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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #6032
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ...And Justice wrote: »
    Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

    She could just use a rubber ffs...

    Is that what she means?
    I'd say so. It's not someone I know. A friend put it on their wall.


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    #6033
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    ...And Justice wrote: »
    Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

    She could just use a rubber ffs...

    Is that what she means?

    Ooooookay then.

    I'm reading it as she thinks she would be a heavenly mam or something and the baby would live in heaven being with her.

    But just got it really really wrong.


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    #6034
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    ...And Justice wrote: »
    Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

    She could just use a rubber ffs...

    Is that what she means?

    Does anyone in real life talk like this?


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    #6035
    dee_mc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,179 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Karma seeeeee dose bit u in the arse and its great to see it happen to thise who deserve it its always only tome before tjey get cought lol


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    #6036
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Karma seeeeee dose bit u in the arse and its great to see it happen to thise who deserve it its always only tome before tjey get cought lol

    That's a quote from Shakespeare, isn't it? Richard the Third, if I recall correctly.....


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    #6037
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Ray37 wrote: »
    ''[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]To all the unselfish mums out there

    Every time I open the thread on this page I read ''To all the useless mums'' again.

    It's selfless, ffs!


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    #6038
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    clairewithani wrote: »
    Does anyone in real life talk like this?

    Have you never heard the phrase "laying pipe"


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    #6039
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    zerks wrote: »
    Have you never heard the phrase "laying pipe"

    Heard it but not in normal conversation.


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    #6040
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users Posts: 73,454 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    zerks wrote: »
    Have you never heard the phrase "laying pipe"

    In this part of the country that means something completely different.


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    #6041
    Ted111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    clairewithani wrote: »
    Heard it but not in normal conversation.

    Plumbers conversation is normal too. At least to them.


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    #6042
    ...And Justice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    Ted111 wrote: »
    Plumbers conversation is normal too. At least to them.

    I'm not a plumber, but I can squirt bell grease or bell butter into the quivering mound of love pudding.

    It's very technical talk in engineering circles.


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    #6043
    mayobumblebee
    Registered Users Posts: 236 ✭✭mayobumblebee


    Lord I've deleted facebook off the phone now it's only on the computer great decision. At the minute my news feed is full of either people being beaten sometimes to death or animals being abused what the he'll is wrong with people and why does everyone now take a video or photo instead of ringing the cops. .???? Rant over


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    #6044
    Joeseph Balls
    Registered Users Posts: 3,710 ✭✭✭Joeseph Balls


    mayobumblebee wrote: »
    Lord I've deleted facebook off the phone now it's only on the computer great decision. At the minute my news feed is full of either people being beaten sometimes to death or animals being abused what the he'll is wrong with people and why does everyone now take a video or photo instead of ringing the cops. .???? Rant over

    Because a video is proof. Why they post it online is another story


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    #6045
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    mayobumblebee wrote: »
    Lord I've deleted facebook off the phone now it's only on the computer great decision. At the minute my news feed is full of either people being beaten sometimes to death or animals being abused what the he'll is wrong with people and why does everyone now take a video or photo instead of ringing the cops. .???? Rant over

    ''raising awareness''. Like nobody was aware those things happen.


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    #6046
    milehip
    Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    clairewithani wrote: »
    Does anyone in real life talk like this?

    'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.


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    #6047
    mayobumblebee
    Registered Users Posts: 236 ✭✭mayobumblebee


    Widdershins wrote: »
    ''raising awareness''. Like nobody was aware those things happen.

    Ya usually prefaced by a shockin altogether. Ya did ya do anything about it bar take a video or share it . Nope


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    #6048
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    milehip wrote: »
    'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.
    Wavin pipe made me laugh a bit. Lil ho's comment was disturbing. She could've had a scare after contraceptive failure, but still.

    Facebook status in my newsfeed, from the lady with the thrush:

    mess with my friends and you mess with me, you coward fanny waddle **** brain loser.
    Followed by comments:
    OP: may your poop go hard and come out sideways.
    OP's friend: Kinky!


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    #6049
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Some homeless guy came up to me in town today and said "sorry i'm homeless will you buy me a cup of tea and a sandwich" and i said no mate i left my phone at home i wouldn't be able to record it"


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    #6050
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    rawn wrote: »
    "Some homeless guy came up to me in town today and said "sorry i'm homeless will you buy me a cup of tea and a sandwich" and i said no mate i left my phone at home i wouldn't be able to record it"

    That's a good one!


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    #6051
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Trying to get ****** up for school is the worst job I've ever had. He hates school, I said wait till you leave & have to go to work every day you will wish you was back there....his reply: no I'm gunna be a drug dealer then I can stay in bed all day!!!! He's quality that boy!!


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    #6052
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Yeah... i read that as trying to get fu(ked up for school


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    #6053
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    inforfun wrote: »
    Yeah... i read that as trying to get fu(ked up for school

    Well, you could argue the point.


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    #6054
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    ...And Justice wrote: »
    Yeah this bitch is definitely a gee bag, so in other words, "I'll be taking wavin pipe, there'll be baby gravy splashing around the place and I won't be protected...but I'll kill it afterwards".

    She could just use a rubber ffs...
    milehip wrote: »
    'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.

    Fúcking hell, she only made an off-colour joke, she hadn't actually done anything…


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    #6055
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Someone put up a post thanking everyone for wishing her a happy birthday and added 16 selfies, all taken one after the other, with it. WTF!. She wasn't even out celebrating or anything, she's sitting on the couch in a sweatshirt. :confused:


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    #6056
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    milehip wrote: »
    'Wavin pipe' gets called out but 'lil ho' with the bangs stating she favours abortion over contraception doesn't raise an eyebrow.

    Wavin pipe, baby gravy. Trying too hard.


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    #6057
    milehip
    Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Fúcking hell, she only made an off-colour joke, she hadn't actually done anything…

    Sorry,didn't realise the baby daddy was on here.


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    #6058
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    milehip wrote: »
    Sorry,didn't realise the baby daddy was on here.

    :D


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    #6059
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    ''going to fill my holes tomorrow, got the stuff.



    where the stair rail used to go for all you dirty minded ones) I am clearly not cut out for this job, I had to use my fingers to get it in deep enough''


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    #6060
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Widdershins wrote: »
    ''going to fill my holes tomorrow, got the stuff.



    where the stair rail used to go for all you dirty minded ones) I am clearly not cut out for this job, I had to use my fingers to get it in deep enough''

    Class always shows through, doesn't it?


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    #6061
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    coolhull wrote: »
    Class always shows through, doesn't it?

    You can't buy it. You either have it, or you don't.

    Since I found it unbearably funny, I clearly don't!


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