Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

HS3 · 20-09-2016 9:22pm

1. There's a friend of mine with a new haircut. Daily photos on the different styles she's tried.

2. The every 5 minute changes in profile pics 'me looking casual in front of the computer ' whereas I've taken 50 photos and this is the most filtered. .Please like me!

lapua20grain · 20-09-2016 9:30pm

Fieldog wrote: »

http://imgur.com/GJXxowp.jpg

I don't think I can say much more....

brutal

rawn · 20-09-2016 10:53pm

https://www.facebook.com/ItsAlonzo/photos/a.192818137420784.36437.113834401985825/1153946451307943/?type=3&theater

Why oh why can't we embed pics on this forum. 90% of you won't click the link, I bet I know the 10% who do

rawn · 21-09-2016 9:37am

The last week or so a FB friend has been posting more photos than normal of his baby. I just noticed today that he's been tagging the kid in the pictures. The kid has his own FB page, he's only 1!

BattleCorp · 21-09-2016 9:44am

rawn wrote: »

The last week or so a FB friend has been posting more photos than normal of his baby. I just noticed today that he's been tagging the kid in the pictures. The kid has his own FB page, he's only 1!

Fair fcuks to the kid, already a wiz on the old social media. When I was one I was dribbling and sh1tting on myself. I suppose kids these days take to technology a lot quicker than we did.

fussyonion · 21-09-2016 10:09am

"Wana wish (name withheld) a fkn amazballs weddin day no dought u will be de most stunnin bride dat ever lived gpysy weddins have nutin on u in dat dress princesspower wish u a life of happiness and luck #trollsgochoke #haterzgonhate #gpysyweddinstyle #tallaweddin #lockedtoni".

Jrop · 21-09-2016 10:48am

fussyonion wrote: »

"Wana wish (name withheld) a fkn amazballs weddin day no dought u will be de most stunnin bride dat ever lived gpysy weddins have nutin on u in dat dress princesspower wish u a life of happiness and luck #trollsgochoke #haterzgonhate #gpysyweddinstyle #tallaweddin #lockedtoni".

where's the eye rolling emoji ?

BattleCorp · 21-09-2016 11:05am

fussyonion wrote: »

"Wana wish (name withheld) a fkn amazballs weddin day no dought u will be de most stunnin bride dat ever lived gpysy weddins have nutin on u in dat dress princesspower wish u a life of happiness and luck #trollsgochoke #haterzgonhate #gpysyweddinstyle #tallaweddin #lockedtoni".

Who would take it as a compliment to be likened to a gypsy in their wedding dress - only better? Another gypsy I suppose.

Omackeral · 21-09-2016 12:21pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"Wana wish (name withheld) a fkn amazballs weddin day no dought u will be de most stunnin bride dat ever lived gpysy weddins have nutin on u in dat dress princesspower wish u a life of happiness and luck #trollsgochoke #haterzgonhate #gpysyweddinstyle #tallaweddin #lockedtoni".

Toni would wanna relax on the prosecco it seems.

pc7 · 21-09-2016 12:33pm

Can we please have a photo of the happy couple (with heads off of course)

XxMCRxBabyxX · 21-09-2016 3:20pm

pc7 wrote: »

Can we please have a photo of the happy couple (with heads off of course)

Why don't we wait to see them before demanding an execution.

pc7 · 21-09-2016 3:40pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Why don't we wait to see them before demanding an execution.

#gpysyweddinstyle was a bit of tease

Chris Martin · 21-09-2016 6:10pm

Actually got a good laugh from it.
Context is one of Healy-Rae's giving out about the fact more speed cameras are going up on weekend of All Ireland and that they're being deployed purposely to catch Kerry fans and it's 'trickery of the worst sort.'

Queue many comments about it being done in the interest of road safety.
Then this one that caught my eye.

'That Healy-Rae is a bucket of shíte, and those who voted him in are two buckets of shíte.'

I like how it's quantified. :P

PopePalpatine · 21-09-2016 6:18pm

Why should the Healy-Raes care, it's not like Kerry are in any All-Ireland final anyway. :pac:

Bandana boy · 21-09-2016 6:24pm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Why should the Healy-Raes care, it's not like Kerry are in any All-Ireland final anyway. :pac:

They were in and won the minor

fussyonion · 21-09-2016 7:39pm

pc7 wrote: »

Can we please have a photo of the happy couple (with heads off of course)

I will once they post one.
I checked the account earlier and there's been no pics posted yet.

2RockMountain · 22-09-2016 7:17pm

From a FB page for a free event;

Lady 1: "Were is herbert park"
Organiser: "Herbert Park is in Dublin 4. If you click on 'Show Map' above you will see where it is

"
Lady 2: "Hi I already did tat don't understand maps Wat bus wound I get plz"

inforfun · 23-09-2016 8:06am

2RockMountain wrote: »

From a FB page for a free event;

Lady 1: "Were is herbert park"
Organiser: "Herbert Park is in Dublin 4. If you click on 'Show Map' above you will see where it is "
Lady 2: "Hi I already did tat don't understand maps Wat bus wound I get plz"

And here i am thinking something very un-pc in Dutch to myself....

Jrop · 23-09-2016 8:37am

inforfum Dumme Frau ?

yellowlabrador · 23-09-2016 9:09am

Jrop wrote: »

inforfum Dumme Frau ?

Domme vrouw

or more likely

gek gek gek

inforfun · 23-09-2016 9:17am

Nope... it was related to the "bus" she should take.

Jrop · 23-09-2016 10:11am

Another one from donedeal. Gorjus boots for sale

PaddyWilliams · 23-09-2016 10:16am

Jrop wrote: »

Another one from donedeal. Gorjus boots for sale

Ah, that fab designer Gorjus. His stuff is gorge. Or as the ladies like to call him Gorjus Gorge.

Jrop · 23-09-2016 10:18am

Paddy Williams you have me in stitches

23-09-2016 12:46pm

coolhull wrote: »

''Jays dats terble. I'm not letin Briani out dat nite tricker treetin, byin her nutts n stuf meself'''

Shannon757 wrote: »

Quite a lot to take in there, but who in God's name calls their child Briani?

I bet it's Britney in a Dublin accent!

Bri-ah-ny instead of Bri-tah-ny

GAAman · 23-09-2016 4:18pm

Thank God all these people (Most of whom have never been in America let alone North Carolina) have marked themselves safe from the North Carolina protest.....

:rolleyes:

MonkstownHoop · 23-09-2016 4:33pm

Oh dear God.........

Im challenging you!!!! Upload 3 pictures of yourself, ONLY YOU!!! Then challenge 30 or more (if you can) more gorgeous women to do the same !!! Build yourself up instead of tearing yourself down !!! Lets share the beautyðŸ’ž
I tagged you because your beautifulðŸ˜Š
I challenge everyone who is tagged in this post to do the same.
ðŸ˜‹ My nominations are tagged in the post ❤️

Potential Underachiever · 23-09-2016 4:43pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Oh dear God.........

Im challenging you!!!! Upload 3 pictures of yourself, ONLY YOU!!! Then challenge 30 or more (if you can) more gorgeous women to do the same !!! Build yourself up instead of tearing yourself down !!! Lets share the beautyðŸ’ž
I tagged you because your beautifulðŸ˜Š
I challenge everyone who is tagged in this post to do the same.
ðŸ˜‹ My nominations are tagged in the post ❤️

Stunnin hun xoxox

RhubarbCrumble · 23-09-2016 5:30pm

Girl on my fb page tags her sister in a post wondering: "hun wat are we getin mam her birtdays turdsday luv'

Slightly unfortunately day to have a birthday I thought . . . . .

Lucyfur · 23-09-2016 6:18pm

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Stunnin hun xoxox

Sez you tho xoxoxo

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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