Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Lisha

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Wtf is #Outwitten ? And Handpaited?

I think it's hand painted as in made by us.

Mam of 4

Loughc wrote: »

#outwitten is out witted not sure what the other one is.

Lisha wrote: »

I think it's hand painted as in made by us.

Thank you both , the mind goggles as to where they come up with these sayings :pac:

LynnGrace

Groolers is officially my new favourite word. Telpis.

Depp

Loughc wrote: »

#outwitten is out witted not sure what the other one is.

not a surprise atal she'd be outwitted by a child on spelling anyway

mackeire

Not feeling the may west today ... And what sad fcuk would rob me door mat....:-)

endacl

Depp wrote: »

not a surprise atal she'd be outwitted by a child on spelling anyway

Please tell me that was deliberate?

via4

Hidden bastard....totally discusting behaviour from such a "good well mannered"calm and collective lad ha don't make me laf..just because you can speak correctly and no all the right words to fob people off doesn't mean I don't see right tru you ....wish everyone else can see wat I can see and hear ..crazy how 1person can have so many different personality's .....multiple personality disorder.. I no am me I can't pretend to be someone I'm not..how cud I...but wen sumone can do DAT jus naturally is crazy...nice as pie to the world and horrible nasty and evil with words .problem is ur just running out of excuses...grammer school molly coat kids into thinking life is easy...i was reared up to fight any situation.innocent childish pathetic loser .roll on 7weeks till my lil pudding is ere...and the truth us out.....So whoever is running bk telling (guys name) everything screen shot and send this to him...this one Is about him... Not one treath in it..before he runs to the guards like the lil droheda rat he is...pity I was rared better than to be a rat otherwise you'd be locked up ages ago....spa.....rant over.... Happy Saturday......

2RockMountain

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Thank you both , the mind goggles as to where they come up with these sayings :pac:

Please see this post.

Dice75

Friend (40) put up a pic of her Nan as it was her 100th birthday.

Someone else - "Your mother looks great for 100"

Pity she was serious as a nice underhand putdown otherwise

Mam of 4

2RockMountain wrote: »

Please see this post.

It seems I am becoming one of them alright ...:eek:

Samaris

I love the "Happy Saturday" at the end of that rant above.

Also, I gotta admit that I want "outwitten" to become a word. It sounds like it might have been a viable construction in the 1400s

endacl

2RockMountain wrote: »

Please see this post.

rawn

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/TV-Remote-Controlling.jpg

sullivlo

Unsure whether to laugh or cry

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/TV-Remote-Controlling.jpg

God, Britney Spears has let herself go, hasn't she? And when did she take up sewing as a hobby?

fineso.mom

via4 wrote: »

Hidden bastard....totally discusting behaviour from such a "good well mannered"calm and collective lad ha don't make me laf..just because you can speak correctly and no all the right words to fob people off doesn't mean I don't see right tru you ....wish everyone else can see wat I can see and hear ..crazy how 1person can have so many different personality's .....multiple personality disorder.. I no am me I can't pretend to be someone I'm not..how cud I...but wen sumone can do DAT jus naturally is crazy...nice as pie to the world and horrible nasty and evil with words .problem is ur just running out of excuses...grammer school molly coat kids into thinking life is easy...i was reared up to fight any situation.innocent childish pathetic loser .roll on 7weeks till my lil pudding is ere...and the truth us out.....So whoever is running bk telling (guys name) everything screen shot and send this to him...this one Is about him... Not one treath in it..before he runs to the guards like the lil droheda rat he is...pity I was rared better than to be a rat otherwise you'd be locked up ages ago....spa.....rant over.... Happy Saturday......

That was hard to read, but worth it for the, "grammer school MOLLY COAT kids" !!
Mollycoddle??

PaddyWilliams

via4 wrote: »

Hidden bastard....totally discusting behaviour from such a "good well mannered"calm and collective lad ha don't make me laf..just because you can speak correctly and no all the right words to fob people off doesn't mean I don't see right tru you ....wish everyone else can see wat I can see and hear ..crazy how 1person can have so many different personality's .....multiple personality disorder.. I no am me I can't pretend to be someone I'm not..how cud I...but wen sumone can do DAT jus naturally is crazy...nice as pie to the world and horrible nasty and evil with words .problem is ur just running out of excuses...grammer school molly coat kids into thinking life is easy...i was reared up to fight any situation.innocent childish pathetic loser .roll on 7weeks till my lil pudding is ere...and the truth us out.....So whoever is running bk telling (guys name) everything screen shot and send this to him...this one Is about him... Not one treath in it..before he runs to the guards like the lil droheda rat he is...pity I was rared better than to be a rat otherwise you'd be locked up ages ago....spa.....rant over.... Happy Saturday......

I'll have a go at this!

Hidden bastard. Disgusting manner for such a good, well mannered, calm and collective lad. Ha! Don't make me laugh. Just because you can speak correctly and know all the right words to fob people off, doesn't mean that I can't see right through you. Wish everyone else could see what I can see and hear. Crazy how one person can have so many hidden personalities.. Multiple personality disorder. I know who I am, I can't pretend to be someone I'm not. How could I? But when someone can do THAT, they just naturally have to be crazy? Nice as pie to the world, but horrible, nasty and evil with your words.
The problem is, you're just running out of excuses. Grammar school (you really should have gone there) mollycoddles kids into thinking the world is easy. I was brought up to fight any situation. Innocent, childish, pathetic loser. Roll on 7 weeks until my little one is here. And the truth is out. So whoever it is, that is running back telling (Gaylord) everything, screen shot this and send it to him. This one is about him. Not one threat in it, before he runs to the guards like the little Drogheda rat he is. Pity I was reared better than to be a rat. Otherwise, you would have been incarcerated ages ago. Spa. Rant over. Happy Saturday!

PaddyWilliams

coolhull wrote: »

God, Britney Spears has let herself go, hasn't she? And when did she take up sewing as a hobby?

Sewing people, it's the new taxidermy!

clairewithani

PaddyWilliams wrote: »

I'll have a go at this!

Hidden bastard. Disgusting manner for such a good, well mannered, calm and collective lad. Ha! Don't make me laugh. Just because you can speak correctly and know all the right words to fob people off, doesn't mean that I can see right through you. Wish everyone else could see what I can see and hear. Crazy how one person can have so many hidden personalities.. Multiple personality disorder. I know who I am, I can't pretend to be someone I'm not. How could I? But when someone can do THAT, they just naturally have to be crazy? Nice as pie to the world, but horrible, nasty and evil with your words.
The problem is, you're just running out of excuses. Grammar school (you really should have gone there) mollycoddles kids into thinking the world is easy. I was brought up to fight any situation. Innocent, childish, pathetic loser. Roll on 7 weeks until my little one is here. And the truth is out. So whoever it is, that is running back telling (Gaylord) everything, screen shot this and send it to him. This one is about him. Not one threat in it, before he runs to the guards like the little Drogheda rat he is. Pity I was reared better than to be a rat. Otherwise, you would have been incarcerated ages ago. Spa. Rant over. Happy Saturday!

Are you a teacher?? 😆

PaddyWilliams

clairewithani wrote: »

Are you a teacher?? 😆

Most definitely not! Just had to correct something on that post too

clairewithani

PaddyWilliams wrote: »

Most definitely not! Just had to correct something on that post too

Not talking about your correction of it. Talking about your ability to make sense of it. Great deciphering.

Ooooh are you a codebreaker/spy?

PaddyWilliams

clairewithani wrote: »

Not talking about your correction of it. Talking about your ability to make sense of it. Great deciphering.

Ooooh are you a codebreaker/spy?

01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 00100000

Find a binary to text translator

Samaris

PaddyWilliams wrote: »

01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 00100000

Find a binary to text translator

Came out as

Imw+1H t2[
Be^u 1.B$Nd 4.f)ho 5Z-Farou

I...am none the wiser

PARlance

Samaris wrote: »

Came out as

Imw+1H t2[
Be^u 1.B$Nd 4.f)ho 5Z-Farou

I...am none the wiser

I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

Ted_YNWA

I could tell you, but I will have to kill you.

endacl

PARlance wrote: »

I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

Samaris

PARlance wrote: »

I could tell you, but I would have to kill you.

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

lol! I thought your comment was actually a comment rather than the translation Got it now. I wonder why that version I was using gave something completely different? Do you get different...eh.."languages" in binary or something, like sign language?

PARlance

Samaris wrote: »

lol! I thought your comment was actually a comment rather than the translation Got it now. I wonder why that version I was using gave something completely different? Do you get different...eh.."languages" in binary or something, like sign language?

01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 00100000

via4

A pic of a guy sitting on the ground of a bathroom while he's kid is naked taking a **** in the toilet that someone else took. Like I get the sentiment he's bonding with his son and as sweet as it is it's just Guna be so embarrassing when the kid grows up...nothing is sacred anymore not even a moment between a father and son can not be left be everything has to be an opportunity that put a pic on Facebook it's too much

Jim Bob Scratcher

via4 wrote: »

A pic of a guy sitting on the ground of a bathroom while he's kid is naked taking a **** in the toilet that someone else took. Like I get the sentiment he's bonding with his son and as sweet as it is it's just Guna be so embarrassing when the kid grows up...nothing is sacred anymore not even a moment between a father and son can not be left be everything has to be an opportunity that put a pic on Facebook it's too much

Christ! What the hell is wrong with these people ?