Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

tossy

wotzgoingon wrote: »

I thought I seen it all. Fake micro intercooler. I fitted the scoop with tape as the screws would add weight. What kind of screws was he planing on using.

I'd say it's more likely an Oil cooler or at least a fake one.

Kamili

supersparkz wrote: »

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/201897857971?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fff3%3D4%26toolid%3D11800%26pub%3D5574630816%26campid%3D5337371985%26mpre%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2F201897857971%26utm_content%3Dbufferd8844%26utm_medium%3Dsocial%26utm_source%3Dfacebook.com%26utm_campaign%3Dbuffer%26srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D1203793941480&_mwBanner=1&ul_noapp=true

Class Urabus.....

FYP

job seeker

colm_mcm wrote: »

Lads ye're taking it a bit seriously!

It just annoys me how ****e it is!

dar83

job seeker wrote: »

It just annoys me how ****e it is!

But that's the entire point....

wotzgoingon

Nuw wrote: »

I actually prefer the other ad linked in the Ubaru one:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172635277637

#Brits on tour. When I first read it I thought it said Brits Out! I was so used to reading it written on walls in Dublin years ago.

Toyotafanboi

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/ford-s-max/15373221

jca

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/ford-s-max/15373221

I don't think it looks too bad... I've seen a lot worse dross being driven around Bunclody!!

job seeker

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=93097161&postcount=8854

The above post is a convertible M3 which was caked in body filler. The links are broken in the post however, I have them here to re-jog your memories.





Remember now? :pac:

Well, "what is the god damn point of this post?" I hear you say.

Well, this very car has been spotted today actually on a ferry to France. By someone in a facebook group which I'm a member of.

Without further ado, here is the finished product. :D



(Sorry about the size of the pics)

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

I'm lost for words.

job seeker

Hunky Monster wrote: »

I'm lost for words.

It's a lot to take in alright!

Top Dog

Please tell me it's not a real M3 under all that filler?

colm_mcm

Yep, M3 Evo.

It got an MOT in the end!

9378 9454 9268 Reason(s) for failure
Nearside Front Body or chassis has an inadequate repair, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
Offside Front Body or chassis has an inadequate repair, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
Nearside Rear Body or chassis has an inadequate repair, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
Offside Rear Body or chassis has an inadequate repair, seriously affecting its strength within 30cm of the body mountings (6.1.B.2)
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content at idle excessive (7.3.D.4)
Advisory notice item(s)
Exhaust noisy (7.1.4)

bear1

He has made that car worthless.

mossy50

jesus christ my eyes

punisher5112

It burns... The goggles do nothing

Muckie

I'm all for fiddling with cars, specially when i was younger.

Some amount of fiberglass and filler gone into it.

Would it not be an extreme fire risk or danger in an accident?

bear1

Muckie wrote: »

I'm all for fiddling with cars, specially when i was younger.

Some amount of fiberglass and filler gone into it.

Would it not be an extreme fire risk or danger in an accident?

Let's hope so.

Gravelly

I wonder if some part of his mind screamed STOP YOU FOOL at any stage of that project.

V Eight

The horror... the horror...

gizabeer

Jesus christ , why the fu#k would you do that :eek:

TrailerBob

#winnerwinnerchickendinner

colm_mcm

bear1 wrote: »

He has made that car worthless.

Especially as there's only 22000 odd miles on it.

Eric Cartman

I see stevie wonder is hosting this years episode of pimp my ride.

eringobragh

you'd think the **** would fit spacers at least on it.

Wrong on so many levels...what are the rear cluster lights from?

jca

I think on that note this thread can be closed, nothing is going to beat that pile of junk.

bear1

colm_mcm wrote: »

Especially as there's only 22000 odd miles on it.

I don't think anything could make it worse than what it is.
It's like he saw it, bought it and thought hmm how will I ruin it.
Oh yeah I'll just fill it with filler and turn into a bastard love child between the alien movie and the monster in cloverfield

eringobragh

bear1 wrote: »

I don't think anything could make it worse than what it is.
It's like he saw it, bought it and thought hmm how will I ruin it.
Oh yeah I'll just fill it with filler and turn into a bastard love child between the alien movie and the monster in cloverfield

He must have lost a bet or something...its the only rational

Insurance Company: Has the vehicle any modifications?
Skanger M3: How do I put this in words

Wossack

eringobragh wrote: »

He must have lost a bet or something...its the only rational

Insurance Company: Has the vehicle any modifications?
Skanger M3: How do I put this in words

might be quicker to try and insure it as a canal boat, and declares mods as wheels, and windscreen

bear1

eringobragh wrote: »

He must have lost a bet or something...its the only rational

Insurance Company: Has the vehicle any modifications?
Skanger M3: How do I put this in words

There'd be no need to declare them.
Sure the moment you crash all that ****e would fall off, even better if it catches fire.

26000 Elephants

bear1 wrote: »

There'd be no need to declare them.
Sure the moment you crash all that ****e would fall off, even better if it catches fire.

Thats a win-win right there.

eringobragh

26000 Elephants wrote: »

Thats a win-win right there.

The running gear could be used elsewhere - clowns probably dropped a diesel into it....it would be the icing on the cake

26000 Elephants

eringobragh wrote: »

The running gear could be used elsewhere - clowns probably dropped a diesel into it....it would be the icing on the cake

I'd say that thing would go up in a flash like a small star collapsing. Cast iron diesel block would be vaporized, with luck. :cool:

Duke O Smiley

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/honda-accord/15809334



Dem rear Brembos.

Atlantic Dawn

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/honda-accord/15809334

Dem rear Brembos.

How does someone have the neck to put something destroyed like that up for sale? If it was desh1tified of the stickers inside and out it might actually not be too bad.

Zoo4m8

"Great running car would fly through test"...but , but has twelve month NCT according to disc on windscreen ... Wha?

colm_mcm

Probably tested since the ad was posted originally and text not updated properly.

There's no easy way to word this without offending somebody, but most of these skangermobiles seem to be sold by what would have been called non Irish.

Iseedeadpixels

colm_mcm wrote: »

Probably tested since the ad was posted originally and text not updated properly.

There's no easy way to word this without offending somebody, but most of these skangermobiles seem to be sold by what would have been called non Irish.

I'm offended:mad: ......by that car.

No ad but saw a Corsa on the Naas Road today doing about 150 with "VIP MODIFIED" stuck on the rear window.

jca

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

I'm offended:mad: ......by that car.

No ad but saw a Corsa on the Naas Road today doing about 150 with "VIP MODIFIED" stuck on the rear window.

Was behind a dreadful pisshat who's sticker read, gas,grass or ass, no one travels for free. For those who've trouble in the reading department gas grass and ass were accompanied by little symbols...

morritty

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/honda-accord/15809334



Dem rear Brembos.

Second line of the ad......"Type R"

Facepalm

Notch000

'R' for all the good stuff
tigeR stickeR
WinteR TyRes
MonsteR engery sticker

Gravelly

Is there some significance or symbolism associated with having a lion on your car that I'm not aware of? It looks like the kind of "modifications" a toddler would do to a car.

Toyotafanboi

Gravelly wrote: »

Is there some significance or symbolism associated with having a lion on your car?

Because racecar.

fancy pigeon

Gravelly wrote: »

Is there some significance or symbolism associated with having a lion on your car that I'm not aware of? It looks like the kind of "modifications" a toddler would do to a car.

Hear the VTEC rrROARRRRRRRRrrrRrrRrr

With my A3 vinyl print, slightly off centre

SnakePlissken

Type R? I think this lad might be lion.

mloc123

Gravelly wrote: »

Is there some significance or symbolism associated with having a lion on your car that I'm not aware of? It looks like the kind of "modifications" a toddler would do to a car.

Lion is top of the food chain... this guy is just letting us know that so is he/his car..

robbiew

On the plus side .. "Tyres is nearly new"

jca

robbiew wrote: »

On the plus side .. "Tyres is nearly new"

On the previous car they belonged to...

mossy50

maybe with the LION he thinks its a Peugeot or a Lion fuxker

hamburg

mossy50 wrote: »

maybe with the LION he thinks its a Peugeot or a Lion fuxker

yeah, the lying goes from strength to strength !:D:D

fancy pigeon

What the...

WUT!