Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

pc7

Her poor innocent husband......................

Sapphire

via4 wrote: »

These two women are in their forties they both have kids and even grandkids.

https://pics.onsizzle.com/waste-of-space-judedoesodd-13h-please-help-my-gran-and-2664504.png

HS3

Scruffmong is flippin brilliant! !! :pac:

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

"he dosnt want to see your saggy t*ts or your wobbly ar*e or your hairy cake so keep your scummy body to yourself right

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

"he dosnt want to see your saggy t*ts or your wobbly ar*e or your hairy cake so keep your scummy body to yourself right

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

coolhull

coolhull wrote: »

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

Fr Hairy Cake lynam

kunst nugget

coolhull wrote: »

I know what saggy t*t and a saggy ar*se look like, and that's a matter of opinion, but is a 'hairy cake' what I think it is? And how would the original poster know whether someone's 'cake' needs trimming or not?

Kind of gives muffin top a whole new meaning…

Olishi4

fussyonion wrote: »

"I never put up statuses about my relationship but To the abslute scruffmong who posted a picture of herself to my husband what the fk were u tinkin? he dosnt want to see your saggy t*ts or your wobbly ar*e or your hairy cake so keep your scummy body to yourself right or the next time I see u you will be eating hospital food cos i'll break every bone in your body. #saggy #getsomeselfrespect."

Comments:

"ARE U SERIOUS HUN? IS THAT (name withheld)? SHE'S A DIRTBIRD. SHE TRIED SADUCING (name withheld) A FEW MONTHS AGO IN (bar name) TIL I GAVE HER A DIG"

"Oh my god darlin thats shockin. gimmie her number and me and (name withheld) will sort her out."

This post reminds me of Denise Royle freaking out at Dave over the never seen infamous Beverley Macca from down The Feathers

Sittingpretty

I will be laughing at "scruffmong" until, at LEAST, Wednesday.

Fussy onion, NEVER leave this thread

Widdershins

Widdershins wrote: »

DIRTBIRD. I like that

Are ya a ladyburd or a duuuuurtburd?

Lady Haywire

I have found the source and they are self aware!

http://i.imgur.com/3LBFvYt.png?2

Riesen_Meal

Lady Haywire wrote: »

I have found the source and they are self aware!

http://i.imgur.com/3LBFvYt.png?2

Memmeh and Granneh

What did I just read?

TitianGerm

Fieldog wrote: »

Memmeh and Granneh

What did I just read?

Must be mammy and granny

Lady Haywire

Fieldog wrote: »

Memmeh and Granneh

What did I just read?

It's a satirical Facebook group about how we all know of a typical Irish girl called Aishling who moved up from the country to the Big Schmoke. She goes home on weekends and has a steady boyfriend who loves GAA.

Riesen_Meal

emmetkenny wrote: »

Must be mammy and granny

I got that alright, sounds like 2 members of the travelling community talking, lol

Love to memmeh kiss the babeh

brandnewaward

Deleted User wrote: »

What is 'saducing' anyway? Damsel in distress flutters the eyelashes and yer man comes running to the rescue? or is it a dumbass that isnt smart enough to spell seduce? im guessing the latter.

Hairy cake ...... just as i'm eating cake

Jrop

Hairy Cake is the best name for a lady's privates I've ever heard

implausible

Jrop wrote:

Hairy Cake is the best name for a lady's privates I've ever heard

Agreed. It's no 'scruffmong' though!

kitten_k

Can't stand girls who do that bugs the life out of me I swear ����������������
Cant buy formula, put the beer back. Cant buy nappies, put the cigarettes back. Cant afford new shoes or clothes for your kids, stop getting your hair done. You out there looking good while your poor kids are looking thrown away. When you decide to be a parent its OK to have fun, your not expected to be miserable but your kids should come first in every way. COPY AND PASTE IF YOUR A PARENT AND YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR PRIORITY !! ������������

Jrop

The FB posts that drive me insane are the photos of very ill babies/children don't scroll past without typing Amen.
How is that going to help ?

Maximus Alexander

Amen

Guy:Incognito

Jrop wrote: »

The FB posts that drive me insane are the photos of very ill babies/children don't scroll past without typing Amen.
How is that going to help ?

God is playing x factor. he only helps the kids that get the most votes.

Jrop

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

God is playing x factor. he only helps the kids that get the most votes.

ROFTL

Potential Underachiever

Eamonn.

PaddyWilliams

Telpus.

kunst nugget

Can we have an embargo on 'telpis' and 'angles' posts. They're really not funny anymore… Although I'm acutely aware that I'm going obtuse, etc., etc...

rawn

kunst nugget wrote:

Can we have an embargo on 'telpis' and 'angles' posts. They're really not funny anymore… Although I'm acutely aware that I'm going obtuse, etc., etc...

Lyk if u crii evritym

Loughc

kunst nugget wrote: »

Can we have an embargo on 'telpis' and 'angles' posts. They're really not funny anymore… Although I'm acutely aware that I'm going obtuse, etc., etc...

You ok Hun? X

kunst nugget

Loughc wrote: »

You ok Hun? X

Yippee, you found the reply even less funny than 'Telpis!'

Loughc

kunst nugget wrote: »

Yippee, you found the reply even less funny than 'Telpis!'

feck the haterz hunz