Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Widdershins

Idk what's up with some guys and these new trends. Some dudes be dressing like straight clowns. They either be dressing in tight skinny jeans and hella wild patterns or looking like old men with hella patterns and these grandpa hats. Lmao I can't. Don't try to talk to me if you don't look like a clean cut MAN in age appropriate attire. Super turn off. Y'all look goofy AF

pc7

Widdershins wrote: »

Idk what's up with some guys and these new trends. Some dudes be dressing like straight clowns. They either be dressing in tight skinny jeans and hella wild patterns or looking like old men with hella patterns and these grandpa hats. Lmao I can't. Don't try to talk to me if you don't look like a clean cut MAN in age appropriate attire. Super turn off. Y'all look goofy AF

Is this from an American person? Cause if they are Irish they're watching too much American tv.

GBX

Somebody just shared this as a memory - which has come up the past few years.

"You don't have a Valentine on Valentines Day? Some people don't have a mother on Mothers day or a father on Fathers day, so shut up"


There is so much wrong with this.

Widdershins

pc7 wrote: »

Is this from an American person? Cause if they are Irish they're watching too much American tv.

It is, thank God

via4

My husband spoils me I wasn't expecting anything then came home to this


A picture of sweets flowers and two packets of fags lol

team_actimel

Happy valitines day to all yous hope u all get wat u deserve xxxz

MonkstownHoop

Widdershins wrote: »

It is, thank God

It's a sad indictment of modern Ireland that the question has to be asked

BattleCorp

Widdershins wrote: »

Idk what's up with some guys and these new trends. Some dudes be dressing like straight clowns. They either be dressing in tight skinny jeans and hella wild patterns or looking like old men with hella patterns and these grandpa hats. Lmao I can't. Don't try to talk to me if you don't look like a clean cut MAN in age appropriate attire. Super turn off. Y'all look goofy AF

Somebody enlighten me. What the fcuk does "hella" mean?

kunst nugget

BattleCorp wrote: »

Somebody enlighten me. What the fcuk does "hella" mean?

It's slang for 'I'm a wigga'.

Stab*City

BattleCorp wrote: »

Somebody enlighten me. What the fcuk does "hella" mean?

lots

sligojoek

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

It's a sad indictment of modern Ireland that the question has to be asked

I can't remember the exact conversation from a few months back but one girl called the other ugly. She got the reply:

"Have a look in the "meeer" yourself."

Widdershins

BattleCorp wrote: »

Somebody enlighten me. What the fcuk does "hella" mean?

A hell of...

Marje

fullstop wrote: »

What's the latest one with women putting just a heart as a status?

Got private messages asking me to post a heart on my page and the reason they gave

Hi darling can you put a ❤ on your FB wall, without comment, only a heart, then send this message to your chick contacts. This is for women to remember its the week of breast cancer prevention! ❤ Check your boobies!!💗💗💗💗
Hold your finger down on the message and hit forward.

Your chick contacts!!

thesandeman

^
Easter is coming soon.

via4

hate attention seekers like proper dont fell sorry for no ****.. best mate dies taking tablets they all act as if they really care putting there "miss you posts on this" but now a few years on more than half of them are at it themselves "ah i only took 8" see next person comes near me out of there head, getting a dig clean in the eye wouldn't be annoyed with at carry on!! hate it!!! if i could pick my best mate to come back over every single one of yous ***** id do it in a shot�� one or two people in our friend group that acc wised up got themselves jobs etc and are acc doing good for themselves rest of yas are waste of space *****

razorblunt

via4 wrote: »

hate attention seekers like proper dont fell sorry for no ****.. best mate dies taking tablets they all act as if they really care putting there "miss you posts on this" but now a few years on more than half of them are at it themselves "ah i only took 8" see next person comes near me out of there head, getting a dig clean in the eye wouldn't be annoyed with at carry on!! hate it!!! if i could pick my best mate to come back over every single one of yous ***** id do it in a shot�� one or two people in our friend group that acc wised up got themselves jobs etc and are acc doing good for themselves rest of yas are waste of space *****

While it's a bit of a rant alright, the spelling is, for the most part, decent and the sentiment behind it can't be faulted.

WHIP IT!

via4 wrote: »

hate attention seekers like proper dont fell sorry for no ****.. best mate dies taking tablets they all act as if they really care putting there "miss you posts on this" but now a few years on more than half of them are at it themselves "ah i only took 8" see next person comes near me out of there head, getting a dig clean in the eye wouldn't be annoyed with at carry on!! hate it!!! if i could pick my best mate to come back over every single one of yous ***** id do it in a shot�� one or two people in our friend group that acc wised up got themselves jobs etc and are acc doing good for themselves rest of yas are waste of space *****

razorblunt wrote: »

While it's a bit of a rant alright, the spelling is, for the most part, decent and the sentiment behind it can't be faulted.

Disagree... he's clearly 'as bad' as the group of people his rant is initially aimed at... "attention seekers".

fussyonion

"swear to GOD some parents shuoldnt be mothers!!! got a letter from the school today about nits an (child's name withheld) is wriddled again wit them and its NOT MY CHILD!! MY child has an affro!!! how hard is it to coomb your f****** childs hair an put the cream on not hard is it!! f***** dirtbirds your kids are infectin mine im sick of it its hard work combin a affro and why should i be forkin out the cost of the stuff when MY CHILD is clean!! make sure your kids are f***** clean and have CLEAN HAIR and stop infecting mine! DIRTBIRDS!"

Comment: "Ah thats not fair callin kids dirtbirds hun. It happens in all kids. nits dont only go for dirty hair. its clean hair too."

OP: "Eh didnt call anykids dirtbirds didnt I? I said some people shuodlnt be parents but whatever! im sick of (child's name withheld) comin home with this every few months and before u say it shes not the one with the problem i know!!! its other peoples kids they wont treat the f***** problem but now the problem is with MY CHILD!"

Comment: "goin to throw up. Thats sick hun. i heard a girl saying she couldnt afford the lice treatment but I was thinking eh yeah but you can afford gel nails! like whats more important?!"

OP: "Stop hun its disgraceful im wore out with it. i should have shares in the nit company at this stage."

Shannon757

"The nit company"

thesandeman

Shannon757 wrote: »

"The nit company"

Coomb and Combin 😀

razorblunt

I like the way the first reply to her status was a nit picker.

mackeire

These niggas put bitches before they kids but soon as they in the back of a cop car they thinking about they kidsðŸ’ðŸ’ðŸ’💠TAKE THAT FAGG TO JAIL & SHOVE THE KEY UP HIS ASS

mackeire

Im about to make a 20 page card book for my boyfriend for valentines day as one of his gifts & whatever the card says I have to doðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ LET ME MAKE SURE ALL 20 CARDS SAY "HEAD"😂😂😂😂😜

fox_1973

A status reshared from 7 years ago

'see de recession enal....... y cant they just print more money??????????????'

Why in God's name would you share that again

thesandeman

^
I wonder when 'enal' morphed into 'anal'?

StupidLikeAFox

fox_1973 wrote: »

A status reshared from 7 years ago

'see de recession enal....... y cant they just print more money??????????????'

Why in God's name would you share that again

Eh - they solved the recession 7 years ago and nobody picked up on it, they are sharing it again now in the hope they get the recognition they deserve. Nobel prize on the way.

Big Nasty

'I don't want to upset anyone, but I would appreciate not being sent anymore chain messages through Messenger. No matter how well intended, I will not forward them since I have been told they can carry malware as attachments, resulting in rapid widespread infections, and they can be part of a Multi-Level-Marketing (MLM) scheme, and can spread phishing links.
Your understanding is appreciated. Thank You!
(Feel free to COPY & PASTE to your own Facebook Status)'

sligojoek

I've been taking a Facebook break. I've been gone for three and a half weeks. Needed it. I was going to stay away a bit longer, but I've changed my mobile number and wanted to make sure everything worked OK.
Only problem is I've got 52 notifications to clear now

PaddyWilliams

thesandeman wrote: »

^
I wonder when 'enal' morphed into 'anal'?

About the same time as shít went down.

fussyonion

"2 days of the joints joined the gym aswell lets do tis feelin fresh".