Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

wotzgoingon

You wouldn't even be able to drive that with the way the tyres are stretched and then the really low profile.

PsychoPete

"popcorn limiter"

statto25

Where would I pickup a set of gloved discs?

CoBo55

Sweet mother of Jesus in heaven spare us but that yoke is shocking:eek:
Did Clarkson do the arches:pac:

emeldc

Would it be even possible to get an NCT on that?

CoBo55

emeldc wrote: »

Would it be even possible to get an NCT on that?

Yeah no bother......










In Bolivia....

Mjolnir

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/audi-a4/27734902



Thread bump!

Dreamer of the year is that way ---->

Why do I get the feeling that cage isn't adequately bolted down, too much wrong there to attempt to list.

colm_mcm

It’s a “show” cage.

I.e. it’s probably made from plastic pipe.

wotzgoingon

Found this. Should also be in dreamer thread.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-2zz-vvtl-i/27736506

Mjolnir

wotzgoingon wrote: »

Found this. Should also be in dreamer thread.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-2zz-vvtl-i/27736506

Should be in a scrap yard....

vintagevrs

Anyone else click on these in the hope that it's not in their county/town?

Atlantic Dawn

wotzgoingon wrote: »

Found this. Should also be in dreamer thread.

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/toyota-celica-2zz-vvtl-i/27736506

NCT only out 6 years.

yamaha4life

vintagevrs wrote: »

Anyone else click on these in the hope that it's not in their county/town?

I happened upon this thread and im afraid to go backwards incase one of my machines is in here!

micah537

The state of the dash in the Celica, I'd probably die of respiratory issues if I sat in it.

Them 190bhp ones were fun to drive, shame how it ended up.

5k? Wow


I like the seats in the Audi. That rollcage is so stupid. Can you even get into the back of it?

Mjolnir

micah537 wrote: »

The state of the dash in the Celica, I'd probably die of respiratory issues if I sat in it.

Them 190bhp ones were fun to drive, shame how it ended up.

5k? Wow


I like the seats in the Audi. That rollcage is so stupid. Can you even get into the back of it?

Going by the pictures yes, but very awkwardly.
I won't lie I kinda like it takes me back to my childhood when you'd mod $hitbox$ on need for speed and I like the yellow.

The celica actually could make a decent car after a lot of work and handing it off to some poor soul to decontaminate the interior.

Neither worth the sight of the asking prices.

Killinator

Audi ad also states at the bottom that car runs and drives perfectly..............wait for it......................wait... . ...... ... ...... ..... ...... ....except for a sticking caliper (like that's a minor issue!)

CoBo55

Killinator wrote: »

Audi ad also states at the bottom that car runs and drives perfectly..............wait for it......................wait... . ...... ... ...... ..... ...... ....except for a sticking caliper (like that's a minor issue!)

Wouldn't be the first vag car to suffer from that issue...

Doctors room ghost

“Will have to be trailered away”. No test and a stuck caliper.
Should be trailered to the local scrap yard and baled.
I like the bit where he says he will “listen to sensible offers”

Killinator

CoBo55 wrote: »

Wouldn't be the first vag car to suffer from that issue...

I know too well!

I certainly wouldn't have described my car at the time as driving perfectly that's for sure!

26000 Elephants

You can almost sense the celica sellers slow realisation of "what the hell have I done?" as you read through that ad, right up to the point of capitulation at "I've no more time"...

5 years and at the end he couldn't face the NCT. That should have been his crowning glory.

jmayo

yamaha4life wrote: »

I happened upon this thread and im afraid to go backwards incase one of my machines is in here!

Likewise stumbled into this gem of a thread.

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/audi-a4/27734902



Thread bump!

Mullingar he says !

In all fairness must thank the seller for informing us what that puke purple is called (candy purple) and what the brightest yellow (vegas yellow) that really would only look good on a Lambo in some sunny climate.

I have seen better arches tacked onto an old Dahaitsu Fourtrak that was being only used offroad.


BTW what the fook is it with the love of purple by these eejits.

If the pic of the silver celica was what the car looked like before they bastardised it they should be shot for it.
It looked cool and then they made a complete balls of it.

Titzon Toast

That silver one has been bastardised too. The state of that kit on it.

beertons

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/ford-sierra-xr6i-3-0-v6-1987-no-rust-/27748159

Needs nothing he says.

fryup

i've seen worse

circadian

beertons wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/ford-sierra-xr6i-3-0-v6-1987-no-rust-/27748159

Needs nothing he says.

A 3.0 litre V6 Sierra that looks like it had the original body kit. Not my cup of tea but I don't really see anything wrong with it.

Edit: on a closer look it's a bit of a **** body kit, still a half decent car for what it is. Not a Cossie by any means but I'm sure there's a collector somewhere interested.

jmayo

Titzon Toast wrote: »

That silver one has been bastardised too. The state of that kit on it.

I know it does look a little ill fitting in the front and may be bit ott.
But in comparison to the look of it now it looks great.

yamaha4life

There was once a celica around my neck of the wood similar to the silver one above and it had no word of a lie a rear spoiler mounted 3/4 the way up the bonnet. How anyone could honestly drive it around is beyond me.

PsychoPete

yamaha4life wrote: »

There was once a celica around my neck of the wood similar to the silver one above and it had no word of a lie a rear spoiler mounted 3/4 the way up the bonnet. How anyone could honestly drive it around is beyond me.

It was probably the trd bonnet spoiler

yamaha4life

PsychoPete wrote: »

It was probably the trd bonnet spoiler

Just google it there you are correct but still looks horrendous!

CoBo55

PsychoPete wrote: »

It was probably the trd bonnet spoiler

tUrd bonnet spoiler, you missed a letter:D

PsychoPete

yamaha4life wrote: »

Just google it there you are correct but still looks horrendous!

It's because it's a trd part, people love those rare optional extras whether they look good or not

colm_mcm

PsychoPete wrote: »

It's because it's a trd part, people love those rare optional extras whether they look good or not

Don’t they make a horrible petrol cap for them as well?

The TTE stuff for regular Toyotas was very bad too.

PsychoPete

colm_mcm wrote: »

Don’t they make a horrible petrol cap for them as well?

The TTE stuff for regular Toyotas was very bad too.

Yes, a see through trd petrol flap so you could the trd petrol cap. I think alot of the parts were styled like some of the aftermarket mods of the time, which don't really age well

Duke O Smiley

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1996-mercedes-c-class-elegance-2-2-petrol-auto/27807824



Credit where it's due, this looks very clean..shame about the rest of it

MrCostington

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1996-mercedes-c-class-elegance-2-2-petrol-auto/27807824

Credit where it's due, this looks very clean..shame about the rest of it

£ 4,750!! I sold my '96 230K about 6/7 years ago for 400 euro. Maybe I should have skangered it up a bit

Carpentry

kebab lover or ninja turtles lover ?

CianRyan

I love it, was going to put one in my MX5 at one stage.

Carpentry

CianRyan wrote: »

I love it, was going to put one in my MX5 at one stage.

but not for automatic gearbox :P

CianRyan

Carpentry wrote: »

but not for automatic gearbox :P

It definitely wasn't auto, I've tried that once in a Volvo and I'm over it. :pac:

PsychoPete

All the ingredients are here, awful looking car,awful photos and an absolute lot of sh!te talk in the ad

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/volkswagen-polo/27952039

TheW1zard

PsychoPete wrote: »

All the ingredients are here, awful looking car,awful photos and an absolute lot of sh!te talk in the ad

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/volkswagen-polo/27952039

Holy Moses

johndaman66

On the basis of photo 7 I don't think inside that car would be a good place for someone who suffers from epilepsy.

Fuel pressure gauge and adjustable fuel pressure regulator on a 1.0 shopping trolley Polo:D

Mjolnir

PsychoPete wrote: »

All the ingredients are here, awful looking car,awful photos and an absolute lot of sh!te talk in the ad

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/volkswagen-polo/27952039

What a great way to waste your money, throwing it into a 2000 1L polo

CianRyan

I don't hate it.
Like it's out there, it's not trying to be cool and I'm not sure it fits this thread.
I think a new thread may be needed to cater for this madness.

punisher5112

PsychoPete wrote: »

All the ingredients are here, awful looking car,awful photos and an absolute lot of sh!te talk in the ad

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/volkswagen-polo/27952039

A mask on his face lit up while handbrake turn and wheel spinning in front of numpties....
I'm actually embarrassed for him.....

Wibbs

"No big rust on the car". The suspicious bastad that I am makes me think that suggests small rust on the car.

Killinator

Wibbs wrote: »

"No big rust on the car". The suspicious bastad that I am makes me think that suggests small rust on the car.

Like saying it 'barely has any problems'!

bear1

What's picture 2?

colm_mcm

bear1 wrote: »

What's picture 2?

Picture from inside a petrol station shop

Taylor365

Killinator wrote: »

Like saying it 'barely has any problems'!

"Other than x,y,z its MINT!"