Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Big Nasty

Karmella wrote: »

toyland!!!

Brilliant

Think I've just copped this. Thailand?

Initially I was thinking they meant lego land.

Karmella

Big Nasty wrote: »

Think I've just copped this. Thailand?

Initially I was thinking they meant lego land.

I reckon so. Think it's the best one I've seen on this thread

Lady is a tramp

Oh this is a good one ...



WAT WOULD YEE DO ?
I WAS IN A SHOP TODAY AND WAS AT THE DRINKS FRIDGE KAIDEN 4 COMES UP TO ME WITH A KINDER BUNNY I SED NO AND LEFT IT ON THE SHELF NEAREST ME GOT TO TILL PAID FOR WAT I HAD WAS A BOUT TO LEAVE AND THIS YOUNG ONE COMES OVER AND SES DID UR YOUNG LAD LAD TAKE A KINDER BUNNY THE BOSS SAW HIM ON THE CAMERA SO I SED YEA BUT I LEFT IT THERE WHERES THE DRINKS ARE WATS D PROBLEM ? DID U NOT COP THAT ON D CAMERA TURNED ON MY HEEL WALKED OUT MORTIFIED THE MORE I THINK OF IT THE MORE I WANT TO DESTROY THE LITTLE PRICK OF AN OWNER GOD HELP HIM MONDAY WEN IM BACK DOWN IM THINKING OF GETTING A SOLICITOR

benjamin d

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Oh this is a good one ...



WAT WOULD YEE DO ?
I WAS IN A SHOP TODAY AND WAS AT THE DRINKS FRIDGE KAIDEN 4 COMES UP TO ME WITH A KINDER BUNNY I SED NO AND LEFT IT ON THE SHELF NEAREST ME GOT TO TILL PAID FOR WAT I HAD WAS A BOUT TO LEAVE AND THIS YOUNG ONE COMES OVER AND SES DID UR YOUNG LAD LAD TAKE A KINDER BUNNY THE BOSS SAW HIM ON THE CAMERA SO I SED YEA BUT I LEFT IT THERE WHERES THE DRINKS ARE WATS D PROBLEM ? DID U NOT COP THAT ON D CAMERA TURNED ON MY HEEL WALKED OUT MORTIFIED THE MORE I THINK OF IT THE MORE I WANT TO DESTROY THE LITTLE PRICK OF AN OWNER GOD HELP HIM MONDAY WEN IM BACK DOWN IM THINKING OF GETTING A SOLICITOR

People who leave unwanted sh1t on random supermarket shelves deserve to be beaten to a pulp.

wonski

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Oh this is a good one ...



WAT WOULD YEE DO ?
I WAS IN A SHOP TODAY AND WAS AT THE DRINKS FRIDGE KAIDEN 4 COMES UP TO ME WITH A KINDER BUNNY I SED NO AND LEFT IT ON THE SHELF NEAREST ME GOT TO TILL PAID FOR WAT I HAD WAS A BOUT TO LEAVE AND THIS YOUNG ONE COMES OVER AND SES DID UR YOUNG LAD LAD TAKE A KINDER BUNNY THE BOSS SAW HIM ON THE CAMERA SO I SED YEA BUT I LEFT IT THERE WHERES THE DRINKS ARE WATS D PROBLEM ? DID U NOT COP THAT ON D CAMERA TURNED ON MY HEEL WALKED OUT MORTIFIED THE MORE I THINK OF IT THE MORE I WANT TO DESTROY THE LITTLE PRICK OF AN OWNER GOD HELP HIM MONDAY WEN IM BACK DOWN IM THINKING OF GETTING A SOLICITOR

There are two varieties of people:

I own a solicitor type ( I will call my solicitor)
I am to get one type ( I will get a solicitor)

The rest are solicitors

marcbrophy

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Oh this is a good one ...



WAT WOULD YEE DO ?
I WAS IN A SHOP TODAY AND WAS AT THE DRINKS FRIDGE KAIDEN 4 COMES UP TO ME WITH A KINDER BUNNY I SED NO AND LEFT IT ON THE SHELF NEAREST ME GOT TO TILL PAID FOR WAT I HAD WAS A BOUT TO LEAVE AND THIS YOUNG ONE COMES OVER AND SES DID UR YOUNG LAD LAD TAKE A KINDER BUNNY THE BOSS SAW HIM ON THE CAMERA SO I SED YEA BUT I LEFT IT THERE WHERES THE DRINKS ARE WATS D PROBLEM ? DID U NOT COP THAT ON D CAMERA TURNED ON MY HEEL WALKED OUT MORTIFIED THE MORE I THINK OF IT THE MORE I WANT TO DESTROY THE LITTLE PRICK OF AN OWNER GOD HELP HIM MONDAY WEN IM BACK DOWN IM THINKING OF GETTING A SOLICITOR

I thought the story was going down the route of why didn't you put the fcuking product back where you found it?

Also, the most egregious spelling in the post is that "ye" does not have 2 e's in it :pac:

stoplooklisten

So I get my train at Balbriggan this morning and sit beside this man who is sprawled across both seats with his elbow sticking out. I asked him politely if he would move in a little bit as his elbow was sticking into me and he shouts "No. You should lose some weight and then you will fit in the seat". For all the women out there struggling with their weight this guy should be named and shamed. He got off at Pearse and has an English accent. Share away!

kunst nugget

stoplooklisten wrote: »

So I get my train at Balbriggan this morning and sit beside this man who is sprawled across both seats with his elbow sticking out. I asked him politely if he would move in a little bit as his elbow was sticking into me and he shouts "No. You should lose some weight and then you will fit in the seat". For all the women out there struggling with their weight this guy should be named and shamed. He got off at Pearse and has an English accent. Share away!

Seen this being shared all over facebook. It's amazing the types of shyte that goes viral these days. My response to him would have been to tell him he's an arsehole and leave it at that rather than make myself a whiny victim on facebook but then I'm just probably old fashioned.

LynnGrace

dee_mc wrote: »

My baby (incorrectly spelt abbreviation of name) finished collage to day and now she of to toyland for 5 weeks with the gang ������

I love it!

Still if the baby finished a collage, she probably does deserve to go to toyland!

stoplooklisten

kunst nugget wrote: »

Seen this being shared all over facebook. It's amazing the types of shyte that goes viral these days. My response to him would have been to tell him he's an arsehole and leave it at that rather than make myself a whiny victim on facebook but then I'm just probably old fashioned.

The accompanying picture shows her encroaching on his space, it's not like he's sprawled out or anything. Some comments


Hes married! imagine being married to a pig like that
Hope he get a seat on his way home(NOT) ��
esus Christ xxxxx xxxxx the response is amazing! Cheeky bugger!

..he's a dickhead and an ugly bastard

Walter E GO

^^^^
Most of the time i think most of this stuff is just made up b*ll*x. No proof it ever happened and they just use photos of random strangers to get attention.

2RockMountain

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

THE MORE I THINK OF IT THE MORE I WANT TO DESTROY THE LITTLE PRICK OF AN OWNER GOD HELP HIM MONDAY WEN IM BACK DOWN IM THINKING OF GETTING A SOLICITOR

I got this one for you, lads. She's thinking of getting a slister.

You're welcome.

kunst nugget

stoplooklisten wrote: »

The accompanying picture shows her encroaching on his space, it's not like he's sprawled out or anything. Some comments


Hes married! imagine being married to a pig like that
Hope he get a seat on his way home(NOT) ��
esus Christ xxxxx xxxxx the response is amazing! Cheeky bugger!

..he's a dickhead and an ugly bastard

How is the irony of what they're doing lost on these people!?!

mackeire

Anyone Anyone know Anyone know of Anyone know of a fracture clinic open today that that medical card please

It wasnt me123

mackeire wrote: »

Anyone Anyone know Anyone know of Anyone know of a fracture clinic open today that that medical card please

Pardon? I didn't quite catch that.

gutenberg

"After being in a relationship for a few years with someone who didn't appreciate me, I decided that the next girl I dated was going to be everything I ever wanted. I wasn't going to settle. I met XXXX when she came up on my explore page on Instagram and was mesmerized by her crystal blue/green eyes. I built up the courage to send her a message and gave her my number, hoping get to know her better. We talked for a week or so until she agreed to let me take her out to dinner. After I dropped her off, I remember thinking in my head, "This is my dream girl. This is the person I want to do all of that corny couple stuff with." The day she agreed to be my girlfriend was probably the second happiest day of my life. I say second happiest because I'm saving the best day of my life for when she says yes to being my wife. I'm addicted to making her happy. That means fully participating in movie marathon nights with all the sappy love stories like the Notebook and A Walk to Remember. We have two pet bunnies together, keep a scrapbook of our memories, and even wore matching outfits to go pumpkin picking once. The real power of a man is the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him and I plan to spend the rest of my life making her cheeks hurt. Being able to call her mine everyday is my motivation to work hard."

This popped up on my feed, accompanied by a photo of the happy couple in bed together?!

*puke*

Kovu

gutenberg wrote: »

This popped up on my feed, accompanied by a photo of the happy couple in bed together?!

*puke*

''I plan to spend the rest of my life making her cheeks hurt''

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

stoplooklisten

.....I plan to spend the rest of my life making her cheeks hurt. ..

He,He

anewme

Kovu wrote: »

''I plan to spend the rest of my life making her cheeks hurt''

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm having a glass of wine which I've just spit everywhere reading this. Best laugh for ages!)

pc7

Real dumb status! http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/young-woman-is-shot-after-chilling-facebook-threats-34717506.html

Riesen_Meal

pc7 wrote: »

Real dumb status! http://m.independent.ie/irish-news/young-woman-is-shot-after-chilling-facebook-threats-34717506.html

I'm sure there is a lesson to be learned here after that one...

Don't be talking **** about other families on FB or get a bullet in the neck...

Jebus!

Pherekydes

*****, shocked at your sudden passing, ... you got called to heaven. Rest in peace my friend and give my regards to **** and ***.

Give my regards to x and y? Why not give it yourself?

Riesen_Meal

Pherekydes wrote: »

Give my regards to x and y? Why not give it yourself?

I'm sure x and y are people "in heaven"?

So therefore they can not give regards until they die themselves....

Spoiler - there is no heaven

Maximus Alexander

Fieldog wrote: »

I'm sure x and y are people "in heaven"?

So therefore they can not give regards until they die themselves....

Spoiler - there is no heaven

But if you can tell a person in heaven to give your regards to two other people in heaven, why not just tell all three directly?

kunst nugget

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

But if you can tell a person in heaven to give your regards to two other people in heaven, why not just tell all three directly?

Because when someone dies you've got a short window of time before they go full heaven mode to get them to pass on a couple of messages to others. I learnt that from the Ghost Whisperer.

Pherekydes

Fieldog wrote: »

I'm sure x and y are people "in heaven"?

So therefore they can not give regards until they die themselves....

Spoiler - there is no heaven

Yeah, of course. My amusement is the thought that a late friend can pass on a greeting to other late friends.

kunst nugget

Heaven according to Bill Burr…

rawn

"Some guy pulled over outside the credit union and asked me where the credit union was, I look over my shoulder and say right there"

I can't wait for the movie adaptation.

kunst nugget

Is it going to be Groundhog Day 2?

failinis

rawn wrote: »

"Some guy pulled over outside the credit union and asked me where the credit union was, I look over my shoulder and say right there"

I can't wait for the movie adaptation.

rawn wrote: »

"Some guy pulled over outside the credit union and asked me where the credit union was, I look over my shoulder and say right there"

I can't wait for the movie adaptation.

Already found the sequel :pac: