Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

dr.fuzzenstein

Skylinehead wrote: »

At least that one can be made to look good...

Only with a complete respray or a match and a can of petrol.

Cortina_MK_IV

The BMW started life as white and it was resprayed ehhhhh stainless steel?

GvidoR

Wrapped, I'd say.

dr.fuzzenstein

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Katie Price must live there... Don't know who owns the X6.. Roy Rogers? Hi ho silver!

Its funny, showed those cars to my GF, her first thought: pornstars.

mhackett102

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/peugeot-407/10959147?offset=16



Some things just cannot be unseen..

YbFocus

Thought it was a 550 Maranello for a second :pac:

Duke O Smiley

Nothing says skang like gaudily painted interior plastics

Toyotafanboi

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/10869221

Dat flooded road doe.

power pants

not too skangery tbf. Definitely not my cup of tea though

circadian

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/10869221

Dat flooded road doe.

WTF?

Skylinehead

power pants wrote: »

not too skangery tbf. Definitely not my cup of tea though

Anything with a sunstrip that covers half the window gets a 10 on the skangmeter from me.

NickDunne

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/10869221

Dat flooded road doe.

I'm willing to bet €1 milllllion that the pleb has no idea who Gerd Van Aaken is either. Gobshíte. :mad: :rolleyes:

rizzodun

Thinking of texting to ask him what's his lowest price, then after he tells me asking him how much off on top of that if he keeps his 'window sticker'

job seeker

NickDunne wrote: »

I'm willing to bet €1 milllllion that the pleb has no idea who Gerd Van Aaken is either. Gobshíte. :mad: :rolleyes:

Who is he when he's at home?

mb1725

job seeker wrote: »

Who is he when he's at home?

He has something to do with Volkswagen emissions! :rolleyes:;)

ShaunieVW

Funnily enough van aaken, or whatever way you spell it is a lofty tuning company from the sweden or Norway afaik, people stick them on because they have literally zero imagination and are sheep.

jimgoose

job seeker wrote: »

Who is he when he's at home?

I believe he's something like legendary Chelsea Tractorist Afzal Kahn. And yes, that surname works beautifully in an Australian accent. :pac:

YbFocus

ShaunieVW wrote: »

Funnily enough van aaken, or whatever way you spell it is a lofty tuning company from the sweden or Norway afaik, people stick them on because they have literally zero imagination and are sheep.

It's cringy to watch them all so the same standard things, you'd swear they were buying a kit from eBay or something

Toyotafanboi

dr.fuzzenstein

^^^^^^
Couldn't find a bigger image?

Toyotafanboi

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

^^^^^^
Couldn't find a bigger image?

looks fine to me, but Chrome is kind like that :pac:. i'l try resize.

rizzodun

In fairness I know a lad with a roof rack on his golf, but he uses it for his bikes, but the rest for sure.

Copa Mundial

If the write up in the advert is true, he's put a fair wad of cash in to this and it still looks shíte :P triangular back box is the cherry on top.

jca

Copa Mundial wrote: »

If the write up in the advert is true, he's put a fair wad of cash in to this and it still looks shíte :P triangular back box is the cherry on top.

He'll be keeping his overheating "baby" what a crock.

Cortina_MK_IV

new head gaskit,

brand new break discks

but it will fly through nct centre

Just added that word at the end there bud.

i am keeping my baby

Ring Madonna on: 1-800-adopt a honda.

johndaman66

The interior is quite rank and I have to ask what are performance pedals as opposed to non performance pedals.

rizzodun

Is there serious damage along the bootlid in the pic with the boot open or is it just me?

Toyotafanboi

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/11006111

Fair bit of work gone into it, but it's desperate looking imo. A nice clean standard example would be twice the head turner these days.

Alanstrainor

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/11006111

Fair bit of work gone into it, but it's desperate looking imo. A nice clean standard example would be twice the head turner these days.

Dem panel gaps...

smash

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Dem panel gaps...

The rear bumper is trying to talk.

Cortina_MK_IV

Can't get my head around that black stripe. Previous owner Pepe Le Pew or he drove under a gantry with a painter hanging off of it.

AndyBoBandy

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Can't get my head around that black stripe.

Stephen Ireland before he got all his new ones in pink.
maybe while he was still a youth international.

dr.fuzzenstein

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Can't get my head around that black stripe. Previous owner Pepe Le Pew or he drove under a gantry with a painter hanging off of it.

Should be easy enough to remove, I'd say without it it would look a lot more agreeable? Might not be half bad. Rear bumper can be fixed I'm sure.
If the engine is OK as the ad says (surely they wouldn't lie ) it looks like a salvageable motor. And it sits on springs, so no expensive suspension work coming up.

Copa Mundial

German plates on non-German cars have always been a pet peeve of mine :mad:

Top Dog

I have no words :eek:



http://www.donedeal.ie/commercials-for-sale/vw-transporter/11000033?sv=1

power pants

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Should be easy enough to remove, I'd say without it it would look a lot more agreeable? Might not be half bad. Rear bumper can be fixed I'm sure.
If the engine is OK as the ad says (surely they wouldn't lie ) it looks like a salvageable motor. And it sits on springs, so no expensive suspension work coming up.

all the panels are atrocious

dr.fuzzenstein

power pants wrote: »

all the panels are atrocious

Bit hard to tell from those pics. Worse on the phone

Toyotafanboi

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/11008612

Ironic that they should advertise it as 'mint'

Copa Mundial

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/view/11008612

Ironic that they should advertise it as 'mint'

The amount of money that was thrown at that tan and green re-trim.

Copa Mundial

R33 Skyline looking atrociously bad. Creased carbon wrap and bonnet pins, ugh

h3000

^^^

Clearly rust patches under the wrap :eek:

Toyotafanboi

the funniest thing has to be the actual agricultural/ gardening grade chicken wire used in the front bumper.

tell you what though, i still would. take the spoiler off, remove the wrap, be a really nice car.

Duke O Smiley

Lol @ nissan almera steering wheel

Toyotafanboi

Pretty sure that that's the same as an Almera wheel alright. in fact that whole interior screams "mid 90's Nissan", also an Almera gear knob, and the button that adjusts the mirrors? generally speaking the dash plastics, the instrument cluster design, the seat fabric, very very dangerously very stereotypically 90's Nissan. not that that's a bad thing.

it's a bit like Toyota and this wheel. to my knowledge it's in the Corolla e11 and e12, the Yaris MK1 and MK2, the 2001- Rav 4, Celica Gen 7, basically if Toyota were thinking about it in the early 2000's, it was getting this wheel.

zero19

That's a high quality 2Fast 2Furious replica lads, sure Paul Walker was mad for the chicken wire.

colm_mcm

I quite like that Toyota wheel, it's nice and small for an airbag wheel.

Ded_Zebra

colm_mcm wrote: »

I quite like that Toyota wheel, it's nice and small for an airbag wheel.

Glanza and Levin also had it:D

ra0044

First post in Skangermobile territory and loving the thread.

I will leave this here https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/2-0petrol-ford-probe-tax-385eur/11046292.

I always wanted a Ford Probe back in the day ( don't judge me ) but this is just wrong on so many levels

YbFocus

EGZOST

Cortina_MK_IV

I presume the header (no not him) is the correct size injun at 2.0. I thought there was a 2L and 2.5L Mazda jobby.