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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #272
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    it's's child abduction season on fb. I'm getting so many warnings.
    Here's the latest, beware of visiting legoland.... funny how this wasn't in the news


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    #273
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    it's's child abduction season on fb. I'm getting so many warnings.
    Here's the latest, beware of visiting legoland.... funny how this wasn't in the news

    Shaved botak?



    I'm not sure I want to know


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    #274
    Ice Storm
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    bjork wrote: »
    Shaved botak?



    I'm not sure I want to know
    So I was intrigued, and googled "shaved botak".

    It seems that this hoax originated in Malaysia in January 2014. Apparently "botak" is the Malay word for "bald"! Legoland Malaysia refuted the rumours at the time.


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    #275
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    I'm getting warnings hackers sharing porn through my account. sigh....

    And this gem..
    Voting is just a low level puppet show to make us think we elect our rulers.
    All politicians are members of the same groups. The institute of international afairs etc etc. All on board with globalist agenda all under the crown.


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    #276
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    skittles8710 wrote: »
    A friend of mine who seems to be obsessed with child abduction shared this post.. It's from 2013 she needs to let this one go I'd say!

    It's Pascal Donohue?1?


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    #277
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    coolhull wrote: »
    ''Luk wot my lil angle prodused today, 1st tyme in big gurl's potty''

    Complete with photo, in glorious Technicolour, of what her 'lil angle' managed to to 'produse'

    She got lots of 'likes' and comments like ''Dats so kewt'' and ''dare'll be no stoppin her now''

    Straightaway unfriended, obviously

    Appalling. Appallingly appalling.


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    #278
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    This made me laugh, it's so ridiculous.


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    #279
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    it's's child abduction season on fb. I'm getting so many warnings.
    Here's the latest, beware of visiting legoland.... funny how this wasn't in the news

    That particular one gets retold with minor variations every so often.
    I saw it on a UK website last year, and the person who posted it...(of course, it happened in a shopping centre which was put into lockdown, and the child was found, boy dressed as girl, or vice versa)...could not be convinced that it's a tale that just goes the rounds.


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    #280
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    I'm getting warnings hackers sharing porn through my account. sigh....

    And this gem..
    Voting is just a low level puppet show to make us think we elect our rulers.
    All politicians are members of the same groups. The institute of international afairs etc etc. All on board with globalist agenda all under the crown.

    Did no one tell them Russel Brand changed his mind, its ok to vote again.


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    #281
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Did no one tell them Russel Brand changed his mind, its ok to vote again.

    Keep up, He changed his mind after it again.


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    #282
    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    3cm gone. Off to the labour ward now can't wait to meet the little angle now


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    #283
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    cruais wrote: »
    3cm gone. Off to the labour ward now can't wait to meet the little angle now

    Why oh why did I read that just as I was finishing my sandwich:(


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    #284
    danoriordan1402
    Registered Users Posts: 697 ✭✭✭danoriordan1402


    "Does ne1 no wer i cud hire ninja turtles for a party hav a lil boy askn for dem to b at his birthday party smile emoticon"

    I wonder if this person knows that are a fictional team of four teenage anthropomorphic turtles, named after four Renaissance artists, who were trained by their anthropomorphic rat sensei in the art of ninjutsu...


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    #285
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Worse.

    When the kid is awful looking. Have a friend who does it, kid looks like Ralph Wiggum.

    I had to look up Ralph Wiggum, and now I can't stop laughing. :o:D


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    #286
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Joe Lycett was on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown on Friday talking about the 'inspirational' quotes you see on Instagram, and it applies to FB too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZULNI4SPGEE


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    #287
    wattlebird
    Registered Users Posts: 54 ✭✭wattlebird


    Just "defriended" an acquaintance there whose facebook presence has truly and utterly gone to the dogs. Her profile was like some kind of car-crash amalgamation of every single annoyance in this thread. :eek: Vague statuses, inspirational quotes, insufferable grammar, the works.

    But the thing I hadn't seen before and that really made me go "WTF" was the selfies... Yes everyone uploads them to fish for likes, but she goes one step further - mere likes aren't enough for her... First of all she tags family members, friends and what are presumably potential suitors in the pics just on the off-chance that they hadn't acknowledged it the first time it popped up on newsfeed. Then if they STILL haven't given her the attention she's so desperate for, she tags them again in the comments; something like "_______ wat do u think? :) x". It beggars belief. And this girl has two children. What an absolute pile of sh*te :confused:


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    #288
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Can everyone please b careful out there a guy called to my door today and startes askn nt 16 year old daughter all kinds of?? £ he then asjed her if her dad was ere she said no and ge said good good asjed if he cld come in to talk to she said no as he walked away he turned bk and looked at her and said ok a man will b bk later he sayn hes with social no id ntn driven big silver car foreign. Man guards ave bn notifyed. So b careful cause smtn very strabge abt the??? He asked hes up to no good


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    #289
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Release the man guards!!! :D:D


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    #290
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    telpis


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    #291
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    My ****ing blood is boiling my fabliss girl is 2 today she is a gorgus princess couldn't ask for better nd not even a happy birthday off her own father not one word from him since I popped her out in da hospital. Telpis Ill be here fadder too, lads, god help any fellah in a few years, ill knock them out when he ask her out. LOL happy birthday pricness


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    #292
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    spud82 wrote: »
    My ****ing blood is boiling my fabliss girl is 2 today she is a gorgus princess couldn't ask for better nd not even a happy birthday off her own father not one word from him since I popped her out in da hospital. Telpis Ill be here fadder too, lads, god help any fellah in a few years, ill knock them out when he ask her out. LOL happy birthday pricness

    So she'll be getting asked out when she's 4 or 5?


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    #293
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    Telpis Ill be here fadder ..................telpis


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    #294
    lizzyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭lizzyman


    spud82 wrote: »
    My ****ing blood is boiling my fabliss girl is 2 today she is a gorgus princess couldn't ask for better nd not even a happy birthday off her own father not one word from him since I popped her out in da hospital. Telpis Ill be here fadder too, lads, god help any fellah in a few years, ill knock them out when he ask her out. LOL happy birthday pricness

    They're allowing these people to reproduce now?


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    #295
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Can everyone please b careful out there a guy called to my door today and startes askn nt 16 year old daughter all kinds of?? £ he then asjed her if her dad was ere she said no and ge said good good asjed if he cld come in to talk to she said no as he walked away he turned bk and looked at her and said ok a man will b bk later he sayn hes with social no id ntn driven big silver car foreign. Man guards ave bn notifyed. So b careful cause smtn very strabge abt the??? He asked hes up to no good

    The typing in this status actually gets worse, was half expecting it to just tail out into "szzfcggvhgdf rejnger;jog riggreoijrge iojnbgroernao" kind of ham-fisted key bashing eventually :D


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    #296
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Seven months gone, two to go, it's going far too quickly for my liking but I can't wait to meet our little prawn. #hellolittleprawn #daddywantstomeetyou

    A cousin of mine was tagged in this. I want to claw my eyes out. Little prawn? WTF ??


    ^^^
    This is a post I made in the last thread. Exciting update !! "Our little prawn"was born this morning, "after 21 hours labour, no pain relief not even gas and air, so proud of myself #SHEHULKREIGNS". Words fail me .....


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    #297
    kitten_k
    Registered Users Posts: 6,046 ✭✭✭kitten_k


    Thanks for the update, was very worried about little prawn


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    #298
    lizzyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭lizzyman


    Slightly off topic but I was having a nice pub lunch earlier and listening to some kid telling the bar staff about all the money he made for his confirmation last week. I nearly fell off my chair when they asked him his name.

    "Romeo"


    Would love to see the kind of quality facebooking that family has going on.


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    #299
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Fresh from Facebook!

    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    Cannot compute.


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    #300
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    That's just a series of random letters.


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    #301
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Fresh from Facebook!

    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    Cannot compute.

    'Lads, what is wrong with him[?] Trying to say I took his phone when there was loads [of people] in the gaff. [He's] just saying it to us because we're girls and [he] hasn't got it in him to say it to the fellows'?

    Am I close?


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