Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

PopePalpatine

razorblunt wrote: »

Came across this on LinkedIn today (which is becoming like FB more and more but that's an issue for another day), this was in response to an article about the CEO of Barclay's saying current UK stock prices will cause sleepless nights for the next while:

You'd think the last thing someone would post on LinkedIn is yet another "COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO KEEP FACEBOOK FREE" status. :pac:

coolhull

What? Nigel Farrage has a LinkedIn page?

MonkstownHoop

Posted yesterday

DELETING ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RESPOND Just wondering how many people on my list don't even bother with me? I'm running a test to see who reads my posts. If you read this leave me a one word comment about your day. Only one word please. Then copy and paste this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Don't just put a word and not post to your status

Would seem like she'll only have 4 friends left as of this moment

Ficheall

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Posted yesterday

DELETING ANYONE WHO DOESN'T RESPOND Just wondering how many people on my list don't even bother with me? I'm running a test to see who reads my posts. If you read this leave me a one word comment about your day. Only one word please. Then copy and paste this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Don't just put a word and not post to your status

Would seem like she'll only have 4 friends left as of this moment

I hope those four friends' comments ran

Friend 1: Fuck
Friend 2: off,
Friend 3: you
Friend 4: twat.

MonkstownHoop

Ficheall wrote: »

I hope those four friends' comments ran

Friend 1: Fuck
Friend 2: off,
Friend 3: you
Friend 4: twat.

I can only see 3 so hopefully I'm blocked by one
Stressful
Busy
Sad

Liam McPoyle

Posted on a midlands county page.

Today myself , **** and ****** encountered a life threatening situation where a woman and her kids were walking along the canal. When we first saw them we had already knew they were of a different culture and religion etc.. Anyway we were sat on the water mill until we heard a little girl cry. The mother had no English and just waved at us and so we waved back..👋🻠Until we realised the little girl (aged 4/5) was down to her chest in water and her mother couldn't do anything about it so we hopped in pulled her out as quick as we could ,we didn't care about our phones and money.. The little girl and her mother were in tears. We feel pretty proud of ourselves to be honest. Thank god we where there at the right time and place !ðŸ™ðŸ»It doesn't matter about anyone's religion or cultural background everyone is equalðŸ™ðŸ» #LifeSavers #CrazyDay #Proud

There you go now, its OK to save someone even if they have a different coloured skin.

Who knew.

robbiezero

Saul T Nutzz wrote: »

Posted on a midlands county page.




There you go now, its OK to save someone even if they have a different coloured skin.

Who knew.

Not leaving the child drown even though she was a different colour and religion... This could be a real turning point for County Longford.

Samaris

Saul T Nutzz wrote: »

Posted on a midlands county page.




There you go now, its OK to save someone even if they have a different coloured skin.

Who knew.

I dunno about that now, she only says culture and religion. Jury's still out on whether one should save someone with a different skin colour! :pac:

ivytwine

Samaris wrote: »

I dunno about that now, she only says culture and religion. Jury's still out on whether one should save someone with a different skin colour! :pac:

Yeah, it could well have been a Protestant :pac:

Pherekydes

How did they know they were a different culture? Were they not Irish dancing along the canal the way Irish people always do?

Valentina

If you've something to say, say it to my face, not in a status update.

Oh, ze irony! :pac:

Saul T Nutzz

Saul T Nutzz wrote: »

Posted on a midlands county page.

There you go now, its OK to save someone even if they have a different coloured skin.

Who knew.

Reminds me of a family who moved into the area and shortly afterwards circulated a whole "a black man tried to grab our child and bundle her into his van" story.

The mothers Facebook page was flooded with messages about "dirty black b*****ds", "they can do that in their own country but not here" messages of...em..."support".

Was itching to befriend her and then ask, was the problem not more one of alleged (probably made up) paedophilia rather than skin colour.

Olishi4

"Leave a comment. The thing I love about you is ....."

In other words "give me compliments, now."

we'llallhavetea

a fb friend that i went to primary school with posted a photo of a manky lookin sh!te in a potty one day. her son had done his first dump in a potty what is the matter with people?

kitten_k

Unfriend Me If I'm Wrong!!!! But All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's butt. I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste.

padd b1975

Tnx for the Georges photo of your mam

FrPhelimYoung

This whole FB page is full of quality posts!!!! Pure gold it is!!!

Apologies if this is outside the rules for this thread but it just has to be shared. It's a public page so it shouldn't really breach any privacy issues.

https://www.facebook.com/Patrick-Ward-the-singer-page-874905415968804/

Grayson

FrPhelimYoung wrote: »

This whole FB page is full of quality posts!!!! Pure gold it is!!!

Apologies if this is outside the rules for this thread but it just has to be shared. It's a public page so it shouldn't really breach any privacy issues.

https://www.facebook.com/Patrick-Ward-the-singer-page-874905415968804/

It's a pisstake yeah? please god say it's a pisstake

FrPhelimYoung

Grayson wrote: »

It's a pisstake yeah? please god say it's a pisstake

Got it from a mate and I asked the same question. He says its for real.....he knows him to see.

MonkstownHoop

FrPhelimYoung wrote: »

Got it from a mate and I asked the same question. He says its for real.....he knows him to see.

His CD is only 7 euro, deserves its own Bargain Alert thread.

nikpmup

FrPhelimYoung wrote: »

This whole FB page is full of quality posts!!!! Pure gold it is!!!

Apologies if this is outside the rules for this thread but it just has to be shared. It's a public page so it shouldn't really breach any privacy issues.

https://www.facebook.com/Patrick-Ward-the-singer-page-874905415968804/

Amazing!

gutenberg

FrPhelimYoung wrote: »

This whole FB page is full of quality posts!!!! Pure gold it is!!!

Apologies if this is outside the rules for this thread but it just has to be shared. It's a public page so it shouldn't really breach any privacy issues.

https://www.facebook.com/Patrick-Ward-the-singer-page-874905415968804/

Second post down, 'Taking a break from Facebook' posted 14.09 yesterday. Latest post was today, 9 hours ago. Does less than 24 hours really constitute 'a break'??

Thanks for posting that, it's great

inforfun

I am too scared to click the play button on those music videos.

krustydoyle

inforfun wrote:

I am too scared to click the play button on those music videos.

Ohh do. It's a masterpiece.. What a performer

Olishi4

inforfun wrote: »

I am too scared to click the play button on those music videos.

Don't worry about it inforfun. "Just sit back and watch the man at work"

inforfun

Yeah... that is terrible.
Managed 7 seconds.
2 of them were silence.

893bet

FrPhelimYoung wrote: »

This whole FB page is full of quality posts!!!! Pure gold it is!!!

Apologies if this is outside the rules for this thread but it just has to be shared. It's a public page so it shouldn't really breach any privacy issues.

https://www.facebook.com/Patrick-Ward-the-singer-page-874905415968804/

Voice of an angle.

mansize

893bet wrote: »

Voice of an angle.

Grinder

Chancer3001

This is starting to get series.

Tipsy McSwagger

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

His CD is only 7 euro, deserves its own Bargain Alert thread.

It's a fiver now. It started off as €7 with 12 songs but ended up with only 8 songs so he dropped it to a fiver.