the belt deteriorates over time even though it wasn't being driving. It would be best to change it soon if you bought it.

Special Circumstances

Somone will win donedeal if they post up an engine pic with "MINT LAD" painted onto it in 6 inch high Tippex letters.

dr.fuzzenstein

Special Circumstances wrote: »

Waiting for baldy mcdonagh to join the fray.

Someone will soon be told they'll be using a bucket for a commode...

R1_Pete

Great price for a Ferrari! Fresh badges and all..
http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mx3-mazda/9560690?offset=15

wotzgoingon

R1_Pete wrote: »

Great price for a Ferrari! Fresh badges and all..
http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mx3-mazda/9560690?offset=15

I could never drive that, everyone laughing at you.

job seeker

R1_Pete wrote: »

Great price for a Ferrari! Fresh badges and all..
http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mx3-mazda/9560690?offset=15

Ah jaysus, there even wolfrace alloys the most common alloy wheel used on skanger cars...

That car is more disappointing than going for a rose and only to open the tin to find a sewing kit.

blackbox

R1_Pete wrote: »

Great price for a Ferrari! Fresh badges and all..
http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mx3-mazda/9560690?offset=15

At least they were honest and said it was a lookalike - Someone could easily have mistaken it for the real thing.:rolleyes:

massy086

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage /features/6554039/Thirty-three-of-the-coolest-cars-youll-ever-see-in-your-life.html?CMP=spklr-_-S9SunSocial-_-FBPAGE-_-TheSun-thesun-_-20150722-_-Features-_-211883304 OMG few beauts there lol

the_shark

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8473881



OK, who here is taking the piss? this cannot be a serious reply.

think i annoyed her just a tad

the_shark the_shark 7 minutes ago
used to own this car, is it still burning a litre of oil a day???

kellypurtill kellypurtill 5 minutes ago
haaaaa haaaaa u stupid spastic u never owned **** u f*ckin handy cap

kellypurtill kellypurtill 3 minutes ago
u jealous bastard because i would not do a deal wit u for it u write on my add u creep,, dare new engine fitted in this 2013 f**king freak

kellypurtill kellypurtill 1 minute ago
to all the creeps wit spare pages that have not got nothing else better to do than try slag my car cause ye cant afford to buy it go f**k your selfs an get a life stupid f**king muppets trying ruin my add ill sell the car on donedeal,, apes

Toyotafanboi

They deleted some of my comments. The celica is a henhouse.

TwoShedsJackson

Do adverts.ie not have any rule about abuse (sellers or buyers) in their ads then?

dr.fuzzenstein

the_shark wrote: »

think i annoyed her just a tad

the_shark the_shark 7 minutes ago
used to own this car, is it still burning a litre of oil a day???

kellypurtill kellypurtill 5 minutes ago
haaaaa haaaaa u stupid spastic u never owned **** u f*ckin handy cap

kellypurtill kellypurtill 3 minutes ago
u jealous bastard because i would not do a deal wit u for it u write on my add u creep,, dare new engine fitted in this 2013 f**king freak

kellypurtill kellypurtill 1 minute ago
to all the creeps wit spare pages that have not got nothing else better to do than try slag my car cause ye cant afford to buy it go f**k your selfs an get a life stupid f**king muppets trying ruin my add ill sell the car on donedeal,, apes

That bit actually has surprising good grammar and spelling compared to this seller's usual output.

So this is indeed a thing, the ultra bad spelling is deliberate to attract a certain type of buyer to your ad. Can someone explain this to me? What type of person finds abuse, bad spelling and grammar and a generally defective personality desirable traits in someone they want to do business with? Is this a skanger thing? Do these people find room temperature IQ's attractive?
Maybe I have finally gotten to the age where I'm no longer "down with the kids".

Special Circumstances

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Maybe I have finally gotten to the age where I'm no longer "down with the kids".

Get with it, you ape - "Maby I finnaly goten 2 da aje were I is nu longger don wit d kids"

OldMrBrennan83

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HandsomeDan

Patww79 wrote: »

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Like Angela...

monster1

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8454505

I see mike quinn and kellypurtill are the same person going by the way they spell as "ass"
what are they playing at?

YbFocus

What the hell, how are there people out there that bad at the English language!

Such an attitude to selling a car, nobody in their right mind would go near it!

HandsomeDan

YbFocus wrote: »

What the hell, how are there people out there that bad at the English language!

Such an attitude to selling a car, nobody in their right mind would go near it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkqsSqcP0wY

mb1725

Car should come with free paracetamol, I have a headache from trying to read comments!

job seeker

HandsomeDan wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkqsSqcP0wY

If there was ever a need for Google translate this is it...

dr.fuzzenstein

Patww79 wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

I never even looked at the sellers' name. No way is that a girl. If yes, I think I'm in love! (pukes)

Is that her?

dr.fuzzenstein

Ad withdrawn!

Looks like she got it here:

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8454505

So bought for 1450 and hoping for a quick turnaround at 2k.

Kamili

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Ad withdrawn!

Looks like she got it here:

http://www.adverts.ie/car/toyota/celica/2000-toyota-celica/8454505

So bought for 1450 and hoping for a quick turnaround at 2k.

Its been withdrawn twice
http://www.adverts.ie/search/user-1361296/status_withdrawn/type_all

jimgoose

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

That bit actually has surprising good grammar and spelling compared to this seller's usual output.

So this is indeed a thing, the ultra bad spelling is deliberate to attract a certain type of buyer to your ad. Can someone explain this to me? What type of person finds abuse, bad spelling and grammar and a generally defective personality desirable traits in someone they want to do business with? Is this a skanger thing? Do these people find room temperature IQ's attractive?
Maybe I have finally gotten to the age where I'm no longer "down with the kids".

I kid you not, it's a like a whole actual alien planet out there, right under our noses as 'twere! :pac:

dr.fuzzenstein

Kamili wrote: »

Its been withdrawn twice
http://www.adverts.ie/search/user-1361296/status_withdrawn/type_all

kellypurtill

Member since:March '15
Rating: 0% positive feedback

:pac::D

dr.fuzzenstein

jimgoose wrote: »

I kid you not, it's a like a whole actual alien planet out there, right under our noses as 'twere! :pac:

However can they make themselves understood communicating in such outlandish slang? It is quite the challenge trying to follow the gist of a conversation if conducted in such a ludicrous manner. And if he/she read this, I doubt they could understand it, since we're conversing in English.
Maybe he/she (can't figure it out, but has GOT to be a bloke) is attempting to communicate in the vernacular of his target audience, i.e. Skanglish.

Special Circumstances

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

However can they make themselves understood communicating in such outlandish slang? It is quite the challenge trying to follow the gist of a conversation if conducted in such a ludicrous manner. And if he/she read this, I doubt they could understand it, since we're conversing in English.

It's mostly noise on top of body language and tone/volume of voice when spoken. I seriously doubt anyone can make sense of it in written form.

jimgoose

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

However can they make themselves understood communicating in such outlandish slang? It is quite the challenge trying to follow the gist of a conversation if conducted in such a ludicrous manner. And if he/she read this, I doubt they could understand it, since we're conversing in English.
Maybe he/she (can't figure it out, but has GOT to be a bloke) is attempting to communicate in the vernacular of his target audience, i.e. Skanglish.

I call shenanigans and submit that it's actually you, placing your parchments and Jägermeister stiffener one-side periodically to peer over your monocle at some of the more oafish replies.

26000 Elephants

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Skanglish.

Ah!, le mot juste!!

mhackett102

Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16

wotzgoingon

mhackett102 wrote: »

Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16

He really does have bad typing English. I know if you are posting on boards in a hurry some words might be wrong but if I was writing an ad I would take my time to give a good impression.

Supergurrier

Wouldn't be a bad car for a grand to be fair

Is it a 180bhp ?

tuxy

Supergurrier wrote: »

Wouldn't be a bad car for a grand to be fair

Is it a 180bhp ?

Do you mean 190bhp?
That's the thing, they have had the engine replaced and they don't know if it has a VVTI or VVTL-I and seem to get very upset when people ask.

Supergurrier

tuxy wrote: »

Do you mean 190bhp?
That's the thing, they have had the engine replaced and they don't know if it has a VVTI or VVTL-I and seem to get very upset when people ask.

Yea thsts the fella, they are a reliable enough car to be fair

Skylinehead

I'm only after twigging that the petrol cap isn't missing. It looks like it is.

colm_mcm

Tototafanboi has one of those caps too.

dr.fuzzenstein

mhackett102 wrote: »

Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16

That seems to have dropped in price.
Great, he's not allowing test drives. He really doesn't want to sell this, does he?

davycc

mhackett102 wrote: »

Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16

well spottted:pac: his other donedeal ad is selling dags!

Celly Smunt

mhackett102 wrote: »

Oh here, the famous Toyota Celica is back again!

I'd nearly give him €1500 for it. €1250 so I dont see it appear again online, and an extra €250 for a few English lessons.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-x-show-car-gorgeous-car-bargain/9972190?offset=16

I think the last thing I'd want my car to drive like is "like a train"

Billy86

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

That seems to have dropped in price.
Great, he's not allowing test drives. He really doesn't want to sell this, does he?

I think I found out why the price has dropped (and no, it doesn't look like it is because the seller has seen a smidgen of sense). It looks like he is selling a DVD player and suborder, both for a car, on buyandsell.ie. I found out by googling his number, but what's even weirder is that the name on the buy and sell account is 'kelly'! :eek: Either he's Paul Kelly from Cahir, Tipperary... or it's somehow even dodgier than we thought! :pac:

https://www.buyandsell.ie/profile/kelly-23278

dr.fuzzenstein

davycc wrote: »

well spottted:pac: his other donedeal ad is selling dags!

Read the ad for the dog. How does this guy ever expect to sell anything? He seems to think sh*tty attitude and shouting at people is the secret to successful selling.

TwoShedsJackson

davycc wrote: »

well spottted:pac: his other donedeal ad is selling dags!

Nice dog, which he'll never sell with the attitude he shows in the ads. What a wanker.

Surprised he doesn't have 'no test pilots, no time wasters' in the ad for the dog as well..

YbFocus

Skylinehead wrote: »

I'm only after twigging that the petrol cap isn't missing. It looks like it is.

Yeah it's the take anything off the car that is easy to spray or wrap and do so technique.

Forever looks sh1t.

Toyotafanboi

Supergurrier wrote: »

Wouldn't be a bad car for a grand to be fair

Is it a 180bhp ?

this car was born a 190, but has a replacement 140 engine fitted.

Skylinehead wrote: »

I'm only after twigging that the petrol cap isn't missing. It looks like it is.

colm_mcm wrote: »

Tototafanboi has one of those caps too.

indeed. it was an original Toyota accessory for Japanese Celicas. a Tinted plastic fuel door and a chromed filler cap. I have no pics of mine to hand.



that Celica isn't worth €125, never mind €1250 it has to be one of the ****test Celicas available. most Celicas came very well spec'd from the factory but this one managed to escape without leather, without a sunroof and without air con or climate control.

ok, so it's not spec'd great, but hey it's still a fantastic looking car with great curves right? oh wait, no, someone bastardised a **** body kit onto it.

ok, so it's a bad spec and it looks awful, but its still got 192bhp right? actually no, someone fitted an Avensis engine.

well at least it has a bit of tax and test so i can drive it legally with a paper bag over my head... wait, no. no tax or test either.

timaru89

He didn't even clean out the interior of the car:o

emeldc

Yeah, but the dog can sit and give the paw. FFS. What an illiterate clown. (not the dog)