Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Ted_YNWA

At least the young of today are too young for Nelly the Elephant

sligojoek

Happy birthday William Sheakspeer. Still lookin good after 400 years.

Should be bard from FB

Ted_YNWA

2 b r nt 2 b, dat iz da qestin

nikpmup

Yeah_Right wrote: »

Fat Mike? From NOFX and Me First & Gimme Gimmes?

Could be, no clue

XR3i

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

2 b r nt 2 b, dat iz da qestin

continue....

Ted_YNWA

XR3i wrote: »

continue....

All I remember from skool

XR3i

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

All I remember from skool

smthin smthin nobler smthin smthin

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

2 b r nt 2 b, dat iz da qestin

There's potential here.

Romyo romyo y d fuk u romyo?

coolhull

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

2 b r nt 2 b, dat iz da qestin

XR3i wrote: »

continue....

Dass de queschion. Wether iss nobbler in de mind 2 suffr de slins n arros uv outrajos forchun r 2 tek arms gainst a see uv trubbles?

Neil Issagum

Kovu wrote: »

All I can think of is Nealla fhios agam. :pac:

Well I'm flattered but I think we should just stay friends :pac:

Lady is a tramp

Could need a hand deciphering this one ...

"Lyin dwn relaxin wit me lil woman she evening nahs hw tah relax wit de hands behind de head ha !! How cute can she be takein after er mamy and dady , goin dwn de bra she was taday 4 money 4 her dady , love dem both tah bits be lost witou dem xxxxxxxx"

Lisha

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Could need a hand deciphering this one ...

"Lyin dwn relaxin wit me lil woman she evening nahs hw tah relax wit de hands behind de head ha !! How cute can she be takein after er mamy and dady , goin dwn de bra she was taday 4 money 4 her dady , love dem both tah bits be lost witou dem xxxxxxxx"

Lying down relaxing with my daughter, she really knows how to relax. She puts her hand up behind her head, ha. She is so cute, she is taking after her mother and father. I had money in my brassiere to day. She was trying to get it out for her father. I love them both so much, I'd be lost without them.

dee_mc

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Could need a hand deciphering this one ...

"Lyin dwn relaxin wit me lil woman she evening nahs hw tah relax wit de hands behind de head ha !! How cute can she be takein after er mamy and dady , goin dwn de bra she was taday 4 money 4 her dady , love dem both tah bits be lost witou dem xxxxxxxx"

Lying down relaxing with my 'little woman' - she even knows how to relax, with the hands behind the head, ha! How cute can she be - taking after her Mammy and Daddy (sticky-outy-tongue-smiley-face) - Going down my bra she was today, looking for money for her Daddy! I love them both to bits - I'd be lost without them (Kissy face, kisses)

Edit: too slow, but we're in agreement at least!

dricko_lim

this one always posts these type of comments to get a reaction and then doesnt say what happened.

"People with glass houses should not throw stones !!!!"

Firstly, people 'in' should have been phrase lol but one response was (thinking someone broke the glass in her house)

"are ye all ok hun"

corner of hells

Posted today in memory of the little ones who died in 1916.

So very sad sleep little ones with the angles xxxx

SuperGrover

We are giving away 6 Range Rover 2016 to 6 winners that we will select on May 24 2016 completely at random.

Simply follow the steps below to enter the competition.

Step 1) Like this Page
Step 2) Share on your wall (Very important)
Step 3) Comment which colour you want.

The winners will be messaged on public.
Good Luck!

:pac:

colm_mcm

SuperGrover wrote: »

We are giving away 6 Range Rover 2016 to 6 winners that we will select on May 24 2016 completely at random.

Simply follow the steps below to enter the competition.

Step 1) Like this Page
Step 2) Share on your wall (Very important)
Step 3) Comment which colour you want.

The winners will be messaged on public.
Good Luck!

:pac:

Red


Amen.

sligojoek

SuperGrover wrote: »

We are giving away 6 Range Rover 2016 to 6 winners that we will select on May 24 2016 completely at random.

Simply follow the steps below to enter the competition.

Step 1) Like this Page
Step 2) Share on your wall (Very important)
Step 3) Comment which colour you want.

The winners will be messaged on public.
Good Luck!

:pac:

Liked and sared.

TNX Hun.

gutenberg

"No family is perfect... We argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times. But in the end, family is family. Love will always be there.
Like & Share if you love your family."

*pukes*

silly

This was on 96fm page.

Thinking it has to be a joke:

I wil not b filling out my census form.It was not handed2me n our irish language&i am taking a stand on dis issue.Slan Mike

maudgonner

silly wrote: »

This was on 96fm page.

Thinking it has to be a joke:

It's no wonder he wants to fill it out in Irish, sure he can't speak English :pac:

kunst nugget

maudgonner wrote: »

It's no wonder he wants to fill it out in Irish, sure he can't speak English :pac:

He should have requested one from the enumerator then, the spanner. Prosecution ahoy!!!

Maximus Alexander

kunst nugget wrote: »

He should have requested one from the remunerator then, the spanner. Prosecution ahoy!!!

Are people getting paid for the census!? :eek:

kunst nugget

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Are people getting paid for the census!? :eek:

Apologies. Total brainfart on an early Monday morning there. Census enumerator!

yerwanthere123

Just stumbled across a guy on Facebook who snatched a chain off my neck years ago outside a pub on Shandon street, defiantly him, very distinctive face. Ah it don't matter anyway we kicked him and the other lad to a sunder,broke a fishing rod off his back, won't name who was with me incase ye don't want me to haha 😂 😂 😂 long time ago. And me being a clown flakes him and we ran, and i forgot to take the chain back 😂 😂 😂 slow isn't the word for it.and why the f*ck did we run??? Haha 😂only defending ourselfs.to be a teenager again,no thanks,was my brothers chain had to pay back 700 euro for it, but I did, fairs fair, I shouldn't have took it without his permission.

I like how he thinks forgetting to take the chain back is the most embarrassing aspect.

dirkmeister

The internet took on the Census, and the internet won!

Posted by a regional radio station.

I don't even know where to begin.

rawn

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1728872327331129&set=a.1375026942715671.1073741825.100006251342077&type=3&theater

Anything wrong with this picture?

gutenberg

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1728872327331129&set=a.1375026942715671.1073741825.100006251342077&type=3&theater

Anything wrong with this picture?

One of the best things about it is the comment about the car air intake grills, and how the photo has to be fake 'cos car grills were not made like that eight years ago... As opposed to the blindingly obvious hoverboard :pac:

pc7

Hoverbourds as one poster commented 😂

Liam McPoyle

An endless stream of "you fill out my census" posts accompanied by John Denver.


/twitch