Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

MrCostington

Top Dog wrote: »

Poor Charlotte could do with some punctuation lessons though - that was a painful read. :eek:

Agreed - that level of "writing" would put me right off any car, what would be be like to deal with someone like that?

In her Renault ad:


being sold as project car i bort a while ago ..... running heat shield I bort brand new ...

Gravelly

MrCostington wrote: »

Agreed - that level of "writing" would put me right off any car, what would be be like to deal with someone like that?

In her Renault ad:


being sold as project car i bort a while ago ..... running heat shield I bort brand new ...

Sweet lord. She sounds clever.

Odyssey 2005

Gravelly wrote: »

Sweet lord. She sounds clever.

She certainly no J.K. Rowling, that's for sure.

StereoSound

How could anyone think that Corsa or whatever it is looks good like that? Imagine sitting at the lights in that thing with everyone looking at you.... Does it come with suicide pills in the glovebox or a hammer to hit yourself over the head with as punishment for daring to take that out in public. Awful, ugly looking contraption. I would much prefer to drive a soviet abomination of a Lada of the same vintage.

Gravelly

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

She certainly no J.K. Rowling, that's for sure.

Funny that she can spell Conversion and Separated, but bort is the closest she can get to bought.

bazz26

That's what happens when you leave predictive text run a muck.

Kamili

Top Dog wrote: »

Would love that purely for nostalgic reasons. At the same time wouldn't be seen dead driving it :pac:

Don't worry, it doesn't actually drive. It's not got the engine fitted properly and is totally missing an exhaust system, or electric..

Oh and it appears it rotting from the inside out.

You'd be dead after driving it tbh. Death trap

Emmersonn

Gravelly wrote: »

Sweet lord. She sounds clever.

Can well understand why she can't do the wiring job.

oldsmokey

.red. wrote: »

I tried to read the description but I got a headache about 3 lines in.

Dear ģod, not a full stop to be seen...

oldsmokey

bazz26 wrote: »

That's what happens when you leave predictive text run a muck.

Aaahh bazzz...amok surely?

OldMrBrennan83

From reading the comments here I knew straight away that it was going to be a northy ad. Bort is inexplicably commonly used there and my social media feed would suggest their spelling and grammar is atrocious in general (who the hell says 'the day' for 'today'?).

demanufactured

We need more Bort license plates.

Emmersonn

oldsmokey wrote: »

Dear ģod, not a full stop to be seen...

That skangermobile is a fair ould full stop(ped) .;)

Kamili

demanufactured wrote: »

We need more Bort license plates.

Do the Bort Man!

antodeco

oldsmokey wrote: »

Dear ģod, not a full stop to be seen...

Did you just put a fada on the G? That's impressive!

oldsmokey

antodeco wrote: »

Did you just put a fada on the G? That's impressive!

Cant take the credit, touchscreen does it itself...must be assembled in connemara 😀

ronnie3585

17inch 5 spoke alloys wheels with Tokyo proxies tyers

Tokyo proxies ar da best lol.

bazz26

Even comes with VIP interior curtains:



https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/lexus-is-220d-vip-edition/17999360

CianRyan

That’s a beauty, genuinely I’d be all over it.

johndaman66

Nah, its just stupid, not aesthetically pleasing to me anyway. Can it actually be driven with that ridiculous camber? Pointless really

tcawley29

bazz26 wrote: »

Even comes with VIP interior curtains:


https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/lexus-is-220d-vip-edition/17999360

Great privacy when dogging though

Midnight_EG

johndaman66 wrote: »

Nah, its just stupid, not aesthetically pleasing to me anyway. Can it actually be driven with that ridiculous camber? Pointless really

It's on bags

loyatemu

what's the story with the angled wheels?

EPAndlee

CianRyan wrote: »

That’s a beauty, genuinely I’d be all over it.

So would I but I would remove the bags

CianRyan

Midnight_EG wrote: »

It's on bags

WHAT’S THIS?

punisher5112

CianRyan wrote: »

WHAT’S THIS?

Air suspension.

MrCostington

CianRyan wrote: »

That’s a beauty, genuinely I’d be all over it.

Not my taste at all (I'd prefer red curtains!), but it does look like very good work to me, and the ad states the work was done in metal not plastic etc.

CianRyan

punisher5112 wrote: »

Air suspension.

Ah no, it's just been about a decade since I've seen Midnight_EG post on here.

highdef

loyatemu wrote: »

what's the story with the angled wheels?

I'm guessing the rear tyres would need replacing every few months due to tyre wear on the inside?

rizzodun

If you're familiar with Japanese VIP car styling, that's done very well.

'Cause Yakuza :pac:

q85dw7osi4lebg

Just a pity it's not the 2.5, would be acceptable then

ronnie3585

"A foreign guy done a mad body job on it."

:eek:

https://www.adverts.ie/car/mercedes-benz/320/3-2-petrol-merc-auto/16854986

Gravelly

ronnie3585 wrote: »

"A foreign guy done a mad body job on it."

:eek:

https://www.adverts.ie/car/mercedes-benz/320/3-2-petrol-merc-auto/16854986

As if it wasn't bad enough on the outside, it looks like there was a family of dogs living in it.

circadian

There's Mercedes Mustang wannabe. That's what I'm assuming they were going for anywyay.

circadian

Patww79 wrote: »

From reading the comments here I knew straight away that it was going to be a northy ad. Bort is inexplicably commonly used there and my social media feed would suggest their spelling and grammar is atrocious in general (who the hell says 'the day' for 'today'?).

Commonly spoken as "the day" but Christ I'd never type it. Bort is a new one for me.

MrCostington

ronnie3585 wrote: »

"A foreign guy done a mad body job on it."

:eek:

https://www.adverts.ie/car/mercedes-benz/320/3-2-petrol-merc-auto/16854986

Jebus christ!


Ad also says "Never abused" ... I beg to differ ...

.red.

ronnie3585 wrote: »

"A foreign guy done a mad body job on it."

:eek:

https://www.adverts.ie/car/mercedes-benz/320/3-2-petrol-merc-auto/16854986

Could badly do with a sand down.

OldMrBrennan83

.red. wrote: »

Could badly do with a sand down.

And a dousing of petrol.

twin_beacon

Never abused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo

Dia1988

Noticed this 1.2 Nissan Qashquoi on Google street view with 2 twin exhausts , 2 rear spoilers the after market one across the eyeliner of the rear window and for good measure snickered all over with Nissmo

ofcork

Whats that merc a clk 320?

endacl

ofcork wrote: »

Whats that merc a clk 320?

Withdrawn.



Shame. I was in the market for 'a melted marshmallow'.

Taylor365

endacl wrote: »

Withdrawn.



Shame. I was in the market for 'a melted marshmallow'.

Also, minty fresh interior!

rizzee

ronnie3585 wrote: »

"A foreign guy done a mad body job on it."

:eek:

https://www.adverts.ie/car/mercedes-benz/320/3-2-petrol-merc-auto/16854986

His user name is probably the year he will end up selling it. Or gets scrapped.

StereoSound

Whats going on with the paint job on that Merc? He obviously bought a roller and a big tub of emulsion wall paint and went to town on it.

dar83

Xiomara Ancient Southerner wrote: »

Just a pity it's not the 2.5, would be acceptable then

220d is so Irish it's tragic.

rizzodun

It doesn't know what it wants to be...




https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/swap-altezza-rs200-/20489051

punisher5112

I honestly think these people are so special nothing, not even a kick in the teeth by a donkey could cure them...

Four Phucs Ache

That car was here before , decals and wing mirrors were definitely a topic, but somehow it looks to have changed.

The wing. Yeah, that's it . Its now 1 foot higher.

flatty

Gravelly wrote: »

As if it wasn't bad enough on the outside, it looks like there was a family of dogs living in it.

Looks like the full moon has just breached the horizon.