PSG vs Barcelona

_Kaiser_

Oh dear

TheCitizen

This is excellent stuff from Barca. PSG humiliated in Paris.

Lovely Bloke

GavRedKing wrote: »

Life line?

three away goals.

ollie1

Well that was unexpected. Goal PSG lol

murpho999

This Barcelona side are a joy to watch.

Surprised how quiet this thread is.

eternal

My prediction is close.

brevity

https://twitter.com/ShowboatVines/status/588438905420181504

murpho999

murpho999 wrote: »

This Barcelona side are a joy to watch.

Surprised how quiet this thread is.

Fantastic to watch.

The movement of the players is something else.

Harry Palmr

murpho999 wrote: »

This Barcelona side are a joy to watch.

Surprised how quiet this thread is.

No Prem no Party!

murpho999

Harry Palmr wrote: »

No Prem no Party!

Yet, when it comes to signings expert posters here know all the players who should be signed.

Here is a 12-step guide to making David Luiz a good defender:

Step 1. Get a f*cking haircut you clown.
Step 2. That is all.

murpho999

murpho999 wrote: »

Yet, when it comes to signings expert posters here know all the players who should be signed.

Very true

Hank Scorpio

David Luiz made to look like a mug, twice!

efb

Deleted User wrote: »

Here is a 12-step guide to making David Luiz a good defender:

Step 1. Get a f*cking haircut you clown.
Step 2. That is all.

Mr Burns?

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Here is a 12-step guide to making David Luiz a good defender:

Step 1. Get a f*cking haircut you clown.
Step 2. That is all.

He's so bad he only makes it to one step

efb

Harry Palmr wrote: »

No Prem no Party!

Imagine if Liverpool was playing United were playing a friendly 23 pages numerous infractions banning and warnings mod warnings all over the ahop

eternal

I saw that coming. Come the Nou Camp there will be mass destruction.

BorneTobyWilde

If PSG win 3 nil in Barcelona they will go through.

Andersonisgod

Barcelona have dispatched PSG just like they dispatched Man City. Up and down this country kids will look to emulate the display they have seen tonight, kids from countries across the globe will do the same, this Barcelona side, the football philosophy they carry with them wherever they go, is the bar against which all others must be measured and all must aspire to reach. A display worthy of being displayed in the Louvre.

efb

Dunphy's face isn't made for HD bless him

efb

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

If PSG win 3 nil in Barcelona they will go through.

No team has overcome a 2 goal home deficit

eternal

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Barcelona have dispatched PSG just like they dispatched Man City. Up and down this country kids will look to emulate the display they have seen tonight, kids from countries across the globe will do the same, this Barcelona side, the football philosophy they carry with them wherever they go, is the bar against which all others must be measured and all must aspire to reach. A display worthy of being displayed in the Louvre.

The 'Mona Luis'.

Ganymede Glow

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Barcelona have dispatched PSG just like they dispatched Man City. Up and down this country kids will look to emulate the display they have seen tonight, kids from countries across the globe will do the same, this Barcelona side, the football philosophy they carry with them wherever they go, is the bar against which all others must be measured and all must aspire to reach. A display worthy of being displayed in the Louvre.

'Big long streak of misery' :pac:

And Brady wrong with where Pastore was bought from

Ah ya gotta love it

murpho999

efb wrote: »

Imagine if Liverpool was playing United were playing a friendly 23 pages numerous infractions banning and warnings mod warnings all over the ahop

And that's all before the kick off!

NabyLadistheman

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efb

Maloney calling out Dumphy on his bs

efb

efb wrote: »

Maloney calling out Dumphy on his bs

Yeah, 'Spanish football expert' hasn't a clue!

efb

Giles rolls his eyes to heaven

murpho999

Dunphy trying to make out Barcelona no good...he's a great troll.

Giles falling for it!

Rezident

Hilarious, dunphy saying barcelona have no defence and no midfield.

BorneTobyWilde

Goals win games. I know no top side would buy any of Barcelona's defense. If you have the top end of pitch right you can carry a lot of poor players like Pique .

Schwiiing

How much are these clowns paid and they can't even name the players?

eagle eye

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Goals win games. I know no top side would buy any of Barcelona's defense. If you have the top end of pitch right you can carry a lot of poor players like Pique .

If you think Pique is poor then you really have no clue.

Lukker-

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Goals win games. I know no top side would buy any of Barcelona's defense. If you have the top end of pitch right you can carry a lot of poor players like Pique .

Pique has been one of Barca's best players this season and head and shoulders the best defender's in La Liga this season.

Honestly the sh*te that people come out with. He had a bad season last year without doubt but he's completely stepped up this season.

BorneTobyWilde

eagle eye wrote: »

If you think Pique is poor then you really have no clue.

He's craptastic .
No one would ever want him.
He can't defend for his life
Lucky for him he just stands there
Admiring most of the time of what happens ahead of him

Manchester United

• Premier League: 2007–08
• FA Community Shield: 2007
• UEFA Champions League: 2007–08

Barcelona

• La Liga: 2008–09, 2009–10, 2010–11, 2012–13
• Copa del Rey: 2008–09, 2011–12
• Supercopa de España: 2009, 2010, 2011, 2013
• UEFA Champions League: 2008–09, 2010–11
• UEFA Super Cup: 2009, 2011[2]
• FIFA Club World Cup: 2009, 2011

International

• FIFA World Cup: 2010
• UEFA European Championship: 2012
• UEFA U-19 European Championship: 2006

WHAT AN HONOR LIST FOR A CRAP PLAYER.

murpho999

Schwiiing wrote: »

How much are these clowns paid and they can't even name the players?

Give them a break they talk more about the game and its tactics rather than individual names.

I love their passion and honesty and will forgive them their senior moments and it beats the bland beige UK coverage by a mile.

TheCitizen

Neuer should've been sent off there in that pen that Porto got after 3 minutes. Great result for Porto.

murpho999

TheCitizen wrote: »

Neuer should've been sent off there in that pen that Porto got after 3 minutes. Great result for Porto.

Great performance from Porto. 2nd leg could be a cracker as Munich will come out fighting.

eagle eye

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

He's craptastic .
No one would ever want him.
He can't defend for his life
Lucky for him he just stands there
Admiring most of the time of what happens ahead of him


WHAT AN HONOR LIST FOR A CRAP PLAYER.

Say Your Number

Thought Dunphy was going to say that Porto are better than Barcelona.

Porto v Munich will be the much more interesting match next week.

Iused2likebusts

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Goal! I don't believe what I'm seeing! Suarez has come to Paris and he haa sacked the city, sheer individual brilliance from the world's finest striker. Barcelona are on the road to Berlin.

You werent too keen on signing him last year when I said he was too good for the PL and will end up at either Real or Barca. Something along the lines of watching scary movie back to back if he ever signed for Barca;)

klose

Dunphy murdered the pronunciation of any players names he attempted to say tonight. Mathieuidi, gidon, morati....

MarkY91

i need to stop watching barca games. seeing suarez be..suarez elsewhere is breaking my scouser heart :P

Shanotheslayer

Andersonisgod wrote: »

Barcelona have dispatched PSG just like they dispatched Man City. Up and down this country kids will look to emulate the display they have seen tonight, kids from countries across the globe will do the same, this Barcelona side, the football philosophy they carry with them wherever they go, is the bar against which all others must be measured and all must aspire to reach. A display worthy of being displayed in the Louvre.

Fcking hell. They beat a poor PSG side calm the jets.

No Ibra/Verrarti/Motta. Thiago Silva went off injured, David Luiz was either just being David Luiz or his injury effected him a bit more. Cavani, my oh my, he'd be lucky to go for a freddo bar after that performance.

In case you're forgetting, Barca where very heavy favorites for this, hardly a massive shock.

Ulysses Gaze

eagle eye wrote: »

Nothing player

Turtwig

Can we please change the thread title to Luis stepping on rakes. :pac:

PSG have no choice but to go for it at the Nou Camp so here's hoping they score two before Barca get any. It'd make things very interesting. Should be an open encounter.

smileyj1987

eagle eye wrote: »

http://www.eamondunphysoundboard.com/

Andersonisgod

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Fcking hell. They beat a poor PSG side calm the jets.

No Ibra/Verrarti/Motta. Thiago Silva went off injured, David Luiz was either just being David Luiz or his injury effected him a bit more. Cavani, my oh my, he'd be lucky to go for a freddo bar after that performance.

In case you're forgetting, Barca where very heavy favorites for this, hardly a massive shock.

I don't care. They've gone to Paris tonight off the back of a poor result at the weekend, they've gone there having lost already to PSG in Paris this season, they've gone there knowing that PSG haven't lost a European tie on the Parc De Princes since 2006 and they've played PSG off the pitch. It was sublime, no matter what way you choose to view it.

Andersonisgod

Iused2likebusts wrote: »

You werent too keen on signing him last year when I said he was too good for the PL and will end up at either Real or Barca. Something along the lines of watching scary movie back to back if he ever signed for Barca;)

I'm always ready to admit when I am wrong and on Luis Suarez I couldn't have been more wrong. What a breath of fresh air he has been, such an incredible difference maker, he's shown this season that he can hang with the big boys and that he belongs at the top table with Neymar and Messi.