Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

It wasnt me123 · 14-09-2016 8:06pm

dreamers75 wrote: »

Sentiment Mammals and Gardening Angles.

Dont know which is better.

I give in, what's it supposed to say. I got the Guardian Angels bit.

PaddyWilliams · 14-09-2016 8:08pm

It wasnt me123 wrote: »

I give in, what's it supposed to say. I got the Guardian Angels bit.

Sentient mammals I imagine?

brandnewaward · 15-09-2016 1:15am

popped up on my feed today....angles.jpg

mcbobbyb · 15-09-2016 2:15pm

Question anybody know if any of the solicitors in Leixlip do avadavits ??

Took me a minute to figure out this one

mansize · 15-09-2016 2:23pm

Deleted User wrote: »

****ing sick of hearing about mental ****in health.

I'm sick of hearing of young men in Ireland killing themselves. I suffer from mental illness and get support, I wish more would.

I think it's great young men are sharing this on their timeline - helping breaking down the huge barrier that exists with young men especially- acknowledging and talking about their mental wellbeing.

If no one dontated any money it doesn't matter- it's about breaking the stigma of mental health and the number 1 killer of young men in Ireland

Jrop · 15-09-2016 3:04pm

mcbobbyb wrote: »

Question anybody know if any of the solicitors in Leixlip do avadavits ??

Took me a minute to figure out this one

I'd spell that one incorrectly too

coolhull · 15-09-2016 4:23pm

mcbobbyb wrote: »

Question anybody know if any of the solicitors in Leixlip do avadavits ??
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Maybe asking is there a solicitor in Newbridge who's "doing" Ava Davis?
That Ava Davis, she only mixes with the best sort.......

Jrop · 15-09-2016 4:24pm

Coolhull lol

mansize · 15-09-2016 5:58pm

coolhull wrote: »

Maybe asking is there a solicitor in Newbridge who's "doing" Ava Davis?
That Ava Davis, she only mixes with the best sort.......

or Ava Davitt?

I hear she's protestant...

coolhull · 16-09-2016 9:43am

"Grate tyme at trishes twenty furst. Had sham pain all nite"

"Sham pain"? At first, I thought maybe she had suffered false labour pains or something. Turns out that Patricia had provided champagne for her guests.

BattleCorp · 16-09-2016 10:28am

coolhull wrote: »

"Grate tyme at trishes twenty furst. Had sham pain all nite"
[ /QUOTE]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WARNING I'm going to say the bad word below.

What a fcuking RETARD!

And secondly, what in the name of fcuk is going on with our education system that turns out RETARDS like that?

ChikiChiki · 16-09-2016 10:44am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

****ing sick of hearing about mental ****in health.

Wow, whoever posted that on Facebook is an complete moron.

I'm alrite jack type, the worst types.

2RockMountain · 16-09-2016 2:04pm

coolhull wrote: »

"Grate tyme at trishes twenty furst. Had sham pain all nite"

"Sham pain"? At first, I thought maybe she had suffered false labour pains or something. Turns out that Patricia had provided champagne for her guests.

She didn't. It was cheap prosecco.

2RockMountain · 16-09-2016 2:05pm

coolhull wrote: »

"Grate tyme at trishes twenty furst. Had sham pain all nite"

"Sham pain"? At first, I thought maybe she had suffered false labour pains or something. Turns out that Patricia had provided champagne for her guests.

She didn't. It was cheap prosecco.

coolhull · 16-09-2016 2:10pm

"Now I'm watching the one who will have the time to read this post until the end. This is a little test, just to see who reads and who shares without reading! If you have read everything, select "like" and then copy and paste this text on your profile, so i can put a thank u on ur profile,ðŸ˜˜I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste"....

So, to honour anyone who ever died, or is even thinking about dying, by copying and pasting this sh*te you can change the world. Isn't that nice?

Ted111 · 16-09-2016 2:52pm

RETARD!

You could substitute the word 'simpleton' in to your lexicon in place of 'retard' and you will achieve the same meaning whilst making the world a better place.
Like and share if you support saving the world through vocabulary.

BattleCorp · 16-09-2016 3:13pm

Ted111 wrote: »

You could substitute the word 'simpleton' in to your lexicon in place of 'retard' and you will achieve the same meaning whilst making the world a better place.
Like and share if you support saving the world through vocabulary.

Amen

May the angles look after you.

Jrop · 16-09-2016 3:26pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Amen

May the angles look after you.

May your gardening angles look after you

16-09-2016 3:55pm

mansize wrote: »

I'm sick of hearing of young men in Ireland killing themselves. I suffer from mental illness and get support, I wish more would.

I think it's great young men are sharing this on their timeline - helping breaking down the huge barrier that exists with young men especially- acknowledging and talking about their mental wellbeing.

If no one dontated any money it doesn't matter- it's about breaking the stigma of mental health and the number 1 killer of young men in Ireland

Stigma? When something is talked about as widely as it has been for a good 5 or 6 years now there's not much more that talking is going to do to address any perceived stigma.

ChikiChiki wrote: »

Wow, whoever posted that on Facebook is an complete moron.

I'm alrite jack type, the worst types.

Meh, I've been through plenty, still going through plenty, I don't need the self-congratulatory back-patters reminding me left, right and centre.

Depp · 16-09-2016 4:44pm

Ted111 wrote: »

You could substitute the word 'simpleton' in to your lexicon in place of 'retard' and you will achieve the same meaning whilst making the world a better place.
Like and share if you support saving the world through vocabulary.

*Triggered*