Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

A_Sober_Paddy · 07-10-2016 10:21am

Scrolling through facebook and came across this gem

Can ye all say a prayer I get Coldplay Tickets in the morning!!! Amen 🙈

coolhull · 07-10-2016 12:40pm

^^
Yeah sure there's nothing else in this country that needs praying about. Might as well pray that s/he gets those Coldplay tickets. That way we can all join in her pleasure
Amen, Amen, Eamon......

via4 · 08-10-2016 7:00pm

So proud of my Chantelle not letting a 14 yr old try and bully her and Chantelle only gone 11 the young one messed with the wrong girl my baby riped her round the place. I always drill it into my kids not to let anyone try to bully them no matter how big they are #proudmama &#55357;&#56394;&#55357;&#56394;&#55357;&#56467;&#55357;&#56467;&#55357;&#56467;&#55357;&#56841;

Lisha · 08-10-2016 7:09pm

via4 wrote: »

So proud of my Chantelle not letting a 14 yr old try and bully her and Chantelle only gone 11 the young one messed with the wrong girl my baby riped her round the place. I always drill it into my kids not to let anyone try to bully them no matter how big they are #proudmama ��

08-10-2016 7:18pm

via4 wrote: »

So proud of my Chantelle not letting a 14 yr old try and bully her and Chantelle only gone 11 the young one messed with the wrong girl my baby riped her round the place. I always drill it into my kids not to let anyone try to bully them no matter how big they are #proudmama ��

How did she 'ripe' her i wonder? Did she maybe just roll her between her hands to soften her

yerwanthere123 · 09-10-2016 4:17pm

Bye bye, I deleted some so called friends over time, due to their way of doing things. Now I'm watching the one who will have the time to read this post until the end. This is a little test, just to see who reads and who shares without reading! If you have read everything, select "like" and then copy and paste this text on your profile, so i can put a thank u on ur profile,😘I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste. October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month!

:rolleyes:

Samaris · 09-10-2016 4:53pm

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

:rolleyes:

My urge for any of those posts is to say something along the lines of "oh, didn't do it, bye then!" and see if they remove me or not :P

tupenny · 09-10-2016 10:07pm

Ugh. This sh1te

Everyone says: " if you need anything, don't hesitate, I'll be there for you "... so I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, I wish " my friends " put this on your wall. You just have to copy (not share)!!! I want to know who I can count on... and I'm sure it will be less than 25. Write "done" in comments when you do!

martyos121 · 10-10-2016 12:22am

Never had the chance to post in this thread before, but I couldn't let this go unnoticed:

Dose anyone kno if the killer clowns are rel or is some1 joking

And judging by the comments, they were deadly serious about this. :pac:

rawn · 10-10-2016 11:36am

UPDATE, ON THE CLOWNS
Police are saying to stay inside at night and to keep your doors and windows locked. Everyone is to stay away from the woods and train tracks, especially train tracks by the wooded areas! If you see a clown you are to call 000 and 911 right away! Clowns have gotten out of hand! They are now breaking into people's homes kidnapping children and hurting them in many ways! They will chase you or just stare at you to creep you out, not only that but police are saying "THIS IS NOT A JOKE THEY ARE DANGEROUS!! Two clowns have already been arrested. Some individuals says that this feels like a horror movie and we're all in it. This is like a nightmare! Why out of everything out there, CLOWNS!? repost

Followed by

"Horrible sad pathetic bastards.. Too much time on there hands...stupid ***** need to get a life... Just Be careful peeps... Please share... Better safe Dan sorry I suppose... Night Nd godbless all... I won't be loosing sleep over thicks dressing up, scaring Nd upsetting people... All I'll say is karma's a bitch and they'll get what's deserved eventually xxx"

Omackeral · 10-10-2016 1:19pm

''Mmmmm nice bowel of stu for lunch''

2RockMountain · 10-10-2016 4:54pm

Omackeral wrote: »

''Mmmmm nice bowel of stu for lunch''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQZiElLp-E

Potential Underachiever · 10-10-2016 4:56pm

Stu short for stupid, right?

Pherekydes · 10-10-2016 5:10pm

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Stu short for stupid, right?

Stuart, I think. He's been missing since February. They ate his bowels. :eek:

XxMCRxBabyxX · 10-10-2016 7:08pm

You may remember me talking about the American living her #lifeofawife. Well this came up on my timeline today. Her "#warrior" (i.e. husband) posted this on her wall:

Thank you for my delicious salad today!!! I love when you put tuna and peppercorn ranch dressing on it.

Thank you for being so kind and faithful to make a salad every day for me so I could enjoy it during lunch. You are a true blessing and I don't take any of it for granted.

Thank you my darling! I love you!

He's taking about fcuking salad!

Joeseph Balls · 10-10-2016 7:36pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

You may remember me talking about the American living her #lifeofawife. Well this came up on my timeline today. Her "#warrior" (i.e. husband) posted this on her wall:

He's taking about fcuking salad!

My wife hasn't made me salad in ages

2RockMountain · 10-10-2016 7:44pm

Joeseph Balls wrote: »

My wife hasn't made me salad in ages

THis is a euphemism, right?

HS3 · 10-10-2016 9:11pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

You may remember me talking about the American living her #lifeofawife. Well this came up on my timeline today. Her "#warrior" (i.e. husband) posted this on her wall:

Thank you for my delicious salad today!!! I love when you put tuna and peppercorn ranch dressing on it.

Thank you for being so kind and faithful to make a salad every day for me so I could enjoy it during lunch. You are a true blessing and I don't take any of it for granted.

Thank you my darling! I love you!

He's taking about fcuking salad!

they're making me think of that couple in father ted.

PARlance · 10-10-2016 9:17pm

Such and such @ National Maternity Hospital

I'm a Dad. <Name> is a Mum. This is Cloud. We are so, so happy.
Followed by a picture of Cloud

Replies:
Congrats Guys, is Cloud a boy or a girl?

XxMCRxBabyxX · 10-10-2016 9:19pm

HS3 wrote: »

they're making me think of that couple in father ted.

Well she did post yesterday that they were "battling conflict" but then they prayed and everything was all better.

She also responded to his post today:

Awww! Darling. You melt me. I love being on the same team and support you in being successful at "our" job! You work so hard to provide for us and I'm honored to be your wife. I love doing life with you!

clairewithani · 10-10-2016 9:21pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Well she did post yesterday that they were "battling conflict" but then they prayed and everything was all better.

She also responded to his post today:

Has anyone else the taste of sick in their mouths?

BonnieSituation · 10-10-2016 9:24pm

clairewithani wrote: »

Has anyone else the taste of sick in their mouths?

Reads like grade-A passive aggression to me.

Big Nasty · 10-10-2016 9:26pm

PARlance wrote: »

Such and such @ National Maternity Hospital

I'm a Dad. <Name> is a Mum. This is Cloud. We are so, so happy.
Followed by a picture of Cloud

Replies:
Congrats Guys, is Cloud a boy or a girl?

Sounds ridiculous, that said 'Storm' is a nice name for a girl IMO.

Big Nasty · 10-10-2016 10:34pm

'Does anybody know how much an iPhone 6 would go for now a days? My Google is down so I can't check myself ðŸ˜ soz'

Eh, Wut?

Testament1 · 10-10-2016 10:43pm

PARlance wrote: »

Such and such @ National Maternity Hospital

I'm a Dad. <Name> is a Mum. This is Cloud. We are so, so happy.
Followed by a picture of Cloud

Replies:
Congrats Guys, is Cloud a boy or a girl?

Big fans of Final Fantasy 7 eh??

mansize · 10-10-2016 10:49pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

You may remember me talking about the American living her #lifeofawife. Well this came up on my timeline today. Her "#warrior" (i.e. husband) posted this on her wall:

He's taking about fcuking salad!

You don't make friends with salad!

ED E · 11-10-2016 12:19am

PARlance wrote: »

Such and such @ National Maternity Hospital

I'm a Dad. <Name> is a Mum. This is Cloud. We are so, so happy.
Followed by a picture of Cloud

Replies:
Congrats Guys, is Cloud a boy or a girl?

I have two mutuals with said new father, nearly choked on my coffee when I read it earlier today.

thesandeman · 11-10-2016 1:29am

Chris Martin wrote: »

I:

First time ever I haven't read a FB post. That is feckin looooonng.

thesandeman · 11-10-2016 1:59am

2RockMountain wrote: »

THis is a euphemism, right?

Or best Typo ever :-D

inforfun · 11-10-2016 8:17am

clairewithani wrote: »

Has anyone else the taste of sick in their mouths?

That and the urge to go to elverys, buy a baseball bat and smash something to pieces.

Please anyone, tell me it is a parody account by (tossed) salad couple

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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