Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

BattleCorp

nikpmup wrote: »

*facepalm*

I hate when people get sh1t like that wrong. Their is a spellcheck on you're computer. Is it to hard to press a button and cheque the spelling. Come on folks, your p1ssing me of.

Lisha

BattleCorp wrote: »

I hate when people get sh1t like that wrong. Their is a spellcheck on you're computer. Is it to hard to press a button and cheque the spelling. Come on folks, your p1ssing me of.

Lol

Potential Underachiever

soppy status alert*

Just wana say a big thank you to Name for looking after me this week, reassuring me, making me laugh and singing 'soft kitty' in a hospital corridor at 1 in the morning....he really is my best friend and so much more....Love you to absolute bits and God knows I'd do the same for you. Your my everything and I would struggle severely without ya .You really are the best a girl could ask for. I'm truly the luckiest girl in the world xxx

marcbrophy

^^^

Seriously friendzoned

Potential Underachiever

This is another extremely saaaaaaad (Think Alan Partridge) post doing the rounds.

You class yourself as my friend, then hit the like button, say "hi," and copy this to your status, and when I see your name I'll know who my active friends are. (Interesting to see)

anewme

This is headwrecking too! Aghhhhhh

Bucket List - please play along. You'll be surprised at the responses. Put an X if you have done it. This was fun. I enjoy seeing my friends respond too.
Fired a Gun
Been Married
Fell in love
Gone on a blind date
Skipped school
Watched someone give birth
Watched someone die X
Been to Canada
Been to Hawaii
Been to Europe X
Been to Las Vegas
Been to Washington D.C
Been to Nashville
Visited Florida
Visited Mexico
Seen the Grand Canyon in person
Flown in a Helicopter
Been on a cruise
Served on a jury
Been in a movie
Been to Los Angeles
Been to New York City
Played in a band
Sang karaoke
Made prank phone calls
Laughed so much you cried X
Caught a snowflake on your tongue X
Had children X
Had a pet X
Been sledding on big hill X
Been downhill skiing
Been water skiing
Rode on a motorcycle X
Jumped out of a plane X
Been to a drive-in movie
Rode an elephant
Been on TV
Been in newspaper X
Stayed in a hospital X
Donated blood
Got a piercing X
Got a tattoo
Driven a stick shift vehicle X
Driven over 100 mph X
Been scuba diving
Lived on your own X
Rode in the back of police car
Got a speeding ticket
Copy and paste this as your status. Put an X after the activity if you have done it.
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Maximus Alexander

anewme wrote: »

This is headwrecking too! Aghhhhhh

Bucket List - please play along. You'll be surprised at the responses. Put an X if you have done it. This was fun. I enjoy seeing my friends respond too.

Murdered a Facebook 'friend' X

Copy and paste this as your status. Put an X after the activity if you have done it.
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kunst nugget

anewme wrote: »

Rode an elephant

Does Maisie Evans during second year in college count?

Captain Flaps

anewme wrote: »

This is headwrecking too! Aghhhhhh

Bucket List - please play along. You'll be surprised at the responses. Put an X if you have done it. This was fun. I enjoy seeing my friends respond too.

Am I doing this right? ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS?

Fired a Gun [x]
Been Married
Fell in love [x]
Gone on a blind date
Skipped school [x]
Watched someone give birth
Watched someone die
Been to Canada
Been to Hawaii
Been to Europe [x]
Been to Las Vegas [x]
Been to Washington D.C [x]
Been to Nashville
Visited Florida [x]
Visited Mexico [x]
Seen the Grand Canyon in person [x]
Flown in a Helicopter [x]
Been on a cruise
Served on a jury
Been in a movie
Been to Los Angeles [x]
Been to New York City [x]
Played in a band [x]
Sang karaoke [x]
Made prank phone calls [x]
Laughed so much you cried [x]
Caught a snowflake on your tongue [x]
Had children
Had a pet [x]
Been sledding on big hill [x]
Been downhill skiing [x]
Been water skiing [x]
Rode on a motorcycle [x]
Jumped out of a plane
Been to a drive-in movie x
Rode an elephant [x]
Been on TV [x]
Been in newspaper
Stayed in a hospital [x]
Donated blood [x]
Got a piercing [x]
Got a tattoo
Driven a stick shift vehicle [x]
Driven over 100 mph [x]
Been scuba diving
Lived on your own [x]
Rode in the back of police car
Got a speeding ticket

loyatemu

you should add some extras before pasting it on, "lunged wildly at the Pope", "shot a man in Brooklyn" etc.

893bet

Is up hill skiing a thing?

marcbrophy

^^^

It can be! :pac:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Uphill+Skiing

anewme

I'm getting annoyed now... Lots of people posting it!!!!! Bucket list me hole

893bet

anewme wrote: »

I'm getting annoyed now... Lots of people posting it!!!!! Bucket list me hole

If you haven't driven stick shift you ain't living.

sheep?

I'm all about shiftin' my stick.

StripedBoxers

cnt w8 4 gaaaaaaalway with my bf! Were gettin wine, n rose petals for the bed #exited #niceknicks #fcuked

:o

thesandeman

StripedBoxers wrote: »

:o

Christ!! Did she say when they are cummin?

SeantheMan

anewme wrote: »

I'm getting annoyed now... Lots of people posting it!!!!! Bucket list me hole

I usually unfriend anyone I see who posts things like this or anyone who likes anything with '1like - 1 prayer' etc

It's got to the stage where I only see about 4 ppls News in my feed....which has been a great way to ween off FB. I barely use it anymore.

It's either the above or people reposting things from UNILAD or somewhere (who I hate...as they just steal videos from reddit/r/videos and then put them on their site)

Ficheall

StripedBoxers wrote: »

:o

To be fair - 'cnt w8' could almost be a witty pun given the context. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt......

FrPhelimYoung

Shilling b/ll**** pyramid scheme products with a photo of the wife lying on a sunlounger in Greece:

Looking amazing. Chilling out in the sun. So proud of "wife's name" Herbalife Product result over the last 12 weeks. 12lb of body fat lost in 12 weeks.
#herbalife #weightloss #beachbody

bandwagonesque

Wonder how he knows it was 12lbs of fat tissue. Did he get the body fat calipers out?

Unless she was lifting weights too it's very likely she lost more than fat tissue and just lost some weight.

12lbs in 12 weeks? Hardly drastic. Sure I could lose that eating burgers and m&m's everyday.

Verdict: Very poor shill.: 2/10. Also, he's a bellend.

Captain Flaps

Any1 else havin problems with the internet

dinorebel

Captain Flaps wrote: »

Any1 else havin problems with the internet

Is that not the point of this thread?

anewme

This is a response to a new gadget called a cat licker (seriously)or something like that on a page called get in the sea. Where people have rants about things they dint like that need to "get in the sea"

"Have you ever wanted to lick your cat?"

No, because I am neither insane or the type of tragically lonesome spunk sandwich who would resort to tongueing a fu***** hairy creature in a desperate last-ditch effort to wangle acceptance from anything at all, even a useless f***** critter that spends most of the day pi**ing in your knicker drawer because it f*****hates you.

There's also a really obvious 'licking p****' joke here that I won't make because I refuse to validate this thing, even for comedic purposes.

Into the ocean you moggy tasting f***etto.

Kovu

anewme wrote: »

This is a response to a new gadget called a cat licker (seriously)or something like that on a page called get in the sea

"Have you ever wanted to lick your cat?"

No, because I am neither insane or the type of tragically lonesome spunk sandwich who would resort to tongueing a fu***** hairy creature in a desperate last-ditch effort to wangle acceptance from anything at all, even a useless f***** critter that spends most of the day pi**ing in your knicker drawer because it f*****hates you.

There's also a really obvious 'licking p****' joke here that I won't make because I refuse to validate this thing, even for comedic purposes.

Into the ocean you moggy tasting f***etto.

Ha! This thing- https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1046165765/licki-brush-lick-your-cat
I think it started as a joke product but it went viral.

von Smallhausen

"Just the way i am is the way i am not a fool so dont take me for one outti sick ta death of this place"

"Only for iv nower two head id be gone in the mornin swear now"

"Any1 sellin nice wemons tacksuits"

All from the same person...little goldmine of facepalms.

jimmii

Danny_B wrote: »

"Just the way i am is the way i am not a fool so dont take me for one outti sick ta death of this place"

"Only for iv nower two head id be gone in the mornin swear now"

"Any1 sellin nice wemons tacksuits"

All from the same person...little goldmine of facepalms.

How could anyone take them for a fool? Its lucky they've never seen a map or they'd be gone in the mornin and gems like those would never see the light of day.

Valentina

Heinsight is 50/50

:pac:

jimmii

Valentina wrote: »

:pac:

I like how they went ei because they were like this is a fancy word it's definitely not hinesight that's too normal looking!

gutenberg

XXXX XXXX is drinking everything alcoholic Having a rainbow COCKtail in the friendliest gay bar in Liverpool, feeling fabulous and accepted - at the XXXX Bar. #lbgt

Don't really know what to make of this one. If it's genuine, then it has a nice sentiment behind it, even if a bit tmi in some respects...