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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #6362
    ...And Justice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    WHIP IT! wrote: »
    Yeah... like, what kinda eejit starts smoking in 2013??

    Plenty, I'm actually shocked by the amount of young teens and folks in their 20's that smoke. When I was a teenager you could smoke on a bus or in a supermarket, that's how old I am. You can't smoke anywhere these days, why bother?


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    #6363
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Not an actual post but I have a relative in a nursing home who has a number of grandchildren. My cousins tell me that 4 people call to her every week and make sure somebody sees her every day. Others call more sporadically depending on circumstances.But one granddaughter goes once every month or six weeks, stays 5-10 minutes but takes a selfie in that time and puts it on Facebook. "Me and Gran havin the chats" The amount of comments beneath these posts telling her what a great grand-daughter she is would make you want to throw up.:(


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    #6364
    Widdershins
    Registered Users Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    The vom starts rising when you get to the domestic bliss part. As for the laughter lines part…Christ on a bike. Is that 'friend' like in Inbetweeners.


    And remember, those aren't stretch marks, they're her Tiger Stripes.


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    #6365
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    nite people time te hit de pilla up early in de mornin got **** te do


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    #6366
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    listen here u ye **** stabber have u nuthin better to be doin withurself like shinnin dat baldy nugget rather dan TRYIN to give me srick on dis caucse u no i jus wipe de floor with ye mutha ****a haha


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    #6367
    Lady is a tramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Lady is a tramp


    "X marked herself as safe during The Attack in London, United Kingdom."

    Errrr, you've lived in Cork all your life and I'm pretty sure you've never even visited London.

    Glad to hear you're safe and all, but I don't think anyone had actually been worrying about you ...


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    #6368
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Whats this marking as "safe" crap, is it an actual button on fb now ?


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    #6369
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Got this sent to me on whatsapp today... ffs!!

    There is a 'whatsapp group called 'Interschools, if invited, don't join the group, it belongs to Daesh(ISIS). If you join the group you will not be able to exit from it, be vigilant, please inform others, send it to your relatives and children on whatsapp so that they will also be careful. Forwarded as received


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    #6370
    ...And Justice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Whats this marking as "safe" crap, is it an actual button on fb now ?

    It's liberal lefty safe space bullshít


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    #6371
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    ...And Justice wrote:
    It's liberal lefty safe space bullshít


    It's actually a very handy feature that allows people to inform many people at once that they are safe during attacks and natural disasters. The fact that it is being misused by some does not detract from its usefulness.


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    #6372
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users Posts: 73,454 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Surely if they just posted anything about anything, people would know they were still alive and well.


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    #6373
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    rawn wrote: »
    It's actually a very handy feature that allows people to inform many people at once that they are safe during attacks and natural disasters. The fact that it is being misused by some does not detract from its usefulness.

    Yes but "liberal lefty safe space bull****" is a term that can be used to describe literally anything one doesn't like, doesn't have to have any actual connection to what's being described. It's a very useful term, second only to PC brigade.

    And yeah it can be a handy feature, saves people making forty phone calls like.


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    #6374
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    colm_mcm wrote:
    Surely if they just posted anything about anything, people would know they were still alive and well.

    True but when you click on the page of the disaster, it shows you the friends on your list that have their location set to London and whether they've checked in or not. It's a handy tool, shame it's being misused but shur :)


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    #6375
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I kind of agree with him.
    Candles for London. Candles for Manchester. Candles for fathers day.
    Now I'm expected to share candles for spottie little f*ckers doing the inter cert.


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    #6376
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    sligojoek wrote: »
    I kind of agree with him.

    "Inter cert" am guessing the poster is 40+


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    #6377
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    "Inter cert" am guessing the poster is 40+
    50+


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    #6378
    Thoie
    Registered Users Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    "Inter cert" am guessing the poster is 40+
    sligojoek wrote: »
    50+

    The last people to sit the inter cert would be 40-42 now.


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    #6379
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Thoie wrote: »
    The last people to sit the inter cert would be 40-42 now.

    Yip, I was the last year to sit it in 1991, am 41


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    #6380
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


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    #6381
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Exam candle.
    Pass it on.
    BLESSINGS.

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    #6382
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Neil Issagum wrote: »
    You've got to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition!

    If you can think of a better way to get ice I'd like to hear it

    :D:D God I miss that show !!


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    #6383
    kitten_k
    Registered Users Posts: 6,046 ✭✭✭kitten_k


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    #6384
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 10,424 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    "xxx is off tomaz fr Poland Day wtf nvr heard of it"

    Followed by a load of people complaining about how bad the UK has become when the Polish living there can get Poland Day off but the British don't get St George's Day off.

    Eventually a poster with brains appears:

    "Are you sure she didn't say polling day hun?".


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    #6385
    mackeire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx


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    #6386
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    mackeire wrote: »
    I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx

    I think we need to send that one to Bletchley park.


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    #6387
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    mackeire wrote: »
    I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx

    What in the shiny fook does that mean?


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    #6388
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    thesandeman wrote: »
    "xxx is off tomaz fr Poland Day wtf nvr heard of it"

    Followed by a load of people complaining about how bad the UK has become when the Polish living there can get Poland Day off but the British don't get St George's Day off.

    Eventually a poster with brains appears:

    "Are you sure she didn't say polling day hun?".
    Pretty sure I've seen this one before.


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    #6389
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    mackeire wrote: »
    I love e Lizzy CA. Wait to move I. With hare love hare xxx

    ok have put that through my Enigma machine and

    Either it is from "guess how much I love you?"

    Or

    I love lizzy, can't wait to move in with her, love her


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    #6390
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    ok have put that through my Enigma machine and

    Either it is from "guess how much I love you?"

    Or

    I love lizzy, can't wait to move in with her, love her

    That is ninja translating skills.


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    #6391
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    That is ninja translating skills.

    I do a cryptic crossword every day- helps train the mind to decipher mumbo jumbo


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