Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

HS3 · 05-09-2016 8:42am

Seven day challenge
to post pictures with my spouse for 7 days to promote love and marriage. To keep it going I must tag a friend each day to do the same.

Jesus how sad and needy can people get! Feck off!

Lady Haywire · 05-09-2016 11:12am

I have one friend in here 30s who is constantly posting selfies with half her boobs out, getting people to vote for her in FB 'model' competitions that Bebo was so famous for and proclaiming she's vegan one day and eating chocolate the next.
Which does my fuppin head in but she's genuinely a nice girl!

krustydoyle · 05-09-2016 11:21am

Lady Haywire wrote: »

I have one friend in here 30s who is constantly posting selfies with half her boobs out, getting people to vote for her in FB 'model' competitions that Bebo was so famous for and proclaiming she's vegan one day and eating chocolate the next.
Which does my fuppin head in but she's genuinely a nice girl!

Pics or GTFO :pac:

Lady Haywire · 05-09-2016 11:23am

krustydoyle wrote: »

Pics or GTFO :pac:

Ha! She is always complaining about people reporting her photos too.

PaddyWilliams · 05-09-2016 12:03pm

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Ha! She is always complaining about people reporting her photos too.

Never mind that, where's the photos?!?!?!?

Jrop · 05-09-2016 12:07pm

I love this thread. Thanks for translating the text spk posts Paddy Williams.

PaddyWilliams · 05-09-2016 12:14pm

I only translated the one, but hope to do more!

Jrop · 05-09-2016 12:16pm

This thread makes me laugh and it has introduce two new words Telepis and Grooler

Jrop · 05-09-2016 12:17pm

This thread makes me laugh and it has introduced me to two new words Telepis and Grooler

Riesen_Meal · 05-09-2016 12:18pm

Jrop wrote: »

This thread makes me laugh and it has introduced me to two new words Telepis and Grooler

And the bastardisation of the English language...

TitianGerm · 05-09-2016 1:00pm

Jrop wrote: »

This thread makes me laugh and it has introduce two new words Telepis and Grooler

Grooler is actually spellled Grueler. Very common saying in Wexford.

For example

I gave that young lad some Grueler in the match yesterday.

Translates as, I bettered my opponent in the match yesterday.

Or

I gave that chap some grueler.

Meaning, I made fun of that young man.

Jrop · 05-09-2016 2:05pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Finally getting to bring LillyMoo [the pet cow?] to school after four 15 hour back to back gruellers [possibly working in the health care sector]. Seeing the Lollipop people has the memories flooding back! I'm so proud of my little girl.

defo groolers

XxMCRxBabyxX · 05-09-2016 2:33pm

HS3 wrote: »

Seven day challenge
to post pictures with my spouse for 7 days to promote love and marriage. To keep it going I must tag a friend each day to do the same.

Jesus how sad and needy can people get! Feck off!

Be thankful you'll only have to suffer it for 7 days. An American friend of mine posts daily statuses and photos about her "blessed" husband along with many hashtags such as "Today I am thankful for... #djandkm #albertadventures #thewarriorandtheprincess #waybettertogether #lifeofawife #itsthelittlethings #marriage #qualitytime #fightforyourmarriage." She also marks every month they've been together, both dating anniversaries and wedding anniversaries.

Jrop · 05-09-2016 2:44pm

XxMCRxBabyxX yuck. makes me wanna puke. I give their 'marriage' a year tops.
her 'blessed' husband is probably sleeping around

PARlance · 05-09-2016 2:50pm

Jrop wrote: »

XxMCRxBabyxX

I was going to ask for a translation there (until I scrolled up)!

Jrop · 05-09-2016 2:50pm

PARlance LOL

sheep? · 05-09-2016 2:55pm

emmetkenny wrote: »

Grooler is actually spellled Grueler. Very common saying in Wexford.

For example

I gave that young lad some Grueler in the match yesterday.

Translates as, I bettered my opponent in the match yesterday.

Or

I gave that chap some grueler.

Meaning, I made fun of that young man.

This is news to me and I've lived in Wexford for 16 years!

All I know of is 'quern'.

Bandana boy · 05-09-2016 2:56pm

sheep? wrote: »

This is news to me and I've lived in Wexford for 16 years!

All I know of is 'quern'.

Sure 16 years is still a blow in in Wexford

sheep? · 05-09-2016 2:57pm

Could be born here and still be a dub....

Widdershins · 05-09-2016 2:58pm

My friend has put up a selfie with herself and her friends who are all sitting next to her looking completely normal but she is pulling a wide-open mouth face like someone going down a rollercoaster. In all five selfies, actually.

kunst nugget · 05-09-2016 2:59pm

Widdershins wrote: »

My friend has put up a selfie with herself and her friends who are all sitting next to her looking completely normal but she is pulling a wide-open mouth face like someone going down a rollercoaster. In all five selfies, actually.

Maybe one of the others has a finger stuck up her arse?

Jrop · 05-09-2016 3:33pm

KunstNugget I snorted with laughter

Widdershins · 05-09-2016 3:36pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

Maybe one of the others has a finger stuck up her arse?

I'll never be able to look her in the eye again

whiterob81 · 05-09-2016 4:30pm

Widdershins wrote: »

I'll never be able to look her in the eye again

Her brown eye?

XxMCRxBabyxX · 05-09-2016 5:12pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Be thankful you'll only have to suffer it for 7 days. An American friend of mine posts daily statuses and photos about her "blessed" husband along with many hashtags such as "Today I am thankful for... #djandkm #albertadventures #thewarriorandtheprincess #waybettertogether #lifeofawife #itsthelittlethings #marriage #qualitytime #fightforyourmarriage." She also marks every month they've been together, both dating anniversaries and wedding anniversaries.

Jesus, I jinxed myself.

She's just put up yet another picture, this time of them on a date kissing. She's obsessed with kissing. I am 99.9% sure that they are one of those couples who saved their first kiss for marriage.

HS3 · 05-09-2016 6:33pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Be thankful you'll only have to suffer it for 7 days. An American friend of mine posts daily statuses and photos about her "blessed" husband along with many hashtags such as "Today I am thankful for... #djandkm #albertadventures #thewarriorandtheprincess #waybettertogether #lifeofawife #itsthelittlethings #marriage #qualitytime #fightforyourmarriage." She also marks every month they've been together, both dating anniversaries and wedding anniversaries.

Life of a wife :pac: where do people get their self importance from

nibtrix · 05-09-2016 8:22pm

HS3 wrote: »

Life of a wife :pac: where do people get their self importance from

I snorted at #thewarriorandtheprincess, but I think you're right that lifeofawife is the stand out!

von Smallhausen · 06-09-2016 3:52pm

[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]ATTENTION !!! [NAME] IN AUSTRALIA !! PLEASE CONTACT HOME, VERY URGENT, YOUR MOTHER IS VERY ILL !! PLEASE , PLEASE, PLEASE , YOU NEED TO CONTACT YOUR FAMILY IMMEDIATELY !! ATTENTION EVERYONE !! PLEASE SHARE THIS, IT IS URGENT TO GET THIS TO [NAME] DAUGHTER, IN AUSTRALIA, WHEREVER SHE IS WITH [NAME] GRANDAUGHTER, [NAME]. SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW WHERE SHE IS. THANK YOU. GOD LESS YOU.[/font]

Sometimes you need to shout on Facebook to get a message out.

von Smallhausen · 06-09-2016 3:55pm

[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Why does everybody suddenly want to be my "friend"? I usually get one or two a day, but I've had about 60 in 2 days. Hacker, spam or something else? Is anybody else having lots of "friend" requests?[/font]

Do you suffer from explosive friend request disorder........

Gunslinger92 · 06-09-2016 4:01pm

Danny_B wrote: »

Sometimes you need to shout on Facebook to get a message out.

For some reason I find the "GOD LESS YOU" part hilarious :pac:

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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