Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Lucyfur

"I know my ring won't be huge but let's see what happens. I am starting a friendship ring. If you are my friend, press 'Like', comment "Hey" and copy this to your status. I'll be Watching!"


A not huge ring. The best basis for friendship

Infernum

Minion memes. Need I say anymore?

MonkstownHoop

Infernum wrote: »

Minion memes. Need I say anymore?

You need not, the passive aggressive ones are particularly head wrecking.

Infernum

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

You need not, the passive aggressive ones are particularly head wrecking.

It makes you wonder how such innocent characters from a children's animated movie could become a symbol of a middle-aged woman's passive aggressiveness.

Rmgblue

Someone whose getting married 12/19 commenting to their fiancés page...
gosh, just finished our invite list, it was so hard but it's done now! Feeling excited

coolhull

"If you think cancer shouldn't exist, type Amen"

OK, typed that. What's the next step? You mean that's it? Jaysis, if I'd known that, I'd have typed it long ago.

kildare lad

A fella i know posts these stupid posts about american politics every now and then. I think they're hilarious. Talk about makin yourself look like a weirdo

Gettin on my tits now how Obama and Hillary are such bad losers, even if Russia did hack them (No prof whatsoever) what did they do apart from expose the corruption of the Clinton campaign, they didn't rig **** just showed the American people how there been ****ed over. For Obama to expel all the Russian diplomats from America if only till the 20th till trump gets in what a petty Islamic lovin ******. But got to love Putin response haha. All American diplomats children are welcome to join the New Years celebrations and we will revisit the US and Russia relationship on the 20th. Love it Obama you twat you ****ed up the world on your quest to turn the world Muslim (Obama is Muslim) you ****in **** splat.. Had to get that out.. Happy new year people..
PS. Hillary will be locked up soon after trump gets in, they can't charge her now cos Obama will give her a pardon so there waiting till he is out.. It's going to be an exciting first few weeks...


Only got about 5 min of Michelle Obama praising how grate the Obama administration was, and how much they done for the U.S.. (They ****ed it) in her final speech but not sure if she mentioned the 26 million she spent on holidays and cloths over 8 years and if she thanked the tax payer. How the **** do u spend 26 million of TAX PAYER money on that ****. 3.25 million a year for a hood rat to get stuck in and divide blacks and whites in America by telling them it's ok to be a hood rat cos everyone is just racist. I think Obama was never going to give up office, still 2 weeks he can declare martial law as president if a merge problem arises. We all know the U.S are masters whit false flags Been doing it since the start of gov. Is that why there after Russia so bad whit no evidence whatsoever. But why did the postpone the meeting whit trump and the intelligence. Maybe there evidence had holes so they need a few more days.. Could go on but if u read this far fare play lol.. This affects us in Ireland that's why I talk about it.

PopePalpatine

If he cleaned up his grammar you'd expect that to be straight out of a neo-Nazi circlejerk on 4chan.

kildare lad

PopePalpatine wrote: »

If he cleaned up his grammar you'd expect that to be straight out of a neo-Nazi circlejerk on 4chan.

Id say hes locked to be honest,when he puts that **** up!!

nikpmup

This day 5yesrs ago we had our gorgeous little baby boy and today he turn's big 5 happy birthday sweetheart mammy n daddy loves you lodes and we are so prode of you



"Lodes"

thesandeman

^
At least she can count.

via4

Check out the page mums advice I don't know if it's a piss take or not

PaddyWilliams

nikpmup wrote: »

This day 5yesrs ago we had our gorgeous little baby boy and today he turn's big 5 happy birthday sweetheart mammy n daddy loves you lodes and we are so prode of you



"Lodes"

I'm so "prode" you can spell "lodes".

sadie06

'I'm so sick of defendin meself. Im a fulltime mammy. Get it? Stop askin me if Im workin people. Im workin, just the same as u, probly harder.'

She has one child, aged 9, in school till 3 each day.

team_actimel

"__ ___ checked into ____ Bar with ___ and 4 others
Bride joins the stag party *crying laughing emoji*"

BattleCorp

team_actimel wrote: »

"__ ___ checked into ____ Bar with ___ and 4 others
Bride joins the stag party *crying laughing emoji*"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bride doesn't trust Groom so she joins the stag party to ensure that no shenanigans take place.

razorblunt

nikpmup wrote: »

This day 5yesrs ago we had our gorgeous little baby boy and today he turn's big 5 happy birthday sweetheart mammy n daddy loves you lodes and we are so prode of you



"Lodes"

yesrs
nosrs
3 bag fullsrs

Widdershins

''Sweden gifts new mothers with a box of baby goodies. When are we going to catch up with them?''

The child benefit for 5 kids not enough? And the privilege of being paid dole to stay home with them every day?

team_actimel

An FB friend (aged 29) checked in with a photo of a group of friends with the following caption and hashtags:
"Squad goals achieved! #BestFriends #MyFriendsAreBetterThanYours "

PaddyWilliams

team_actimel wrote: »

An FB friend (aged 29) checked in with a photo of a group of friends with the following caption and hashtags:
"Squad goals achieved! #BestFriends #MyFriendsAreBetterThanYours "

He forgot #I'madingleberry

MonkstownHoop

team_actimel wrote: »

An FB friend (aged 29) checked in with a photo of a group of friends with the following caption and hashtags:
"Squad goals achieved! #BestFriends #MyFriendsAreBetterThanYours "

I know a girl like that, head wrecker!

dee_mc

obama should stay on as president +tell donal #trump 2 "piss off ������ sorry if tat offends u i tell it like it is i dont care who u are ��

team_actimel

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

I know a girl like that, head wrecker!

The same girls are guilty of these hashtags: #onfleek #theboydidgood

maximoose

And don't forget plenty of these

FizzleSticks

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team_actimel

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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Those posts are even more head wrecking than the chain mail texts from years ago. People who post them always seem to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

coolhull

dee_mc wrote: »

obama should stay on as president +tell donal #trump 2 "piss off ������ sorry if tat offends u i tell it like it is i dont care who u are ��

Yes, it's so simple. I bet the Founding Fathers of the U.S are turning in their graves
" Why the hell didn't we think of that in the 1880s? "

StupidLikeAFox

Amendment X to the US constitution:

"Any incumbent president may henceforth nullify the result of both the popular vote and the electoral college by instructing the president-elect to urinate elsewhere"

also, according to the recent news thats breaking I would be wary of telling Trump to piss off

maximo31

Seen this on my FB feed from a Clonmel Facebay page. Maybe this is normal but it’s just something I had not come across before – House swap!
Can people just do this? : :eek:

Not selling house swap
Clonmel
🚫Putting up for a friend if interested please mail me for her phone number thank you 🚫
Looking for a council house swap from Kilsheelan to Clonmel. I have a 3 bedroom house with fitted kitchen fitted wardrobes back garden and front garden end house in a quiet estate would like something similar in clonmel.

pc7

team_actimel wrote: »

The same girls are guilty of these hashtags: #onfleek #theboydidgood

Ok I know I'm old but what does #onfleek stand for