Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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stinkle wrote: »

So if anyone asks why you ahve hearts in your wall, you don't answer?Great way to spread awareness!!!

Well it is for women only. I mean, why on earth would men have any interest in an illness that could affect their mothers, sisters, OHs, friends, or, on the rare occasion, themselves? They're better off in the dark.

PARlance

The White Feather wrote: »

Where do people come up with this rubbish

Think it's a core subject at the "School of hard knocks" from what I gather.

infogiver

PARlance wrote: »

Think it's a core subject at the "School of hard knocks" from what I gather.

It's actually a module in Fetac Level 4 Professional Full Time Mad Bastard.
You need a distinction to move up to Level 5 School of Hard Knocks

FizzleSticks

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StupidLikeAFox

FizzleSticks wrote: »

If you go on and get a Level 6 you can go and study at the University of Life.

Thesis title:

"Observations and environmental impacts of being a Full Time Mammy to two little angles"

kittensmittens

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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Do they do the course for "Full time Mad Ba$tards" there?

PaddyWilliams

The White Feather wrote: »

Where do people come up with this rubbish

Let's see who actually reads my status ... You and I end up in a police car handcuffed together. Using ONLY three words, what would you say to me? Note: If you comment, you must copy and paste this to your status so I can comment on yours as well. Be a good sport and play along.

3 words.. Ok "Fcuk off, idiot".

team_actimel

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Thesis title:

"Observations and environmental impacts of being a Full Time Mammy to two little angles"

Obtuse or acute? :P

MonkstownHoop

HEADS UP, EVERYONE!!!! Was just informed that in addition to Porno Videos, and photos, there is a new hack on Facebook. It appears comments coming from you includes dirty, hurtful phrases. You cannot see it, but your friends do. This situation can create many misunderstandings. I would like to say to all my contacts that if something shocking appears, it absolutely is NOT coming from me and I would be grateful if you let me know.
Thank you very much!
Copy and paste. Do NOT hit Share.

Glad I saw this in time!

kitten_k

OMFG!!!! I astound meself sometimes. I have just had the most amazing spaghetti bolognes made from scratch no jars of crap and I'm after falling in love with meself all over again. I ❤ ME!!! I ❤MY COOKING!!!!

StupidLikeAFox

team_actimel wrote: »

Obtuse or acute? :P

How dare you call my little angles obtuse, its just a little puppy fat #nofatshaming :mad:

team_actimel

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

How dare you call my little angles obtuse, its just a little puppy fat #nofatshaming :mad:

ah sori hun all ur angles r gorgoeus hardest job in d world wudnt change it 4 nethin

inforfun

kitten_k wrote: »

OMFG!!!! I astound meself sometimes. I have just had the most amazing spaghetti bolognes made from scratch no jars of crap and I'm after falling in love with meself all over again. I ❤ ME!!! I ❤MY COOKING!!!!

And I ❤ to smash her in the face with her own cast iron skillet pan.

team_actimel

kitten_k wrote: »

OMFG!!!! I astound meself sometimes. I have just had the most amazing spaghetti bolognes made from scratch no jars of crap and I'm after falling in love with meself all over again. I ❤ ME!!! I ❤MY COOKING!!!!

That's the most cringeworthy status I've read in a while. Please don't tell me she got loads of likes & comments to feed her ego (pun intended)

kitten_k

team_actimel wrote: »

That's the most cringeworthy status I've read in a while. Please don't tell me she got loads of likes & comments to feed her ego (pun intended)

13 likes and 1 comment from someone saying they made it also.

tea and coffee

It's bolognese ffs, a first year Home Ec student could do that. Was it a first year Home Ec student posting? (Please say it was, and restore my faith in human kind)

team_actimel

kitten_k wrote: »

13 likes and 1 comment from someone saying they made it also.

That's what Instagram is for - inane food posts.
You don't see as many now on Facebook, they've been replaced with memes and inspirational quotes posts.

kitten_k

tea and coffee wrote: »

It's bolognese ffs, a first year Home Ec student could do that. Was it a first year Home Ec student posting? (Please say it was, and restore my faith in human kind)

No a lady in her 30's

893bet

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

HEADS UP, EVERYONE!!!! Was just informed that in addition to Porno Videos, and photos, there is a new hack on Facebook. It appears comments coming from you includes dirty, hurtful phrases. You cannot see it, but your friends do. This situation can create many misunderstandings. I would like to say to all my contacts that if something shocking appears, it absolutely is NOT coming from me and I would be grateful if you let me know.
Thank you very much!
Copy and paste. Do NOT hit Share.

Glad I saw this in time!

Post on their page that they are an annoying ****. When they question you blame the "hack".

mackeire

I accept the challenge. I want a HELLO from all my friends on Facebook. A research shows that out of all my friends only 50 will respond. Let's see how many!! Copy and paste this on your wall 😘

She didn't get 1 HELLO

coolhull

mackeire wrote: »

I accept the challenge. I want a HELLO from all my friends on Facebook. A research shows that out of all my friends only 50 will respond. Let's see how many!! Copy and paste this on your wall 😘

She didn't get 1 HELLO

Facebook research shows that 97% of people won't respond. Not 96% ,not 98%, always has to be 97%..

endacl

nikpmup wrote: »

My mother fell for that one. Repost the heart to show awareness for breast cancer or some other such nonsense......

Hello, can you put a ❤ on your wall, without comment, only a heart, then send this message to your female contacts. After putting one ❤ on the wall of the person who sent you this message. If anyone asks why you have so many hearts on your wall do not answer. It is for women only to remember its the week of breast cancer prevention! ❤ Check your boobies!!
Hold your finger down on the message and hit forward......

Surely they should be posting a picture of a booby in that case? Or are they all inadvertently secretly raising awareness of heart disease?

eamonnq

endacl wrote: »

Surely they should be posting a picture of a booby in that case? Or are they all inadvertently secretly raising awareness of heart disease?

FB would probably remove any of them sort of pics!!

coolhull

nikpmup wrote: »

Hello, can you put a ❤ on your wall, without comment, only a heart, then send this message to your female contacts. After putting one ❤ on the wall of the person who sent you this message. If anyone asks why you have so many hearts on your wall do not answer. It is for women only to remember its the week of breast cancer prevention! ❤ Check your boobies!!
Hold your finger down on the message and hit forward......

I fail to see how putting a heart as a status would help in the fight against cancer. Who does that help? Surely it would be better to send a donation to Cancer Research.
It's surely just a way to make her friends think she spends every waking minute worrying about cancer victims.
But not worried enough to do anything practical about it.

Widdershins

Since I got no plans and I'm not going out on valentine's day due to circumstances beyond my pocket and I'm expecting my Mp. I pray for heavy ice rain dear lord with lightening and thunder that will remove all roofs of lodges and houses where sex will be taking place. Flood all the walkway and drive away .let them swim and have sex in the trees if they are really women and man.ok bye

WHIP IT!

Are we allowed include Instagram posts here or will I start a separate thread?? 😂

Girl I know had a short video on Insta this morning of her lovely daughter dressed in sunglasses, snapback etc singing like Eminem... together with the unfortunately-typo'd caption "RAPING THIS MORNING LOL"

mansize

Widdershins wrote: »

Since I got no plans and I'm not going out on valentine's day due to circumstances beyond my pocket and I'm expecting my Mp. I pray for heavy ice rain dear lord with lightening and thunder that will remove all roofs of lodges and houses where sex will be taking place. Flood all the walkway and drive away .let them swim and have sex in the trees if they are really women and man.ok bye

Dafuq!!!

team_actimel

mansize wrote: »

Dafuq!!!

Mansize, that's some amount of boards posts you've made since joining 14 months ago! You live up to your name

DEFTLEFTHAND

Widdershins wrote: »

Since I got no plans and I'm not going out on valentine's day due to circumstances beyond my pocket and I'm expecting my Mp. I pray for heavy ice rain dear lord with lightening and thunder that will remove all roofs of lodges and houses where sex will be taking place. Flood all the walkway and drive away .let them swim and have sex in the trees if they are really women and man.ok bye

Wow.

Funny and disturbing at the same time.:pac:

mackeire

team_actimel wrote: »

Mansize, that's some amount of boards posts you've made since joining 14 months ago! You live up to your name

Holt sh1t. I'd love to see what he posts on Facebook!