Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

Renegade Mechanic

job seeker wrote: »

This Mazda is shocking! :eek:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172428993096

looks like a celica or skyline

After what, a pound of magic mushrooms?

twin_beacon

I love the description:


For sale is this VERY UNIQUE, stunning, beautiful, head-turning 1998 Mazda 323F GXi. which has an airbrushed "LIGHTENING"paint scheme - painted in Germany. Actually, I bought this car for my son, when he saw it at a side road, written FOR SALE, then he called the seller and called me, but, stayed with the seller where the car was (so that no body else buys it) until I came to him, hence, bought the car for him. In fact, my son had fun with this car; and good time. He was stopped on the road, many times by people for different reasons, some wanted to know what car it's, some wanted to take a photo with the car, some wanted just to take a photo of the car alone, others showed interest to buy it, if my son wants to sell it, and so on. Even one time, the Police stopped him, just they wanted to know what car it is.The car really drew even the interest of many children, as well as the adults. Sometimes, when I'm with my son in the car, I could even hear the children saying to their parents - "Wow !!! mummy (or daddy) look at this beautiful car (or even some of them say gorgeous car)".

job seeker

twin_beacon wrote: »

I love the description:


For sale is this VERY UNIQUE, stunning, beautiful, head-turning 1998 Mazda 323F GXi. which has an airbrushed "LIGHTENING"paint scheme - painted in Germany. Actually, I bought this car for my son, when he saw it at a side road, written FOR SALE, then he called the seller and called me, but, stayed with the seller where the car was (so that no body else buys it) until I came to him, hence, bought the car for him. In fact, my son had fun with this car; and good time. He was stopped on the road, many times by people for different reasons, some wanted to know what car it's, some wanted to take a photo with the car, some wanted just to take a photo of the car alone, others showed interest to buy it, if my son wants to sell it, and so on. Even one time, the Police stopped him, just they wanted to know what car it is.The car really drew even the interest of many children, as well as the adults. Sometimes, when I'm with my son in the car, I could even hear the children saying to their parents - "Wow !!! mummy (or daddy) look at this beautiful car (or even some of them say gorgeous car)".

That's the best bit, to even be that deluded that they had to stay with the seller in case someone else bought it... :pac: Eh, not likely..

wotzgoingon

twin_beacon wrote: »

I love the description:


For sale is this VERY UNIQUE, stunning, beautiful, head-turning 1998 Mazda 323F GXi. which has an airbrushed "LIGHTENING"paint scheme - painted in Germany. Actually, I bought this car for my son, when he saw it at a side road, written FOR SALE, then he called the seller and called me, but, stayed with the seller where the car was (so that no body else buys it) until I came to him, hence, bought the car for him. In fact, my son had fun with this car; and good time. He was stopped on the road, many times by people for different reasons, some wanted to know what car it's, some wanted to take a photo with the car, some wanted just to take a photo of the car alone, others showed interest to buy it, if my son wants to sell it, and so on. Even one time, the Police stopped him, just they wanted to know what car it is.The car really drew even the interest of many children, as well as the adults. Sometimes, when I'm with my son in the car, I could even hear the children saying to their parents - "Wow !!! mummy (or daddy) look at this beautiful car (or even some of them say gorgeous car)".

I never read that description in the ad but I read your post. What an absolute load of crap to write in the description for a car. If I was selling a car and wrote a description like that I would be embarrassed at what people coming to look at the car would be thinking of me.

punisher5112

wotzgoingon wrote: »

I never read that description in the ad but I read your post. What an absolute load of crap to write in the description for a car. If I was selling a car and wrote a description like that I would be embarrassed at what people coming to look at the car would be thinking of me.

Embarrassed.... Far far out of this world on that scale.

What are these people on cause they really need to change doctors.

robbiew

I just read the bottom of the page lol..

EMERGENCY NOTICE

PLEASE, NOTE THAT THIS VEHICLE NOW WILL BE SOLD AS "SPARES OR REPAIRS" AND THE PRICE WILL BE REDUCED TO £370, BECAUSE, I'VE JUST DISCOVERED NOW THAT THE HEADLIGHTS DO NOT WORK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM. SO, PLS REMEMBER IF YOU BUY THIS CAR AND YOU WANT TO DRIVE IT AWAY, THEN PLS MAKE SURE IT SHOULD BE IN THE MORNING. OTHERWISE YOU WOULD NEED TO TOW IT AWAY OR TO TRANSPORT IT ON A VEHICLE-TRANSPORTER.

colm_mcm

Speaking of 323s with bids paintwork
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323F-1-3-LXI-5-DOOR-2001-Y-REG-FULL-12-MONTHS-MOT-/201666484220?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202351%2526meid%253D3d1f81229e2746dd9f5ed6bb599491f7%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D17%2526rkt%253D17%2526sd%253D172428993096&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

Not strictly skanger but still ridiculous.

robbiew

colm_mcm wrote: »

Speaking of 323s with bids paintwork
http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-323F-1-3-LXI-5-DOOR-2001-Y-REG-FULL-12-MONTHS-MOT-/201666484220?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202351%2526meid%253D3d1f81229e2746dd9f5ed6bb599491f7%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D17%2526rkt%253D17%2526sd%253D172428993096&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

Not strictly skanger but still ridiculous.

The look on gigsy's face says it all really

Cheensbo

The mystery has been solved-

It was - Screaming for a......

donut...

Now with burst rad pipe - but sure just run water into it and it's fine.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/evo-2/14086400

It may be an EVO - but given the strong hints that it's had a hard existence, the twisted back end & engine that's probably toast too - I say it's fit for nothing but scrap.

Renegade Mechanic

That engine is definitely toast! The state of that radiator pipe! There must have been serious exhaust pressure in it

job seeker

Cheensbo wrote: »

The mystery has been solved-

It was - Screaming for a......

donut...

Now with burst rad pipe - but sure just run water into it and it's fine.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/evo-2/14086400

It may be an EVO - but given the strong hints that it's had a hard existence, the twisted back end & engine that's probably toast too - I say it's fit for nothing but scrap.

It's funny, looking at the outside you'd swear it was a evo replica..

"Screaming for a donut"? :rolleyes:

Toyotafanboi

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/wv-passat/14144703

Shocking stuff.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/wv-passat/14144703

Shocking stuff.

I see a veyron...? ? ?

MadYaker

What did he take those photos with? Hahaha

job seeker

MadYaker wrote: »

What did he take those photos with? Hahaha

It looks like the photos were taken with a camera, through a cardboard toilet roll tube.

TrailerBob

And for some reason he took them in the car park of the AIB in Naas... perhaps applying for a motor loan... or being a getaway driver for the least subtle robbery attempt in history

wyliecoyote1

great add description aswel.

"threaded sport suspension with the possibility of adjusting company KONI bought this year a new, state of the engine and transmission components as well as the ideal condition of the car windows tinted very good tires very good condition road tax 03.2017"

colm_mcm

Google translate I'd say.

twin_beacon

oh my god, why would anybody put that spoiler on any car.

job seeker

"Who's in da house?" "Ali G in da house"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272482422029

bear1

Would ya look at this beautayyyyy

http://allegro.pl/mercedes-benz-c-klasa-2-2-cdi-sedan-tuning-unikat-i6648025385.html#thumb/1

MadYaker

Wow haha! Did he make the spoiler himself I wonder?

26000 Elephants

bear1 wrote: »

Would ya look at this beautayyyyy

bear1

I almost pissed myself when I saw it but then I realised, someone is actually driving that **** heap.
Love to know what the ad says.

punisher5112

bear1 wrote: »

I almost pissed myself when I saw it but then I realised, someone is actually driving that **** heap.
Love to know what the ad says.

One of a kind I would hazard a guess.

Atoms for Peace

bear1 wrote: »

Would ya look at this beautayyyyy

http://allegro.pl/mercedes-benz-c-klasa-2-2-cdi-sedan-tuning-unikat-i6648025385.html#thumb/1

Disapointed, had expected to see a skangered Austin allegro.

Special Circumstances

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Disapointed, had expected to see a skangered Austin allegro.

Clicked through the pictures, slightly disappointed myself... If ever a car promised a chance of rubbish airbrushed "art" this is it.

Gutted really that they didn't go the whole hog with a naked woman and/or wolf on the bonnet.

jca

job seeker wrote: »

"Who's in da house?" "Ali G in da house"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272482422029

Armoured cars and tanks and guns, came to take away our sons.... It just popped into my head..

AndyBoBandy

job seeker wrote: »

"Who's in da house?" "Ali G in da house"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272482422029

I wonder what happens when it rains?

bear1

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Disapointed, had expected to see a skangered Austin allegro.

So go and find one.

Recoil12

Why?

https://www.gumtree.ie/a-cars/cork/2006-renault-megane-limousine/1001854595980910287676909

CianRyan

Not the worst offender but "why?" is the correct question.

Kamili

Limousine? Eh? It doesn't even have leather, and no photos of the back seat...

Top Dog

Recoil12 wrote: »

Why?

https://www.gumtree.ie/a-cars/cork/2006-renault-megane-limousine/1001854595980910287676909

People still use gumtree? :eek:

jca

Kamili wrote: »

Limousine? Eh? It doesn't even have leather, and no photos of the back seat...

I must confess but I do like the colour...

Kamili

jca wrote: »

I must confess but I do like the colour...

I do too, but wouldn't call that a limousine!

wonski

bear1 wrote: »

I almost pissed myself when I saw it but then I realised, someone is actually driving that **** heap.
Love to know what the ad says.

There is a very honest description in this ad, surprisingly honest

If I find a time I will translate it for you

colm_mcm

Kamili wrote: »

Limousine? Eh? It doesn't even have leather, and no photos of the back seat...

Pretty good chance that the seller is not Irish and English is not their first language. The term limousine is interchangable with what we would call a saloon in some countries.

Toyotafanboi

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/passat-2007-dsg/14423689

vintagevrs

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/passat-2007-dsg/14423689

"A little touch of orange".....

Yeah nice and subtle

punisher5112

Needs a little bit of fire followed by some more fire. That would fix it.

colm_mcm

As truckermal would say it would be nicer without the orange and the modified rear lights and the German plates and the sum strip

blindside88

Most be a contender for worse wing in the world

https://www.donedeal.ie/view/13850794
Mazda mx5 eunos roadster

Kamili

blindside88 wrote: »

Most be a contender for worse wing in the world

https://www.donedeal.ie/view/13850794
Mazda mx5 eunos roadster

Body not the cleanest hence price only one spot of rust on wing the rest is laquar peel in places

dey be queuing up to buy it, for sure - yaknow cos of the price

I know I'd rather spend 2.5k on somewhat else....:pac:

wotzgoingon

I didn't think it was too bad after looking at the first and second picture but then I seen the massive wing in the third. Fúck man, what was he thinking.

Kamili

No pics of the so called issues that cause it to be reduced in price either..

racso1975

Possibly a dual winner of this and the dreamer thread given the state of the inside of the car and the price being asked. https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/bmw-e36-318is-nct-amp-tax/14465774



This beauty only has 3 matching alloys on it and is a 2.7 but only 2.0 on the tax book sure to be snapped up. Just hoping it does not sell before i get a chance to post :rolleyes:
https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/mercedes-clk-swap-or-sell/14465973

26000 Elephants

There must be a pile of those CLK 270's with 2.0 (or 1.8!) on the book - I've seen 2 for sale in Kerry in the last few months.

Must have been some scam boy.

CianRyan

They are what you would call a "slab car".

Noveight

Mercedes has just the threaded suspension

Anyone know what he's attempting to refer to?