Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

PTH2009

Have a loony friend on facebook who Photoshop's themselves into other people's pictures, puts selfies up when they go walking, posts nonsense there too funny and weird to unfriend lol.

sligojoek

Share this candle if you're dads in Haven

Guy:Incognito

sligojoek wrote: »

Share this candle if you're dads in Haven

In fairness, if enough people pray, maybe he'll get a decent holiday next year.

Contessa Raven

"Super proud of my little man today cums home with his school report hes doin brilliant he Defo gets the brains from me (laughing face) luv the bones of yea son (kissy face kissy face)"

She's my cousin's fiancée. I really want to point out her errors but I dare not lest I cause a family rift!

BattleCorp

Contessa Raven wrote: »

"Super proud of my little man today cums home with his school report hes doin brilliant he Defo gets the brains from me (laughing face) luv the bones of yea son (kissy face kissy face)"

She's my cousin's fiancée. I really want to point out her errors but I dare not lest I cause a family rift!

Hopefully she's wrong and the little fcuker didn't get his brains from her.

anewme

ATTENTION : Tomorrow morning when you connect to Facebook you"ll be invited to payment info.......it's official....it was even on the news.Facebook will begin to charge fees...because of charges of profile. If you copy this on your wall your icon will be blue and Facebook will be free to you....copy and paste to your wall

xabi

I check FB a few times a week and have noticed a trend of a picture of a dead baby or children being posted with "don't scroll down without typing amen". What the fuk??? I don't want it see these images, and what will typing amen do?

BattleCorp

xabi wrote: »

I check FB a few times a week and have noticed a trend of a picture of a dead baby or children being posted with "don't scroll down without typing amen". What the fuk??? I don't want it see these images, and what will typing amen do?

It will waste your time and people like me will think you are a retard.

Depp

that or with the caption '1 like equals 1 prayer'

alwaysadub

Depp wrote: »

that or with the caption '1 like equals 1 prayer'

Or 'Facebook will pay $1 for every share'.

NikoTopps

This gem was posted in response to someone who said they haven't been out and had a drink in a day.

"U sud hed ou 4a fw so life to short nut to Mrs x"

Classy

Guy:Incognito

alwaysadub wrote: »

Or 'Facebook will pay $1 for every share'.

Thats only if they need a lifesaving operation that the doctor is presumably refusing to do until someone shows up with a suitcase of cash.

xabi

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Thats only if they need a lifesaving operation that the doctor is presumably refusing to do until someone shows up with a suitcase of cash.

Or a container full of likes

Lady is a tramp

A friend of mine is absolutely mental for her hashtags on every single Facebook post. This is her most recent one, and is typical of a usual post of hers.

"Family! ❤️☀️ ‪#‎family‬ ‪#‎fam‬ ‪#‎mom‬ ‪#‎dad‬ ‪#‎brother‬ ‪#‎sister‬ ‪#‎brothers‬ ‪#‎sisters‬ ‪#‎bro‬ ‪#‎sis‬ ‪#‎siblings‬ ‪#‎love‬ ‪#‎instagood‬ ‪#‎father‬ ‪#‎mother‬ ‪#‎related‬ ‪#‎fun‬ ‪#‎photooftheday‬ ‪#‎children‬ ‪#‎kids‬ ‪#‎life‬ ‪#‎happy‬ ‪#‎familytime‬ ‪#‎cute‬ ‪#‎smile‬ #fun"

Accompanied by a holiday photo of herself, her husband and their two sons. Yes, sons. So she has all these hashtags of sisters when there aren't even any there! (And no, she's definitely not pregnant!)

Here's yesterday's one -

"Good morning! ‪#‎summer‬ ‪#‎summertime‬ ‪#‎sun‬ ‪#‎hot‬ ‪#‎sunny‬ ‪#‎warm‬ ‪#‎fun‬ ‪#‎beautiful‬ ‪#‎sky‬ ‪#‎clearskys‬ ‪#‎season‬ ‪#‎seasons‬ ‪#‎instagood‬ ‪#‎instasummer‬ ‪#‎photooftheday‬ ‪#‎nature‬ ‪#‎clearsky‬ ‪#‎bluesky‬ ‪#‎vacationtime‬ ‪#‎weather‬ ‪#‎summerweather‬ ‪#‎sunshine‬ ‪#‎summertimeshine‬"

I just don't get it!

Shannon757

wokingvoter wrote: »

An aqaintence on my page , a woman with a responsible job in the HSE , is looking forward to voting in the referendum on Thursday in which we will force the UK to either join the Eurozone, or get out of Europe altogether
Apparently the exchange rate costs her a fortune every time she takes her teenage twin boys to Manchester for a match
She's hoping her voting card comes tomorrow
Nobody else she knows has got one either , apparently.
Most of her statuses include screenshots of the weather app on her phone showing how wet and cold it is where she lives accompanied by an angry comment.
I would hide her, but then I wouldn't know that it was raining in north Dublin, would I?

Has she got the voting card yet?

gutenberg

Above a link to a Daily Mail article about Calais:

This crud is running down a road where they will turn into a go no where aggregate of sloth, illiterate spiritless hybrids.

Eh, what?!

PopePalpatine

gutenberg wrote: »

Above a link to a Daily Mail article about Calais:



Eh, what?!

They probably mean "RACE-MIXING GET OUT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" :pac:

rawn

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=291147174607095&set=a.161569280898219.1073741828.100011354455157&type=3&theater

I wanted to share it for the lolz but that's exactly what they want!!

wokingvoter

Shannon757 wrote: »

Has she got the voting card yet?

Her father eventually explained the situation to her, she blames Sky News for spreading misinformation because apparently they have Irish commercials during the ad break!
She enjoys her brothers and their pals poking fun at her though🙂 Like a lot of others on Facebook I think any attention is better than none!

Valentina

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=291147174607095&set=a.161569280898219.1073741828.100011354455157&type=3&theater

I wanted to share it for the lolz but that's exactly what they want!!

I commented No. :pac:

Hopefully I get some fodder for this thread in response

Precious flower

Oh my. Now, I would never claim to be the smartest person, or even smart but I still wouldn't fall for this. Then again it usually comes from the same people that post minion 'quotes'.
The line in bold made me laugh, like it was the boogeyman or something.

Hi everyone. There is a new hacker on Facebook. He arises between the comments of your contact's posts, with an offensive comment. It's really ugly and looks like it came from you. You don't see them, but your friends do. This can create many offensive misunderstandings. They also post porn pictures. I want to say to all my contacts that if something off color comes up in my name, it is not from me. Copy and paste this on your wall to alert your friends. Please do not share just copy and paste.
You know I'd never do that to you .

StripedBoxers

Ireland were robbed

They won, but they were robbed.

aaronjumper

Of winning by more than one goal maybe?

spud82

" Lads what is COYBIG meaning!!!"



I wish I was joking

Depp

spud82 wrote: »

" Lads what is COYBIG meaning!!!"



I wish I was joking

ComeOnYouBoysInGreen

#coybig

spud82

😂😂 I didn't post that. Someone on FB did.

Samaris

Precious flower wrote: »

He arises between the comments of your contact's posts, with an offensive comment. It's really ugly and looks like it came from you. You don't see them, but your friends do. This can create many offensive misunderstandings. They also post porn pictures..

I love that "he arises" line too.

Also, I wouldn't have known what COYBIG meant either. It looks dubious.

messy tessy

spud82 wrote: »

" Lads what is COYBIG meaning!!!"



I wish I was joking

Ok...I would consider myself reasonably intelligent but I didn't know what this meant until last year!

kunst nugget

Samaris wrote: »

I love that "he arises" line too.

Also, I wouldn't have known what COYBIG meant either. It looks dubious.

It's about being shy and overweight, right?

failinis

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

A friend of mine is absolutely mental for her hashtags on every single Facebook post. This is her most recent one, and is typical of a usual post of hers.

"Family! # family # fam # mom # dad # brother # sister # brothers # sisters # bro # sis # siblings # love # instagood # father # mother # related # fun # photooftheday # children # kids # life # happy # familytime # cute # smile #fun"

Accompanied by a holiday photo of herself, her husband and their two sons. Yes, sons. So she has all these hashtags of sisters when there aren't even any there! (And no, she's definitely not pregnant!)

Here's yesterday's one -

"Good morning! # summer # summertime # sun # hot # sunny # warm # fun # beautiful # sky # clearskys # season # seasons # instagood # instasummer # photooftheday # nature # clearsky # bluesky # vacationtime # weather # summerweather # sunshine # summertimeshine "

I just don't get it!

Do they have an instagram? If you share pics from there it keeps the hashtags (unless you go and erase it).