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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "dont' know why peepil go mad wen I puts me apotsropes' in de rong plases . Sure its' no diferrent's to dem wher I puts it


    Can't argue with that kind of logic.
    Or even "logick's'"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Ok for those who think the pizza shirts have nothing to do with pedophilia and hidden symbolism. Here ya go. Not my problem you can't handle reality and don't want to believe something that might get you labeled a "tin foil hat wearing crazy conspiracy theorist." I care more about kids getting raped & sacrificed than your stupid comments trying to make fun of me.

    It's right in your face. If you don't connect the dots, that's not my problem. Just know that you are wasting time attacking people who are trying to stop the abuse of children. KUDOS!

    #Pizzagate #Pedogate #BringDownTheRing

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    "Trust takes years to build ,, seconds to brake ...And years to build again"

    Brake what ?


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    coolhull wrote: »
    "dont' know why peepil go mad wen I puts me apotsropes' in de rong plases . Sure its' no diferrent's to dem wher I puts it


    Can't argue with that kind of logic.
    Or even "logick's'"

    The 'apotsropes' are the least of their worries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Im looking for griffithy artists if any1 can pm me as soon as possible thanks"


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    rawn wrote: »
    "Im looking for griffithy artists if any1 can pm me as soon as possible thanks"


    Send your portraits of Arthur Griffith so we can assess you :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    The pizza thing is so creepy. If you seriously believed it you would be very stressed out much of the time. I mean pizzas are everywhere. I meant that to sound sympathetic at first but ðŸ˜


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    honestly u gotta do more than be very sorry
    as i will be expecting a full apology


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    judging by your profile ******* take it your gay .my coment was not an attack on gay people as another coment says it perfect from ***** and for all the others coments please reread if people are not in a position to have kids they should not decide to vote to kill children to gain votes for there parties. And **** don't be bitter if you have to be intelligent to be live like me and not live in a rat hole like yourself


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    darkdubh wrote: »
    judging by your profile ******* take it your gay .my coment was not an attack on gay people as another coment says it perfect from ***** and for all the others coments please reread if people are not in a position to have kids they should not decide to vote to kill children to gain votes for there parties. And **** don't be bitter if you have to be intelligent to be live like me and not live in a rat hole like yourself

    I don't have a fcuking clue what this fella is on about.....





    And for that I'm very grateful.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    coolhull wrote: »
    I don't have a fcuking clue what this fella is on about.....





    And for that I'm very grateful.

    Sounds like "if you're gay, you can't make babies & thus have no say on abortion referendum"


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ^^
    But wouldn't that mean that if you're not gay, you had no business voting in the Same - Sex Marriage Referendum, or if you're not under the age of sixteen, you shouldn't have voted on the Referendum on Children's Rights?
    Or if you're not a fox or a hare, don't even think about voting in any future Blood - sports referenda?
    God, politics are so complicated.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    coolhull wrote: »
    ^^
    But wouldn't that mean that if you're not gay, you had no business voting in the Same - Sex Marriage Referendum, or if you're not under the age of sixteen, you shouldn't have voted on the Referendum on Children's Rights?

    You have made the fatal flaw in thinking that logic applies to FB ramblings.

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    In one hour from now I will release the name of the man who raped his wife in front of his two children

    Same fella again. 3 hours ago.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,117 ✭✭✭job seeker


    Fuming..
    wats wrong
    nuttin.

    Fcuk off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 914 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    Seen on fb

    "house use ne wey"

    Translation: How are you(s) anyway?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    The stuff that I actually read on this this thread is just depressing, to think there is people that thick out there

    and they're procreating :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭ryaner777


    <snip> Click See more

    This is the Taxi driver who spit a Hugh gollier in my face, because I asked him why he refused to take our fare from Harcourt street to drop a workmate to Ballyfermot and then on to Clondalkin after a night out with the staff of the Tower nursing home December 2016 , He said he wasn't going that way , I said to him you can't refuse our fare , that you have take us , you can't pick and choose your fare ��, I reported it to the Garda and left in my jacket as proof as the spit was all down my jacket, But they brought this taxi driver in for questioning and he said he never did this , they asked him to give a D & A sample but he refused and they can't make him , So it's my word again his and he walks away scot free to spit in the face of another Irish person young or old ������, It's disgusting that they can do this and get away with it , makes my blood boil , I swear I'll never get into a taxi with a foreign person again, does that make me a racist, I don't care , I've never ever had an Irish taxi driver treat me so bad , people like this horrible man are giving our taxi service a rotten name ��,
    Please Share so that this person can't treat Irish woman like dirt ����thanks
    My rant over

    Mod note: Link removed. Please remember not to post identifiable links to yourself please.

    Buford T. Justice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    D&A sample :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Christ, the comments on that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    ryaner777 wrote: »
    This is the Taxi driver who spit a Hugh gollier in my face, because I asked him why he refused to take our fare from Harcourt street to drop a workmate to Ballyfermot and then on to Clondalkin after a night out with the staff of the Tower nursing home December 2016 , He said he wasn't going that way , I said to him you can't refuse our fare , that you have take us , you can't pick and choose your fare ��, I reported it to the Garda and left in my jacket as proof as the spit was all down my jacket, But they brought this taxi driver in for questioning and he said he never did this , they asked him to give a D & A sample but he refused and they can't make him , So it's my word again his and he walks away scot free to spit in the face of another Irish person young or old ������, It's disgusting that they can do this and get away with it , makes my blood boil , I swear I'll never get into a taxi with a foreign person again, does that make me a racist, I don't care , I've never ever had an Irish taxi driver treat me so bad , people like this horrible man are giving our taxi service a rotten name ��,
    Please Share so that this person can't treat Irish woman like dirt ����thanks
    My rant over


    Just to be clear, can that taxi driver continue to treat Irish men like dirt, and non Irish women like dirt too?
    Could someone ask her for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    :eek: 3 mutual friends.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Jesus!!! D+A


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    D&A Drug and Alcohol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Her post seems to be gone now. I smell threats of a defamation suit from the taxi driver :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,324 ✭✭✭✭Sadb


    D&A has to be the funniest yet! Also who is Hugh gollier?

    ETA it also confirms my suspicions that people on Facebook don’t actually realise the word is “and” not “an”.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Community dress for sale everything come with boots bag umbrella and crown inbox no time to please.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Sadb wrote: »
    D&A has to be the funniest yet! Also who is Hugh gollier?

    .

    Please do not identify the individuals...lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    diomed wrote: »
    D&A Drug and Alcohol
    Pretty sure the person meant DNA. I can't imagine you can just refuse a breath test but the Gards can't force a DNA sample.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    diomed wrote: »
    D&A Drug and Alcohol
    Pretty sure the person meant DNA. I can't imagine you can just refuse a breath test but the Gards can't force a DNA sample.

    *Woooosh*


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,117 ✭✭✭job seeker


    Community dress for sale everything come with boots bag umbrella and crown inbox no time to please.

    1e6


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    job seeker wrote: »
    1e6

    I'm with you , I've no idea either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    :D

    Brilliant.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    Presume they mean communion dress? The rest is anyones guess.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 ✭✭Meleftone


    I'm guessing its - Communion dress for sale comes with everything boots, bag,umbrella and crown (tiara) in box no time (wasters) to please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    "One less tug"



    in reference to latest gang killing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    Or somebody's just marginally improved their masturbation speed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Plopsu wrote: »
    Or somebody's just marginally improved their masturbation speed.

    because of their escalating horniness in relation to gangland killings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭The White Feather


    "I won't bother explaining the numerous encounters of crankiness I've had so far today & simply say; Welcome to Liver season"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Eyebrows are sisters not twins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Finally, a great Facebook status. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Squaredude


    I cant wait to dance on their face little smell that lets stray cats in on their bed tryna make up lies about me animals 😂😂 haha a total smell bag bad mouthing me to littles fools too you all won't be around much longer and that's a fact a whore and pure bear faced liar like honestly the rottenest yoke in the town tryna bully me and saying would i not kill myself the show ill make and bating im gunna give you'll want to try it again or hoped the last time worked you absolutely brain dead spunk bin 😂😂😂 ha ha ha a whore will always be a whore plus a peadofile 😂😂😂 yeah and there's proof whats more that all they are is horny little pervs 😂😂😂 and this isn't even a third of what ive to say about the sorry little whore 😂😂dragged up 😂😂a can for dinner 😂😂😂😂


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 25,007 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    To all my female friends of "age''... Most of us are going through the next stage of our lives. We are at that age where we see wrinkles, grey hair, extra pounds. We see the pretty 25 year olds and sigh. But, we were 25 too, just like they will one day be our age. What they bring to the table with their youth and zest for life, we bring with our wisdom, experience and warm hearts. For all we've been through earning each grey hair... raising kids, paying bills, treating illness and whatever else life brought you/us, we are survivors... we are warriors... we are women, aging like a classic car or fine wine. While our exterior may not be what it once was, it is traded for our spirit, our courage and our strength to enter this chapter of our lives with grace and pride for all we've been through and accomplished.
    Never feel bad about aging. It is a privilege denied to many.
    Ladies, repost with your picture and age....I'm 32 this year xx

    Sigh.... who comes up with this shíte


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Squaredude wrote: »
    I cant wait to dance on their face little smell that lets stray cats in on their bed tryna make up lies about me animals &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834; haha a total smell bag bad mouthing me to littles fools too you all won't be around much longer and that's a fact a whore and pure bear faced liar like honestly the rottenest yoke in the town tryna bully me and saying would i not kill myself the show ill make and bating im gunna give you'll want to try it again or hoped the last time worked you absolutely brain dead spunk bin &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834; ha ha ha a whore will always be a whore plus a peadofile &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834; yeah and there's proof whats more that all they are is horny little pervs &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834; and this isn't even a third of what ive to say about the sorry little whore &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;dragged up &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;a can for dinner &#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;&#55357;&#56834;

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Loughc wrote: »
    Sigh.... who comes up with this sh
    I thought this was going to be some inspirational sh!te for menopausal women in their 50's. 32 and they think they are a lot older and wiser than 25yr olds. Ha ha ha ha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Squaredude wrote: »
    I cant wait to dance on their face little smell that lets stray cats in on their bed tryna make up lies about me animals 😂😂 haha a total smell bag bad mouthing me to littles fools too you all won't be around much longer and that's a fact a whore and pure bear faced liar like honestly the rottenest yoke in the town tryna bully me and saying would i not kill myself the show ill make and bating im gunna give you'll want to try it again or hoped the last time worked you absolutely brain dead spunk bin 😂😂😂 ha ha ha a whore will always be a whore plus a peadofile 😂😂😂 yeah and there's proof whats more that all they are is horny little pervs 😂😂😂 and this isn't even a third of what ive to say about the sorry little whore 😂😂dragged up 😂😂a can for dinner 😂😂😂😂

    "I can't wait to dance on their face, a little smell who lets stray cats in on their bed trying to make up lies about me, animals (or "my animals"?). Haha, a total smell bag badmouthing me to little fools too. You all won't be around much longer and that's a fact. You're a whore and a pure bare faced liar, like honestly, the rottenest yoke in the town trying to bully me and saying would Inot kill myself? The show I'll make and the beating I'm going to give you, you'll want to try it again or you'll wish the last time worked, you absolute brain dead spunk bin. Hahahaha a whore will always be a whore plus a paedophile. Yeah and there's proof, what's more, that all they are is horny little pervs. This isn't even a third of what I have to say about the sorry little whore. Dragged up. A can for dinner."

    I'm strangely impressed by how gender neutral they kept it, and that bit in bold is some cold as ice work. I feel like a lot of these people missed their calling as participants in rap battles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    "I can't wait to dance on their face, a little smell who lets stray cats in on their bed trying to make up lies about me, animals (or "my animals"?). Haha, a total smell bag badmouthing me to little fools too. You all won't be around much longer and that's a fact. You're a whore and a pure bare faced liar, like honestly, the rottenest yoke in the town trying to bully me and saying would Inot kill myself? The show I'll make and the beating I'm going to give you, you'll want to try it again or you'll wish the last time worked, you absolute brain dead spunk bin. Hahahaha a whore will always be a whore plus a paedophile. Yeah and there's proof, what's more, that all they are is horny little pervs. This isn't even a third of what I have to say about the sorry little whore. Dragged up. A can for dinner."

    I'm strangely impressed by how gender neutral they kept it, and that bit in bold is some cold as ice work. I feel like a lot of these people missed their calling as participants in rap battles.

    It took me a while to cop "a can for dinner" - nice insult, think I'll store that one away for future use.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    From Twitter:
    Not one Traveller or black woman, in Dail Eireann. Something we need is all women voices. I'd like to see Traveller & black women, more working class & women with disabilities, women rights not just for white women with money

    Yay for affirmative action!


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