Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

kunst nugget

coolhull wrote: »

"Annywon no if dats a hair piece dat Trump is warin"

A hair- piece? God, no! That's the very same head of hair he was born with 70 years ago....

You think he'd be able to afford a decent one…

Dolbert

My labrador was born in 2008 it's now 2016 the way I'm adding it up hes ten now in dogs years??

I don't even...

inforfun

Dolbert wrote: »

I don't even...

Please reply to them it is actually 4024 dog years. The world needs to see a brithday cake for that dog with 4024 candles on it

robarmstrong

"I'm not even messing ryt I don't watch the news or pay attention to stuff I have no idea about .. I only found out today who the **** Donald trunk and hilerly Clinton was and why theyre fightin feels like Obama only started I honestly dunno y he is quitting them presidents last as long as me ex"

in the comments when someone starts laughing at her mispronouncing Trump's name -

"donnell trunk then whatever his name is"

When queried about our own president after someone explains to her that American Presidents have to leave office after a maximum of 8 years -

"dats mad how come Mary McAleese is still goin???"

Can't comprehend the sheer stupidity.

ligerdub

Unfortunately that sort of exchange is something I used to see all the time when I was a facebooker.

buckwheat

ligerdub wrote: »

Unfortunately that sort of exchange is something I used to see all the time when I was a facebooker.

Did you delete your account then? Amazing stuff. Tell us more about that

ligerdub

buckwheat wrote: »

Did you delete your account then? Amazing stuff. Tell us more about that

Ha! Fair nuff.

Big Nasty

ligerdub wrote: »

Unfortunately that sort of exchange is something I used to see all the time when I was a facebooker.

Betty you're a vegan too, right?

ligerdub

Big Nasty wrote: »

Betty you're a vegan too, right?

Yeah alright mate, I've already been slapped into sense.

Ooooh Betty!

coolhull

"All dis talk bout donald trump . Bullsh1t. Shur hes onley a man like de reste of us, like wot have he got dat I havnt got?"

Well, let me see..... Apart from the fact that he is now the leader of the 'free world', managed to gain the support of tens of millions of people, is a multi-billionaire, has his own plane, yacht, hotels and golf courses, and married three former glamour models....
Oh, and a reasonable command of the English language and spelling .
Yeah you're right. Apart from those tiny little details, sure there's no difference between ye at all.

mackeire

Why do people feel the need to 'check in' on Facebook when they go to the hospital?

It must be purely looking for attention.

Potential Underachiever

mackeire wrote: »

Why do people feel the need to 'check in' on Facebook when they go to the hospital?

It must be purely looking for attention.

Without any shadow of a doubt!

Jijsaw

"Anyone know how to get from Dublin to Ballintore in Kildare ?"


Oh jeez, no I don't

Jijsaw

"Anyone know how to get from Dublin to Ballintore in Kildare ?"


Oh jeez, no I don't :rolleyes:

El Weirdo

robarmstrong wrote: »

"I'm not even messing ryt I don't watch the news or pay attention to stuff I have no idea about .. I only found out today who the **** Donald trunk and hilerly Clinton was and why theyre fightin feels like Obama only started I honestly dunno y he is quitting them presidents last as long as me ex"

in the comments when someone starts laughing at her mispronouncing Trump's name -

"donnell trunk then whatever his name is"

When queried about our own president after someone explains to her that American Presidents have to leave office after a maximum of 8 years -

"dats mad how come Mary McAleese is still goin???"

Can't comprehend the sheer stupidity.

If this person is over 18, he or she is entitled to vote.

Just think about that.

Olishi4

mackeire wrote: »

Why do people feel the need to 'check in' on Facebook when they go to the hospital?

It must be purely looking for attention.

And they don't give any idea of what is wrong or if it's serious and are still ambiguous when all the comments follow from their friends??? They then act as if its a private issue and tell one of the friends to pm them like it's noones business even though they put it out there and make you feel nosy :-s

StripedBoxers

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I wld lv 2 b ah perfeshioele fotographere, ne1 no hw I wld go abt it?

Ted_YNWA

No wonder I can never find them in the phonebook, I am looking up the wrong spelling

LynnGrace

robarmstrong wrote: »

"I'm not even messing ryt I don't watch the news or pay attention to stuff I have no idea about .. I only found out today who the **** Donald trunk and hilerly Clinton was and why theyre fightin feels like Obama only started I honestly dunno y he is quitting them presidents last as long as me ex"

in the comments when someone starts laughing at her mispronouncing Trump's name -

"donnell trunk then whatever his name is"

When queried about our own president after someone explains to her that American Presidents have to leave office after a maximum of 8 years -

"dats mad how come Mary McAleese is still goin???"

Can't comprehend the sheer stupidity.

I love this thread.

The level of stupidity displayed by that Facebook post though is a bit depressing.

Gunslinger92

StripedBoxers wrote: »

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Ah no this can't be real... it's surely a pisstake

MonkstownHoop

'AMERICA,YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!!
God help planet earth!!'

This from a person not even registered to vote in their own country.

anewme

Apart from the depressing empty vessels with their silly Donal trumpk comments I loved reading the story of Walnut's last walk and the dog owners from all over the world sending their love even if I did have to buy a new box of tissues..

StripedBoxers

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Ah no this can't be real... it's surely a pisstake

Unfortunately it is real.

Some of the statuses this person posts would baffle you as to how on earth they have made it through life with spelling like that.

infogiver

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Without any shadow of a doubt!

Actually I'd be the first to agree but a friend of mine is in the 2nd year of biopsy/test results/ treatment nightmare and every time she goes to hospital she checks in and finds the well wishers very comforting
It wouldn't be me but I suppose it's harming no one

Widdershins

Jijsaw wrote: »

"Anyone know how to get from Dublin to Ballintore in Kildare ?"


Oh jeez, no I don't :rolleyes:

Teleportation.

Potential Underachiever

infogiver wrote: »

Actually I'd be the first to agree but a friend of mine is in the 2nd year of biopsy/test results/ treatment nightmare and every time she goes to hospital she checks in and finds the well wishers very comforting
It wouldn't be me but I suppose it's harming no one

Ah yea, that's fair enough of course, just in general it'd be rare enough that it's not attention seeking.

LittleMuppet

Don't care what anyone says ye!! Conor mcgregor has the potential to rip his apoinent apart!! .. let's have it lads!! Team mcgregor all they way win or loss he is the king of MMA!! **** the haters!! #gingersforlife!! Sexy'st ginger alive!! Apart from me obviously

This is one of many... apoinent took me a while!

LittleMuppet

Don't care what anyone says ye!! Conor mcgregor has the potential to rip his apoinent apart!! .. let's have it lads!! Team mcgregor all they way win or loss he is the king of MMA!! **** the haters!! #gingersforlife!! Sexy'st ginger alive!! Apart from me obviously

This is one of many... apoinent took me a while!

coolhull

I saw one recently....

"Checking in at me ma's house"

Yeah, I was really curious as to your whereabouts.

rawn

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