Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

WHIP IT! · 15-07-2017 9:22pm

Love2love wrote:

"The saddest thing about Betrayal is that it never comes from your enemy"

Also had a friend say that on FB a little while back.... umm, that don't make no sense, Brah!

WHIP IT! · 15-07-2017 9:22pm

Love2love wrote:

"The saddest thing about Betrayal is that it never comes from your enemy"

Also had a friend say that on FB a little while back.... umm, that don't make no sense, Brah!

Lisha · 15-07-2017 9:54pm

WHIP IT! wrote: »

Also had a friend say that on FB a little while back.... umm, that don't make no sense, Brah!

I saw it this week too.. was puzzled by it too

Paddy Cow · 16-07-2017 5:49pm

WHIP IT! wrote: »

Also had a friend say that on FB a little while back.... umm, that don't make no sense, Brah!

Lisha wrote: »

I saw it this week too.. was puzzled by it too

Me three. Surely they're your enemy because they betrayed you in some way?

Maybe it's supposed to be some enlightened passive aggressive way of saying that it's the people you don't expect it from that betray you the worst? Probably directed at someone who should know who they are. I'd be tempted to post "U ok hun?" :pac:

Lisha · 16-07-2017 8:15pm

Ok maybe it's this ... if your enemy does something against you it's not a true betrayal as they are your enemy anyway, and you'd expect it.

True betrayal is from a friend (who did you a bad turn) and it's more of a betrayal as you'd expect better from them.

Sorta 'with friends like you I hope I never have an enemy'

GhostyMcGhost · 17-07-2017 6:50pm

Oh jaysus I can't be handling this heat, does be too warm in tat weather

next week...

Oh lads I can't wait, this time next week i'll be in torremolinos. I'll be thinking of all yiz when i'm in kelly's Irish bar for the week

osarusan · 18-07-2017 11:46pm

Good one on a buy and sell page - somebody was selling a 'tint' (tent) and the best thing was that it had only been 'yousd' once.

Pherekydes · 19-07-2017 12:00pm

osarusan wrote: »

Good one on a buy and sell page - somebody was selling a 'tint' (tent) and the best thing was that it had only been 'yousd' once.

Yeah, but for how many years? :pac:

rawn · 20-07-2017 12:38am

Posted on a "psychic's" FB page

"Okay Give Me Last 4 Digits Of Your Mobile Phone Number And I Will Pick 3 People In The Coming Days To Give An Insight Into Your Personality

If You Don't Want To Put Your 4 Digit Number On Comments Please Do Not Post .3 People I will Pick And My Answers Will Be On Thread Here And Feedback Appreciated.
Tag And Share And I will Be Back With 3 People Picked At End Of The Week"

Maybe not Facebook dumb, just dumb in general...

castletownman · 20-07-2017 12:40am

Hubby finally home at 9:45 after working on the site after work, gone to bed by 10:15 whilst I'm wide awake as is the norm for a teacher in the summer hols til about 2am! and heading to bed in the spare room later so I don't disturb him as I've put my back out again and can't get comfy......aaah married life! #secrettoahappymarriage - barely see each other! (I joke!) ðŸ˜‰

I don't know about you but this sounds like a cry for attention. Posted by someone who status is generally solely limited to how she got married recently, but also how she misses her hometown.

Not a fan of over-exposure towards personal lives on FB

Thepoet85 · 20-07-2017 8:52am

Just rang Kevin's work spoke to boss tell kev ring me his ****ing dog is missing boss goes tell kev some person rang garbled message dog missing ring home me like a loone out in the rain looking for dog only to discover dog had got himself stuck under the bed in spare room Kevin ring what happened to Tyson me the ****er was stuck under the bed laughing from kev I didn't have my hearing aid in so didn't hear him kev can't speak with laughing welcome to my world

kunst nugget · 20-07-2017 9:21am

castletownman wrote: »

Hubby finally home at 9:45 after working on the site after work, gone to bed by 10:15 whilst I'm wide awake as is the norm for a teacher in the summer hols til about 2am! and heading to bed in the spare room later so I don't disturb him as I've put my back out again and can't get comfy......aaah married life! #secrettoahappymarriage - barely see each other! (I joke!) &#55357;&#56841;

I don't know about you but this sounds like a cry for attention. Posted by someone who status is generally solely limited to how she got married recently, but also how she misses her hometown.

Not a fan of over-exposure towards personal lives on FB

Pretty masterful bit of self pitying to be fair… she still manages to get across in that short status that she's married, they're building a house and she gets to sit on her hole for a couple of months whilst being paid.

razorblunt · 20-07-2017 9:51am

castletownman wrote: »

Hubby finally home at 9:45 after working on the site after work, gone to bed by 10:15 whilst I'm wide awake as is the norm for a teacher in the summer hols til about 2am! and heading to bed in the spare room later so I don't disturb him as I've put my back out again and can't get comfy......aaah married life! #secrettoahappymarriage - barely see each other! (I joke!) &#55357;&#56841;

I don't know about you but this sounds like a cry for attention. Posted by someone who status is generally solely limited to how she got married recently, but also how she misses her hometown.

Not a fan of over-exposure towards personal lives on FB

It's an open invitation for her side fella, here are the "opening hours", if you pardon the pun.

Winterlong · 20-07-2017 2:26pm

Not sure if this has been posted already but one of my (now blocked) friends liked and shared this.

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fineso.mom · 20-07-2017 2:49pm

Thepoet85 wrote: »

Just rang Kevin's work spoke to boss tell kev ring me his ****ing dog is missing boss goes tell kev some person rang garbled message dog missing ring home me like a loone out in the rain looking for dog only to discover dog had got himself stuck under the bed in spare room Kevin ring what happened to Tyson me the ****er was stuck under the bed laughing from kev I didn't have my hearing aid in so didn't hear him kev can't speak with laughing welcome to my world

Any chance all the full stops and capitals were hiding under the bed too?

The_Mac · 20-07-2017 5:39pm

"I don't follow the crowd. I make my own tracks!"

Above a picture of him standing on train tracks.

The man is insufferable. Every day there's a new inspirational quote with him posing in a selfie. However he also generates great drama so I'm friends with him for that reason.

snowflaker · 20-07-2017 7:50pm

The_Mac wrote: »

"I don't follow the crowd. I make my own tracks!"

Above a picture of him standing on train tracks.

The man is insufferable. Every day there's a new inspirational quote with him posing in a selfie. However he also generates great drama so I'm friends with him for that reason.

You should reply: "I choo choo choose you"

GhostyMcGhost · 20-07-2017 8:33pm

snowflaker wrote: »

You should reply: "I choo choo choose you"

Lets bee friends!

snowflaker · 20-07-2017 8:40pm

GhostyMcGhost wrote: »

Lets No longer bee friends!

fyp

XxMCRxBabyxX · 21-07-2017 8:39am

A friend has just posted his entire boarding pass on his page - as in the full online pass from the Ryanair app - and the holiday isn't even until next month! People really do make life easy for fraudsters these days!

team_actimel · 21-07-2017 8:45am

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

A friend has just posted his entire boarding pass on his page - as in the full online pass from the Ryanair app - and the holiday isn't even until next month! People really do make life easy for fraudsters these days!

It's bad enough people taking photos of their passports strategically placed in the 'obligatory airport pints check-in' photo, but to take a photo of their boarding pass is sad.

IvyTheTerrible · 21-07-2017 9:09am

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

A friend has just posted his entire boarding pass on his page - as in the full online pass from the Ryanair app - and the holiday isn't even until next month! People really do make life easy for fraudsters these days!

Plenty of time for a burglar to figure out his address!

Hector Savage · 21-07-2017 9:47am

Winterlong wrote: »

Not sure if this has been posted already but one of my (now blocked) friends liked and shared this.

This person shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Or drive.
or have kids.

Let me guess, they have at least 4 kids ?

Hector Savage · 21-07-2017 9:55am

castletownman wrote: »

Hubby finally home at 9:45 after working on the site after work, gone to bed by 10:15 whilst I'm wide awake as is the norm for a teacher in the summer hols til about 2am! and heading to bed in the spare room later so I don't disturb him as I've put my back out again and can't get comfy......aaah married life! #secrettoahappymarriage - barely see each other! (I joke!) ��

I don't know about you but this sounds like a cry for attention. Posted by someone who status is generally solely limited to how she got married recently, but also how she misses her hometown.

Not a fan of over-exposure towards personal lives on FB

And she's a teacher ????????? - so she is responsible for young peoples education ???

Jesus.

MonkstownHoop · 21-07-2017 11:53am

castletownman wrote: »

Hubby finally home at 9:45 after working on the site after work, gone to bed by 10:15 whilst I'm wide awake as is the norm for a teacher in the summer hols til about 2am! and heading to bed in the spare room later so I don't disturb him as I've put my back out again and can't get comfy......aaah married life! #secrettoahappymarriage - barely see each other! (I joke!) ðŸ˜‰

I don't know about you but this sounds like a cry for attention. Posted by someone who status is generally solely limited to how she got married recently, but also how she misses her hometown.

Not a fan of over-exposure towards personal lives on FB

I wonder if he's working on 'the site' at all

...And Justice · 21-07-2017 12:34pm

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

A friend has just posted his entire boarding pass on his page - as in the full online pass from the Ryanair app - and the holiday isn't even until next month! People really do make life easy for fraudsters these days!

A friend of mine did the exact same thing today. Ibiza next week and the house Will be empty.

WHIP IT! · 21-07-2017 6:56pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

I wonder if he's working on 'the site' at all

I'd say he just sits out in the car.... and cries

MonkstownHoop · 22-07-2017 6:12pm

WHIP IT! wrote: »

I'd say he just sits out in the car.... and cries

Chap across from me does that, well not sure if he cries but I wouldn't be surprised

Jurgen Klopp · 22-07-2017 6:24pm

It's like a dig at himself for never being home

Poor cnut is probably all day working on a site or somewhere else and then breaking his hole for 4 hours a night trying to do stuff himself in their own build to save them some cash, no doubt as herself wants a Mcmansion they can't afford

If she's so much time off and so bored let her go down and mix a bit of cement

IvyTheTerrible · 22-07-2017 6:38pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Chap across from me does that, well not sure if he cries but I wouldn't be surprised

That is so sad.