Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Tom_Barry · 10-09-2016 6:50pm

A friend I know just recently got a job in a well known establishment. Well today she decided to upload a picture of said establishment calling it a kip etc:eek: and slagging off managers:eek::eek: I don't think she realises she could end up in big trouble for that!! Why would you do that!?? Facebook is not the place for talking about work. Noone on fb knows where I work because I don't think its appropriate!

GAAman · 10-09-2016 6:58pm

A friend put up a picture with the caption "My two sexy girls" the pic was his wife and their two year old daughter......

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has a problem with this?

10-09-2016 7:56pm

GAAman wrote: »

A friend put up a picture with the caption "My two sexy girls" the pic was his wife and their two year old daughter......

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has a problem with this?

Jeez who seriously describes his 2 year old daughter as sexy?

beautiful fair enough but 'sexy'.....euuggh

LynnGrace · 11-09-2016 5:25am

GAAman wrote: »

A friend put up a picture with the caption "My two sexy girls" the pic was his wife and their two year old daughter......

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has a problem with this?

Ugh! That's downright weird, describing a small child like that.

gutenberg · 11-09-2016 1:50pm

A friend liked and shared a post from 'Disney Cruise.' (complete with fullstop):

Due to a last minute cancellation we have a 4 bedroom balcony for 4 people available so we’re giving it away. The 14 day cruise starts 1st January 2017, flights are included. Simply share this post if you want it free and we’ll choose one person in the next 24 hours!

The only other post from this page was on 4 September, to add a photo. No description, no links etc. Are people really this gullible that Disney would 'give away' a 4-person cruise because of a 'last-minute cancellation', for a cruise departing in January?!

Guy:Incognito · 11-09-2016 11:20pm

gutenberg wrote: »

A friend liked and shared a post from 'Disney Cruise.' (complete with fullstop):

The only other post from this page was on 4 September, to add a photo. No description, no links etc. Are people really this gullible that Disney would 'give away' a 4-person cruise because of a 'last-minute cancellation', for a cruise departing in January?!

#justiceforlargecorporations We need to launch a campaign to get the downtrodden multi billion dollar corportions their social media accounts back and stop them having to use a full stop or an ie at the end of their names so then can give away their products for free.

padd b1975 · 12-09-2016 8:56am

"Works at wide receiver on the dole".

padd b1975 · 12-09-2016 9:08am

"I need sumome who is gonna be der for me and maby one day married me".

Some loon actually typed Amen in the comments section!!

razorblunt · 12-09-2016 9:10am

padd b1975 wrote: »

"Works at wide receiver on the dole".

Might be poor, sounds like the kind of guy that would be looking for his quarter back.

b_mac2 · 12-09-2016 9:12am

razorblunt wrote: »

Might be poor, sounds like the kind of guy that would be looking for his quarter back.

25 cent you mean?

MonkstownHoop · 12-09-2016 9:16pm

This is @#£;&# the Rapirst who prays on his victims hecwas on the luas at blackhorse tomight till I punched the scunbags head in they had hin im the sundayworld 2 weeks ago show ur kids and these pics he has ACSB tattood wit indian ink andcother home made tattoo on hands ges a predator becware I boxed the facecoff him warn ur kidsxand wifes

12-09-2016 9:19pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

This is @#£;&# the Rapirst who prays on his victims hecwas on the luas at blackhorse tomight till I punched the scunbags head in they had hin im the sundayworld 2 weeks ago show ur kids and these pics he has ACSB tattood wit indian ink andcother home made tattoo on hands ges a predator becware I boxed the facecoff him warn ur kidsxand wifes

Smart man. In case the cops havent enough evidence to get you for assault, put it in writing for the world to see. What a retard :rolleyes:

endacl · 12-09-2016 9:22pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

This is @#£;&# the Rapirst who prays on his victims hecwas on the luas at blackhorse tomight till I punched the scunbags head in they had hin im the sundayworld 2 weeks ago show ur kids and these pics he has ACSB tattood wit indian ink andcother home made tattoo on hands ges a predator becware I boxed the facecoff him warn ur kidsxand wifes

Deleted User wrote: »

Smart man. In case the cops havent enough evidence to get you for assault, put it in writing for the world to see. What a retard :rolleyes:

In fairness he left if pretty ambiguous. I mean, what you read into that alphabetti spaghetti might not be anything remotely close to what somebody else might.

12-09-2016 9:26pm

endacl wrote: »

In fairness he left if pretty ambiguous. I mean, what you read into that alphabetti spaghetti might not be anything remotely close to what somebody else might.

Fair point also. He'd definately be allowed an appropriate adult with him id say :P

JCX BXC · 12-09-2016 10:03pm

I saw this on Facebook yesterday.

Idiot 1:"Wats Dis Yoke Ppl R N Bout At All 9/11?????????xx"

Then in the comments

Idoit 2:"Hahha I Tink It Wz Wen D Ireland Team Wun" xx"

Idoit 1:"Oh Gaud Im Such A Gomie"

It was just that.

Gladly a few hours later I spotted it again and someone had actually corrected the girl and explained how offensive she just said was, of course that fell on deaf ears and the comments erupted into

"Yhu Wudnt Give Da Cheek To Hur Bk Wen U Wer In Skl Wudcha?"

Facebook really is breeding a whole new race of council house owning complete brain dead 'things'

sheep? · 12-09-2016 10:52pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Smart man. In case the cops havent enough evidence to get you for assault, put it in writing for the world to see. What a retard :rolleyes:

You understood that?? :eek:

fineso.mom · 12-09-2016 10:58pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

This is @#£;&# the Rapirst who prays on his victims hecwas on the luas at blackhorse tomight till I punched the scunbags head in they had hin im the sundayworld 2 weeks ago show ur kids and these pics he has ACSB tattood wit indian ink andcother home made tattoo on hands ges a predator becware I boxed the facecoff him warn ur kidsxand wifes

It's all well and good this person warning everyone about the 'rapirst',but the spelling is so bad ,how can we be sure its 'ACSB' on the tattoo? What if its actually QRST or something? I'd hate to punch the wrong person's head in.

13-09-2016 12:27am

sheep? wrote: »

You understood that?? :eek:

taking a wild guess tbh i would hazard a bet it is that

endacl · 13-09-2016 1:00am

Carnacalla wrote: »

Facebook really is breeding a whole new race of council house owning complete brain dead 'things'

hmmmm....

'Owning', you say...?

aaronjumper · 13-09-2016 1:01am

"Meat eaters are monsters, going around just killing sentiment mammals."

The post was actually much longer, I chopped about 99% off of it because sentiment mammals. SENTIMENT.

endacl · 13-09-2016 1:01am

fineso.mom wrote: »

It's all well and good this person warning everyone about the 'rapirst',but the spelling is so bad ,how can we be sure its 'ACSB' on the tattoo? What if its actually QRST or something? I'd hate to punch the wrong person's head in.

Indeed. Could be SPQR. You might end up messing with a legionnaire...

thesandeman · 13-09-2016 1:05am

endacl wrote: »

Indeed. Could be SPQR. You might end up messing with a legionnaire...

Or even worse.... A West Londoner if it was QPRS.

mansize · 13-09-2016 1:11am

Carnacalla wrote: »

I saw this on Facebook yesterday.

Idiot 1:"Wats Dis Yoke Ppl R N Bout At All 9/11?????????xx"

Then in the comments

Idoit 2:"Hahha I Tink It Wz Wen D Ireland Team Wun" xx"

Idoit 1:"Oh Gaud Im Such A Gomie"

It was just that.

Gladly a few hours later I spotted it again and someone had actually corrected the girl and explained how offensive she just said was, of course that fell on deaf ears and the comments erupted into

"Yhu Wudnt Give Da Cheek To Hur Bk Wen U Wer In Skl Wudcha?"

Facebook really is breeding a whole new race of council house owning complete brain dead 'things'

Woah, as a person who owns a council house I take offence (or is that taek a fence?)

mansize · 13-09-2016 1:12am

endacl wrote: »

hmmmm....

'Owning', you say...?

Its been known to happen

endacl · 13-09-2016 1:56am

mansize wrote: »

Woah, as a person who owns a council house I take offence (or is that taek a fence?)

Not a council house any more if you own it.

inforfun · 13-09-2016 8:46am

I am ashamed to admit that i actually am pretty sure it should have been ACAB he tried to type with his stumpies.

inforfun · 13-09-2016 8:47am

aaronjumper wrote: »

"Meat eaters are monsters, going around just killing sentiment mammals."

The post was actually much longer, I chopped about 99% off of it because sentiment mammals. SENTIMENT.

What is for dinner tonight?

Sentiment mammal.

Sounds good.

kunst nugget · 13-09-2016 9:16am

inforfun wrote: »

What is for dinner tonight?

Sentiment mammal.

Sounds good.

Steak so good it hugs your stomach.

mackeire · 13-09-2016 2:30pm

fineso.mom wrote:

It's all well and good this person warning everyone about the 'rapirst',but the spelling is so bad ,how can we be sure its 'ACSB' on the tattoo? What if its actually QRST or something? I'd hate to punch the wrong person's head in.

Maybe it's meant to say SCAB but he fcuked that up as well

Turquoise Hexagon Sun · 13-09-2016 2:38pm

"I've converted to Islam"

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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