Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

coffee_cake

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

The echo has a story about some mother that's campaigning for McDonald's to make gluten free food.

They technically do if you order the grilled chicken salad
I suppose that's too healthy though!
I'm coeliac and i wouldn't expect them to. It's not like producing a new range of something, there's a serious amount of x-contamination considerations

Lady is a tramp

This is my last status to smelly nelly wit da big belly n Kerry da rug licker as yer startin to bored me now. How da **** can ye afford to call whores when ye've all gt half brothers n sisters so what's dat sayin about yer mothers hahaha n anuder thing nelly yur turnin around on facebook sayin I've blocked yur other page yu sad bitch yur da one who blocked me yu fat swell bastard n if anyone's da mock Joyce's it's yu n da carpet muncher Kerry yer dat ashamed of yer fathers names yu had to take yer mother's hahaha what does dat say!! N yu Kerry yu dat looks asif yur carryin about 10children at once yur sayin im a rat for da shades i beg yu tell me one person I've ever squeeled on in my life ?????? I think yu have me mixed up wit my family as i might be related to dem bt i don't go on like dem bt as dey say yu can choose yur friends bt yu can't choose yur family n anuder thing kerry yur da biggest squeeler in da country, didn't yu get a certin chap arrested last week make a liar of me I beg yu n Kerry tell yur scabby mother don't be textin me nomore da one dats off to da old people's home in a few years time! She gt told what she was n what she wasn't anyway (Scabby ellen a grand name to have) hahaha n nt forgettin nelly here's da number for safestyle uk 0800 106 107 dey even cover da wythenshawe area I heard on da news dat Manchester is gettin very strong winds in da next couple of weeks so atleast yu've gt a number der to replace yur windows just incase yur windows blows in on top of ye lol. N by da way yu were sayin what kind of daughter am I to let michael call my mother every name under da sun only different is im married to michael n i have two children for him gbt so dats my family, Bt how can yu talk when dat alfie fella was callin yur mother every name goin n yu was up der wit him!!!!!! Look at dese gob****e!!

gutenberg

I stumbled onto a profile for a guy that died back in 2014 (don't ask how, I'm signed off sick this week & so bored!). Despite his being dead, people were constantly posting on his wall - his mother in particular posts every few days even now, often with something like 'I luv you son' but also random crap like about the local poker tournament. Others do the same, and each year people wish him a 'happy heavenly birthday'. Am I alone in finding this a bit weird? I can see how it's an outlet for their grief and that it can feel like 'talking' to him in a sense - but it's a public profile, on a social media page?! I find it really strange, and especially for so long after he has died: I've seen people post on someone's wall in the days after they've died, sending condolences etc., but not for 2+ years after...

Thoughts?

razorblunt

gutenberg wrote: »

I stumbled onto a profile for a guy that died back in 2014 (don't ask how, I'm signed off sick this week & so bored!). Despite his being dead, people were constantly posting on his wall - his mother in particular posts every few days even now, often with something like 'I luv you son' but also random crap like about the local poker tournament. Others do the same, and each year people wish him a 'happy heavenly birthday'. Am I alone in finding this a bit weird? I can see how it's an outlet for their grief and that it can feel like 'talking' to him in a sense - but it's a public profile, on a social media page?! I find it really strange, and especially for so long after he has died: I've seen people post on someone's wall in the days after they've died, sending condolences etc., but not for 2+ years after...

Thoughts?

Yeah, I've seen this a few times and while far be it for me to tell people how to grieve, if they feel posting to the page helps, then so be it, on the other hand pages like this often leads to 'one-up-manship' when it comes to posts.

I'd fall more on the "let them be" side I think.

team_actimel

razorblunt wrote: »

Yeah, I've seen this a few times and while far be it for me to tell people how to grieve, if they feel posting to the page helps, then so be it, on the other hand pages like this often leads to 'one-up-manship' when it comes to posts.

I'd fall more on the "let them be" side I think.

I agree.

A fella I used to know committed suicide a few years back and I know his mother takes comfort in reading friends posts on his wall and keeping his memory alive.

team_actimel

Is there anybody
going to blanch
this wk
That can change a
pair of runners for me plz

Skylinehead

team_actimel wrote: »

Is there anybody
going to blanch
this wk
That can change a
pair of runners for me plz

William Shatner?

fussyonion

http://imgur.com/1PIwvgl

I wish you could see the pout but I can't identify her.

benjamin d

fussyonion wrote: »

http://imgur.com/1PIwvgl

I wish you could see the pout but I can't identify her.

Jaysus that's bordering on child porn!

gutenberg

razorblunt wrote: »

Yeah, I've seen this a few times and while far be it for me to tell people how to grieve, if they feel posting to the page helps, then so be it, on the other hand pages like this often leads to 'one-up-manship' when it comes to posts.

I'd fall more on the "let them be" side I think.

team_actimel wrote: »

I agree.

A fella I used to know committed suicide a few years back and I know his mother takes comfort in reading friends posts on his wall and keeping his memory alive.

I can absolutely understand the impulse and why some people would find comfort in it. I do think it's really weird personally. And I agree with razorblunt that it can lead to almost competitive grieving...

gutenberg

"Harry Potter is 20 years old today, which is absolutely incredible. I first read the Philosopher's Stone at the age of 7 and was hooked. Being a fan has become a big part of my life and has UCD Harry Potter Society at its heart.
Being a Gryffindor is a part of my identity and being a fan influences the way I live my life. I'm a nerd, I am way too invested in a fictional universe. But I truly believe that universe has helped me be a better person, that's what counts right?"

SecretsOfEarth

Deer wrote: »

Let's get Ariana Grande's song ( one last time) to no1 for 22 weeks.. the last song these beautiful kids heard.. 22 lives, 22 weeks.. we have the power!!! ����

As long as she gives the proceeds to the victims.

Please copy and paste



My eyes are hurting from how hard I rolled them..

One Last Time wasn't even the last song of the show, it was the 7th song in a show of about 23 songs, I went to the Dublin show. Failure to check facts really gets on my nerves!

MonkstownHoop

This was accompanied by a few photos from a middle eastern looking man, I've no idea if it's true or not. But nothing would surprise you in the Lilac center!

I'm asking all my friends on this to share this he picked up my grandchild today miarose in the lilac and tryed to take her only for Kelsey dived on him she had to drag her out of his arms the dirty bastard

rawn

MonkstownHoop wrote:

This was accompanied by a few photos from a middle eastern looking man, I've no idea if it's true or not. But nothing would surprise you in the Lilac center

I'm asking all my friends on this to share this he picked up my grandchild today miarose in the lilac and tryed to take her only for Kelsey dived on him she had to drag her out of his arms the dirty bastard

I saw that too. I always take those posts with pinch of salt.

pc7

Miarose and Kelsey, telpis.

...And Justice

"Jhus shaved my sack for de first time. Shuda used a cipper- not a blade. Dunking in coconut oil helps."

Reply:" shave your asz with the blade then coconut oil, yill be grand in a week"

He will in his bollocks, try sitting down in 5 days buddy...

X6.430macman

...And Justice wrote:

"Jhus shaved my sack for de first time. Shuda used a cipper- not a blade. Dunking in coconut oil helps."

Seriously like..who in the right mind would post something like that. I wouldn't do it for a million euro

razorblunt

X6.430macman wrote: »

Seriously like..who in the right mind would post something like that. I wouldn't do it for a million euro

Full time mad bstards.

The lads that went to the School of Hard Knocks.

...And Justice

razorblunt wrote: »

Full time mad bstards.

The lads that went to the School of Hard Knocks.

A friend's teenage son, only saw it because his father liked it. I am currently reviewing my friendship with the father...

Jrop

oh sweet jebus ! The father liked that post. The world has gone bleedin mad

drake70

...And Justice wrote: »

A friend's teenage son, only saw it because his father liked it. I am currently reviewing my friendship with the father...

Rapidly losing faith in humanity

whoopsadoodles

I made the mistake of posting on a video earlier. And now I keep getting creepy PMs.

razorblunt

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

I made the mistake of posting on a video earlier. And now I keep getting creepy PMs.

You can change your settings to at least enable a prompt for you to accept a chat request. Do you have that enabled?

BattleCorp

...And Justice wrote: »

"Jhus shaved my sack for de first time. Shuda used a cipper- not a blade. Dunking in coconut oil helps."

Reply:" shave your asz with the blade then coconut oil, yill be grand in a week"

He will in his bollocks, try sitting down in 5 days buddy...

Frape?

...And Justice

BattleCorp wrote: »

Frape?

Not sure but I don't think it was, he's a bit of a spoon.

rawn

WARNING! Seen this scumbag in town today walking around minding his own business doing nothing to anyone, he looked at me and I took it completely the wrong way so I ran a muck, pulled out me phone and took a million photos of him n videos of me abusing him, I called the guards n gave them the photos n videos after I already posted them online to idiots who would swallow a brick.. please share and watch yourselves out there place is full people minding their own business and ticks like me shaming people online regardless of the repercussions to the person in the photos, I'm still in shock I can't believe it... xoxo DM Hun.

mackeire

rawn wrote: »

WARNING! Seen this scumbag in town today walking around minding his own business doing nothing to anyone, he looked at me and I took it completely the wrong way so I ran a muck, pulled out me phone and took a million photos of him n videos of me abusing him, I called the guards n gave them the photos n videos after I already posted them online to idiots who would swallow a brick.. please share and watch yourselves out there place is full people minding their own business and ticks like me shaming people online regardless of the repercussions to the person in the photos, I'm still in shock I can't believe it... xoxo DM Hun.

Stil cnt beleve it i was goin mad anal!

team_actimel

Fight between two scobes on the girl's profile photo:

Boy scobe: Put them tits in love lol
Girl scobe: Would you go away ya freak
Boy scobe: Just saying put them in nobody wants to see them lol hahahaha
Girl scobe: With the junkies head on ya
Boy scobe: Haha says the one head like a bus lol.. Them tits are some yokes tho lol
Girl scobe: Women b8er
Boy scobe: Who lol
Girl scobe: YOU!! You do hit your ma all the time and you hit me sis too.....
Boy scobe: I never hit my mam ya fool of a thing
Girl scobe: Yes you do...
Boy scobe: No i dont i never touched your sis lol
Girl scobe: LIES!! she told me a different story...
Boy scobe: Mess fighting even ask her
Girl scobe: Yeah full of ****
Boy scobe: Says you with your tits out lol. Id love a good suck of them lol
Girl scobe: And I would LOVE to break your face!!!!!
Boy scobe: Dont be like that sexy i just want a 10 min suck. Id suck your nipples
Girl scobe 1: He's a fool _____ don't even know why he's even texting for cause he knows I ****ing hate him x
Girl scobe 2: He's a gob**** he knows everyone hates him but he wants to get a great laugh out of it he won't be laughing much longer x
Girl scobe 1: The junkies head on him... Fool of a thing x
Girl scobe 1: True hun... Well when I see him again I'm actually guna break his face the dirty smelly c***!! Xx
Girl scobe 2: Have a few people who want to kill him anyways xx
Girl scobe 1: Good good xxxxx

whoopsadoodles

razorblunt wrote: »

You can change your settings to at least enable a prompt for you to accept a chat request. Do you have that enabled?

I do

Have been able to ignore them all.

Thank you.

Gravelly

gutenberg wrote: »

"Harry Potter is 20 years old today, which is absolutely incredible. I first read the Philosopher's Stone at the age of 7 and was hooked. Being a fan has become a big part of my life and has UCD Harry Potter Society at its heart.
Being a Gryffindor is a part of my identity and being a fan influences the way I live my life. I'm a nerd, I am way too invested in a fictional universe. But I truly believe that universe has helped me be a better person, that's what counts right?"

There's someone who is extremely unlikely to ever get laid.