Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

mansize

Does that not makes it more expensive per song?
Was 58c now 62c!!!

pc7

Oh I feel a bit mean, is it a real page? If so does he have 'a difference' as Joe on de LiveLahnnnnnn would say?

Lady is a tramp

I Swear To God Girls On This Is So Judge Mental Its Nottn Got To Do With Any1 What Other Ppl Wants Too Wear If They Want Too Go Around Dressed Like A Tramp Or All Dressed Up Or Even In Facted Go Around Naked No1 Shud Judge Them Its What They Feel Comfortable Nd Confident In This World Wud Be Great If Ppl Didn't Pass Ahead In What Other Ppl Wears Or Does

Riesen_Meal

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I Swear To God Girls On This Is So Judge Mental Its Nottn Got To Do With Any1 What Other Ppl Wants Too Wear If They Want Too Go Around Dressed Like A Tramp Or All Dressed Up Or Even In Facted Go Around Naked No1 Shud Judge Them Its What They Feel Comfortable Nd Confident In This World Wud Be Great If Ppl Didn't Pass Ahead In What Other Ppl Wears Or Does

That's an instant unfriending in my book unfortunately, the caps at the start of every letter would have me leaping off a cliff in no time ...

Bad enough you get the fruitys doing it here, but neither are as bad as posters on here who sign off with their username, I ****ing hate them...


Fieldog


:P

razorblunt

Chancer3001 wrote: »

This is starting to get series.

"This is serrrriiiiiiiiiiiies, are you dinking bou you or usssssssss"


Please God let there be a version of Think Twice on that album.

Lucyfur

The juice plus/aloe vera/berry tablet crowd are using the hashtag #jointhemovement

marcbrophy

Lucyfur wrote: »

The juice plus/aloe vera/berry tablet crowd are using the hashtag #jointhemovement

Great!
I can search for that hashtag on FB and if it shows up on from any friends, it's an insta-block

dub_skav

Lucyfur wrote: »

The juice plus/aloe vera/berry tablet crowd are using the hashtag #jointhemovement

Good for the bowels is it?

inforfun

Judge Mental.

......

kunst nugget

inforfun wrote: »

Judge Mental.

......

You don't want to be meeting him in the Circuit Court. Comes down on you like a ton of bricks.

PopePalpatine

inforfun wrote: »

Judge Mental.

......

If you thought Dredd's bad, then gods have mercy on your soul if you're facing him. :pac:

Paddy Cow

kitten_k wrote: »

Unfriend Me If I'm Wrong!!!! But All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's butt. I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste.

These posts wind me up no end. In the space of nine months I lost my mother, aunt and uncle to cancer. If only their family and friends had honoured them by posting meaningless attention seeking posts on facebook instead of caring for them, they might actually be alive :rolleyes:

Cancer posts would be ok if they were something like "respect to all the people who are fighting cancer and their loved ones in these hard times" but when it's coupled with passive aggresive sh!te about only true friends sharing blah blah blah it instantly makes me think the person posting is a C U Next Tuesday.

Cancer is devastating for everyone involved and shouldn't be trivialised for likes.

MonkstownHoop

Lucyfur wrote: »

The juice plus/aloe vera/berry tablet crowd are using the hashtag #jointhemovement

I see Herbalife have reared their heads again, was sure they'd buggered off for good

krustydoyle

Lucyfur wrote: »

The juice plus/aloe vera/berry tablet crowd are using the hashtag #jointhemovement

The first one that pops up on my feed is gonna get the reply

#PyramidScheme

PopePalpatine

krustydoyle wrote: »

The first one that pops up on my feed is gonna get the reply

#PyramidScheme

Nah, post this :pac::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuVh36vQkSI

Big Nasty

FB keeps asking " what's on your mind"? So here it is...
I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out; the way to get to Sesame Street; why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps; why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"; why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed; why "abbreviated" is such a long word; why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons; why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections; and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? And why do noses run, but feet smell? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions......and do you really think I am this witty ???? ...because I actually stole this from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend, who stole from a friend. ;-)

thesandeman

^
That's actually quite good.

yerwanthere123

True love alive and well in 2016

You know you have an amazing person in your life when they get you a copy of Q Magazine with a free Radiohead poster and a bottle of Coke...thank you so much Niamh...I love you so much you you absolute star

inforfun

thesandeman wrote: »

^
That's actually quite good.

Thread is called Dumb/Great facebook statuses.
This might have been that 1 great one .....

pc7

I'd call the wise friend a fooking idiot! now fook off!

'Because life is not made only of photos (and because a wise friend asked me to) I also liked the idea.. And I'm going to get into the game. The game is called "shake" the Facebook. Let's see if it works. The idea is to see who reads a post when there isn't a picture.
So, if you are reading this message, make a comment using a single word about how we met. Just one word, please. Next, copy this message on your wall so I can also leave a word. Just hold your finger on this text. Touch the word copy. Go to your page & hold your finger where you write. Then touch on "paste" when it shows up. That's it!'

we'llallhavetea

ive seen it all.

so theres a post going around about a 3 yr old girl being sexually assaulted by a 14 year old boy that was babysitting her.

comment underneath the post that a friend had shared

"sorry but you should not leave a teenage boy looking after little girls, think first"

and breeeeeeath....

Ted_YNWA

Friend of mine (Mary) posts a pic, " Yay finally get to see niece"

Comment under it " Congrats Mary"

Mary had no involvement (that I am aware of) in the making of it.

von Smallhausen

"India foxtrot. Yankee oscar uniform. Charlie alpha november. Uniform november delta echo romeo sierra tango alpha november delta. Tango hotel india sierra. Charlie oscar papa yankee. Alpha november delta. Papa alpha sierra tango echo. Tango oscar. Yankee oscar uniform romeo. Sierra tango alpha tango uniform sierra. (In honor of all armed forces wherever they may be) - Lets see who gets it and follows the instructions"

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot!

von Smallhausen

"Unfriend Me If I'm Wrong!!!! But All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's butt. I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste. 🌹💙💙💙💙💙"

I'm seeing these more and more. Dumb attention seeking statuses.

dinorebel

Danny_B wrote: »

"Unfriend Me If I'm Wrong!!!! But All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's butt. I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste. ������������"

I'm seeing these more and more. Dumb attention seeking statuses.

Happy to be a 97% er

Hrududu

Why are they all so obsessed with copy/paste as opposed to sharing?

von Smallhausen

dinorebel wrote: »

Happy to be a 97% er

Same as...

marcbrophy

Hrududu wrote: »

Why are they all so obsessed with copy/paste as opposed to sharing?

It's because of the hugely complex way that FB actually serves up posts to people.

A share will basically be seen by less people than a new status (be it copied or original)

dinorebel

Danny_B wrote: »

Same as...

95 to go then so

Samaris

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

ive seen it all.

so theres a post going around about a 3 yr old girl being sexually assaulted by a 14 year old boy that was babysitting her.

comment underneath the post that a friend had shared

"sorry but you should not leave a teenage boy looking after little girls, think first"

and breeeeeeath....

Oh my god, honestly.

What is this -fascination- at the moment to squash the victim (or the victim's family) rather than the person who committed the crime? It's pretty disgusting.