Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

mb1725

I'll leave this here:



http://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-golf-project/1123789357

:eek::eek: :eek:

YbFocus

mb1725 wrote: »

I'll leave this here:



http://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-golf-project/1123789357

:eek::eek: :eek:

I think we're all happy enough to close the thread and say we found a winner?
Sweet Jesus!

GvidoR

Saw that on Faceballs earlier.

10 points for effort, 0 for execution.

davycc

i dont know where to start:(
this poor old micra should be put out of its misery.

http://www.adverts.ie/car/nissan/micra/1997-nissan-micra/8349710

dr.fuzzenstein

Lol:

Padraig2014 asked a question:
03/07/2015 11:16 pm (4 days ago):
How much is the rope in the back seat?

neasyerac

DOHC Vtec micra...Now that's something i'd like to see. I can just picture a k20 sitting in little micra, absolute beast ha.

GvidoR

Hahah... that Micra has a "fresh as f*ck" sticker :pac:

ShaunieVW

YbFocus wrote: »

I think we're all happy enough to close the thread and say we found a winner?
Sweet Jesus!

The only thing worse than its looks is the quality of workmanship!

colm_mcm

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/peugeot-206-1-1/9866288

davycc

colm_mcm wrote: »

https://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/peugeot-206-1-1/9866288

manky :P can any one read the sticker on the back bumper?

davycc

NSFW! this is geniunely my own skangermobile
hopefully not for too much longer;)


literally ran a bucket of black water ,1 sponge and washing-up liquid over my golden shower saxo before i fling it onto adverts :pac: wolfrace envy:o

Foxhole Norman

davycc wrote: »

manky :P can any one read the sticker on the back bumper?

Powered by the Dole I think!

Toyotafanboi

I would drive that saxo as is, always liked them! Is it 1.4 or 1.6?

homer90

Slightly skanked, but skanked none the less !!






http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/06-vw-touran-1-9tdi-nct-tax-7seats/9865109#

davycc

Toyotafanboi wrote: »

I would drive that saxo as is, always liked them! Is it 1.4 or 1.6?

my lowest point in my motoring career

1.4 8v 75 bhp nice and torquey actually , cheap to run, i was planning on getting some white steelies for it if it hadnt kept breaking down constantly on me

lassykk

davycc wrote: »

NSFW! this is geniunely my own skangermobile
hopefully not for too much longer;)


literally ran a bucket of black water ,1 sponge and washing-up liquid over my golden shower saxo before i fling it onto adverts :pac: wolfrace envy:o

Put the standard VTR wheels on that and it's a grand car... Always was a fan of the VTR (preferably VTS) Saxo's

Toyotafanboi

Jaysis i'd love it! As you say, with the right wheels that'd be pretty cool!

davycc

homer90 wrote: »

Slightly skanked, but skanked none the less !!






http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/06-vw-touran-1-9tdi-nct-tax-7seats/9865109#

looks like they could only afford the stage1 skangupgrade:D
nice spoot homer you have cheered me right up:cool:

davycc

http://www.adverts.ie/car/citroen/saxo/2001-citroen-saxo-vtr-quick-sale/8393427

quick link to my poorly saxo for anyone half interested in a project/resto ;-)

Odyssey 2005

davycc wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/citroen/saxo/2001-citroen-saxo-vtr-quick-sale/8393427

quick link to my poorly saxo for anyone half interested in a project/resto ;-)

Jaysus davycc,
Are you going to buy a lawnmower with the few bob

Alanstrainor

Feckin bonnet bras. Whoever thought that was a good idea... "Lets get this really hideous yoke and pop it on the bonnet to protect from stone chips..."

Then when you remove it two years later, you now have two different shade of colour on the bonnet as the part under the bra has had no light. Ugh... idiots.

rizzodun

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Feckin bonnet bras. Whoever thought that was a good idea... "Lets get this really hideous yoke and pop it on the bonnet to protect from stone chips..."

Then when you remove it two years later, you now have two different shade of colour on the bonnet as the part under the bra has had no light. Ugh... idiots.

I lost count of the amount of dubbed out transporters with bonnet bras I saw when in Wales a few weeks ago, seemed like everyone had one on their van.

Interslice

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Feckin bonnet bras. Whoever thought that was a good idea... "Lets get this really hideous yoke and pop it on the bonnet to protect from stone chips..."

Then when you remove it two years later, you now have two different shade of colour on the bonnet as the part under the bra has had no light. Ugh... idiots.

Can also cause a regular flow of rain water into the engine bay!

jca

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Feckin bonnet bras. Whoever thought that was a good idea... "Lets get this really hideous yoke and pop it on the bonnet to protect from stone chips..."

Then when you remove it two years later, you now have two different shade of colour on the bonnet as the part under the bra has had no light. Ugh... idiots.

I could never figure out what the bonnet bra was supposed to do. I thought it came from rallying to stop muddy water destroying the windscreen in the forest stages...... Terrible looking yokes on boy racers.

job seeker

davycc wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/citroen/saxo/2001-citroen-saxo-vtr-quick-sale/8393427

quick link to my poorly saxo for anyone half interested in a project/resto ;-)

Is it not a bad idea to lower the rear torsion bar.. I have been told that once you lower it it cant be put back and that its not good for the car? Not to sure how true it is though..and open to correction.but Best of luck with the sale. It does look clean..

job seeker

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Feckin bonnet bras. Whoever thought that was a good idea... "Lets get this really hideous yoke and pop it on the bonnet to protect from stone chips..."

Then when you remove it two years later, you now have two different shade of colour on the bonnet as the part under the bra has had no light. Ugh... idiots.

There awful.. But its ten times worse went the bonnet bra is put on a rusty bonnet...:rolleyes:

Foxhole Norman

Alanstrainor wrote: »

Feckin bonnet bras. Whoever thought that was a good idea... "Lets get this really hideous yoke and pop it on the bonnet to protect from stone chips..."

Then when you remove it two years later, you now have two different shade of colour on the bonnet as the part under the bra has had no light. Ugh... idiots.

I'm kind of thinking about getting one when I get my bonnet resprayed. E39's seem to be super prone to stone chips on the bonnet and start to rust away, would have to take proper care of the paint outside it though to keep it matching.

CianRyan

Foxhole Norman wrote: »

I'm kind of thinking about getting one when I get my bonnet resprayed. E39's seem to be super prone to stone chips on the bonnet and start to rust away, would have to take proper care of the paint outside it though to keep it matching.

I'll unfriend you on Facebook.


Seriously though, only a small portion of the car will be protected and the colour won't match when you take it off AND you'll look like a dixkhead.

Stone chips are a fact of life, just put LOADS of wax on and hope for the best.

colm_mcm

Foxhole Norman wrote: »

I'm kind of thinking about getting one when I get my bonnet resprayed. E39's seem to be super prone to stone chips on the bonnet and start to rust away, would have to take proper care of the paint outside it though to keep it matching.

You'll be banned from here too.

Foxhole Norman

Yeah I think once it's responded I'll just stick it in the garage and look at it, wait until the value goes up :pac:

Or just do what the cool kids do and take the bonnet off altogether :pac:

Gavman84

Don't do it those bras are horrendous yokes! Will ruin the front of the car!

Foxhole Norman

Gavman84 wrote: »

Don't do it those bras are horrendous yokes! Will ruin the front of the car!

They also cost like €80, which would be the price of respraying it so not worth it anyway :pac:

StereoSound

Only a gobshoite would put a bra on their car.

Duke O Smiley

I quite like the look of the plastic ones..

punisher5112

The only thing a bra was invented for was to put on a fine looking woman and to be taken off even quicker.

NOT FOR MOTOR VEHICLES.

dr.fuzzenstein

punisher5112 wrote: »

The only thing a bra was invented for was to put on a fine looking woman and to be taken off even quicker.

NOT FOR MOTOR VEHICLES.

And it's not a challenge to remove a car bra from the front round her back with your left hand...

26000 Elephants

The only bra on my bonnet.... :cool:

colm_mcm

I C@NT L@@K @T THIS LO@D OF CR@P

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/lk-ford-mondeo-zetec-diesel/9668494?offset=25

Odyssey 2005

colm_mcm wrote: »

I C@NT L@@K @T THIS LO@D OF CR@P

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/lk-ford-mondeo-zetec-diesel/9668494?offset=25

L@@ks like the p@@r M@nde@ was Tang@ed..:D

power pants

wrapping comes off , looks clean car

Skylinehead

Is that bin liner in the footwell?

punisher5112

Skylinehead wrote: »

Is that bin liner in the footwell?

That is for any potential buyer that slags his choice of wrap.

jca

colm_mcm wrote: »

I C@NT L@@K @T THIS LO@D OF CR@P

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/lk-ford-mondeo-zetec-diesel/9668494?offset=25

Good wrap if Kilkenny bring home the Liam Mc Carthy...

Monkey Sampan

Very subtle:

1.6 Petrol Passat......

TDi badge on the back

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vv-passat-2001/9888574?offset=5

GvidoR

That's very far from a skanger, looks 100% standard apart from the TDI badge ofcourse.

There's an SDI Vento with a TDI badge on it too.

johndaman66

In fairness it may be something as simple as the car getting a new bootlid from a scrapyard at some stage in its life for wahtever reason. It hardly makes the car worthy of the Skangermobile thread.

job seeker

johndaman66 wrote: »

In fairness it may be something as simple as the car getting a new bootlid from a scrapyard at some stage in its life for wahtever reason. It hardly makes the car worthy of the Skangermobile thread.

Maybe..........Or maybe not... :eek: This may indeed have been the start of the skanger transformation..

homer90

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/aud-a8/9918846#

Odyssey 2005

Did that A8 make an appearance here not so long ago ?

26000 Elephants

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Did that A8 make an appearance here not so long ago ?

Sure did. Seems to acquire new bits of crud each time it appears.