Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

fussyonion

Mother takes son out for a meal; accompanying photo is of her good self giving the V's to the camera with her son beside her, stuffing his face with chips.

"pitta food with tis tourment of a son class is timeless edyrockets woop"

Comment: "wen ya dwn laers bae?"
OP: "yeh curlys first then"
Comment: "ah god help him harmless lookin child never see better looking fatboy loves him"
Comment: "ya didnt ring me ya slu!"
OP: "never closed me eyes last and im up since dark???"
OP: "some slu wha ketchup marky!"
Comment: "be down the gaff 8 (brother's name) goin offy for me how many"
OP" Usaual hun just droppin (child's name) to excuse of father then be down"

rawn

"Given that there are 65,511098 people living in England ,even though the vast majority are healthy those waiting for specialist treatment or surgery have to wait up to 2-3 years even those waiting for fertility treatement have to be waiting for at least 2 years ! ! .I think I have come up with a PERFECT solution why not turn some of the millions of abortion clinics they have into hospitals for treating the sick before they run out women of childbearing age . I mean when one considers that 1in 3 women have fertility problems and 1 in 4 men have fertility problems . 1in every four women chose career before children 1 in five men do not want a family .And 1 in 5 women who is lucky enough to get pregnant has an abortion .I am not a mathematician Infact I struggle to spell the word ,😂 . Question I want to ask .Can anyone tell me if there are any children under 5 in England . Now the mother needs to have been living in England when she became pregnant and remained in England during her pregnancy to qualify."

Not trying to start an abortion debate but... Wut??!

Paddy Cow

rawn wrote: »

"Given that there are 65,511098 people living in England ,even though the vast majority are healthy those waiting for specialist treatment or surgery have to wait up to 2-3 years even those waiting for fertility treatement have to be waiting for at least 2 years ! ! .I think I have come up with a PERFECT solution why not turn some of the millions of abortion clinics they have into hospitals for treating the sick before they run out women of childbearing age . I mean when one considers that 1in 3 women have fertility problems and 1 in 4 men have fertility problems . 1in every four women chose career before children 1 in five men do not want a family .And 1 in 5 women who is lucky enough to get pregnant has an abortion .I am not a mathematician Infact I struggle to spell the word ,�� . Question I want to ask .Can anyone tell me if there are any children under 5 in England . Now the mother needs to have been living in England when she became pregnant and remained in England during her pregnancy to qualify."

Not trying to start an abortion debate but... Wut??!

With logic like that, it's not a debate on abortion you should be starting but a debate on whether or not people should have to take a test before being allowed to vote

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

"Given that there are 65,511098 people living in England ,even though the vast majority are healthy those waiting for specialist treatment or surgery have to wait up to 2-3 years even those waiting for fertility treatement have to be waiting for at least 2 years ! ! .I think I have come up with a PERFECT solution why not turn some of the millions of abortion clinics they have into hospitals for treating the sick before they run out women of childbearing age . I mean when one considers that 1in 3 women have fertility problems and 1 in 4 men have fertility problems . 1in every four women chose career before children 1 in five men do not want a family .And 1 in 5 women who is lucky enough to get pregnant has an abortion .I am not a mathematician Infact I struggle to spell the word ,😂 . Question I want to ask .Can anyone tell me if there are any children under 5 in England . Now the mother needs to have been living in England when she became pregnant and remained in England during her pregnancy to qualify."



Not trying to start an abortion debate but... Wut??!

65 million, 511 thousand, 0 hundreds and 98 people living in England? How the hell does she know the exact figure, even down to the 98 people?Surely some people died or were born since the night she hand-counted the UK population , though she appears to think that there are no births, just abortions.
And why does she think there are " millions" of abortion clinics? I'd say her figures are are not quite as accurate on that point.

somesoldiers

Instead of aborting they should just take the unborn out of the bellies of the mummies that don't want them and stick them in the bellies of mammies that do want but can't have their own...would that work?

...And Justice

One of my friends children.......

"If you ever call me bitch a slit again I'll pull out one of yer eyes and skull fcuk yer eye ball socket, den I'll turn your eye around so you can see the action"

He must have got a dictionary, most of the time I can't understand what the hell he's on about?

Gravelly

...And Justice wrote: »

One of my friends children.......

"If you ever call me bitch a slit again I'll pull out one of yer eyes and skull fcuk yer eye ball socket, den I'll turn your eye around so you can see the action"

He must have got a dictionary, most of the time I can't understand what the hell he's on about?

He sounds like a keeper.

Gravelly

All the people posting that thing about adding your age to your date of birth (and not in an ironic way) goes a long way to explaining many of the world's problems. These people are allowed to vote, work, drive and reproduce, as if they had nothing at all wrong with them.

mackeire

When you put up.pictures of kids on.Facebook please remember...nobody sees what you see. How many times have you felt obliged to.just hit like even though you hardly looked at the picture. Well it's the same for others. I've never seen a pic of a new born baby and went ah he's gorgeous and anyone who has is a liar. They look like feckin raisins with eyes. Some poor kids are photographed that much that they even smile now when they are in.pain or having a crap. Worse still when the poor little ****ers grow up and ask....mammy why is there no photos of me when I was a child....is it because I was ugly. Well that's one reason buddy but the main reason is I lost the phone with all the pics in.it . Now **** off smiling you just had three teeth pulled. Jimmy had his first piss on the toilet...snap snap. Jeremy had his first wet dream and destroyed the new duvet ..snap snap. Aine put her first full sentence together..will you ever **** off with that camera I'm trying to have a ****e here. Ps grandkids are different..grandparents show other grandparents pics of the kids because we all know we ****ed up the first time..and NO this isn't about you

Schwanz

"The reel issue is that I know yer luve me & yer can't keep pretending to luve her the 2 faced t**mp"

Samaris

rawn wrote: »

"Given that there are 65,511098 people living in England

...

. Question I want to ask .Can anyone tell me if there are any children under 5 in England . Now the mother needs to have been living in England when she became pregnant and remained in England during her pregnancy to qualify."

Not trying to start an abortion debate but... Wut??!

coolhull wrote: »

65 million, 511 thousand, 0 hundreds and 98 people living in England? How the hell does she know the exact figure, even down to the 98 people?Surely some people died or were born since the night she hand-counted the UK population , though she appears to think that there are no births, just abortions.
And why does she think there are " millions" of abortion clinics? I'd say her figures are are not quite as accurate on that point.

I'm more curious about how she knows the exact amount of people in the country but needs to ask if there are any children under the age of five amongst them!

Mightydrumming

Spoopy

"Times have changed and so has people and thank God and my loved ones for helping me to be one of them people that has done that thanks so far so good on words and up words from now on "

coolhull

Spoopy wrote: »

"Times have changed and so has people and thank God and my loved ones for helping me to be one of them people that has done that thanks so far so good on words and up words from now on "

Now if only he/she could convince his/her "loved ones" to help out with grammar, punctuation, or even just to make some sort of sense, because, personally, I'm fcuked if I can understand one word of it.

Big Nasty

Spoopy wrote: »

on words and up words

Brilliant!

terminatorX1

Hun 1 "Her names famous for her filth of a mouth rise above it derserve s good bating doh but you only look the worst"

Hun 2 "Up riding the one that bet her baby out of her supposely"

Hun 3 (who they are talking about) "...you think youd have better things to be doing like trying to get your kids back make them happy and into your own care your a scummy knac..r tablet junkie , at least I have my kids and I look after them with everything I have.. spade with you, your a knac...r. Simple.

More replies after hun 3 was accused of smashing hun 2s window

Hun 3
"Shut f**kin up you gobsh***, if I was going to smash anything it would be your blown up doll face you and hun 4 will do nothing tryin to organise fights again, shame on me last one she organised it was a no show on her behalf now f*** off iv to get someyour sleep bringing me kids out tomorrow, you should too , get some sleep dont want that depression getting to ye .. theres one thing id rather be is a great mother thats one thing you will never be ya scummy horrrible fake lookin yoke.

I can do the helicopter thing with my t*ts I might add...Hun 5"

El Weirdo

terminatorX1 wrote: »

Hun 1 "Her names famous for her filth of a mouth rise above it derserve s good bating doh but you only look the worst"

Hun 2 "Up riding the one that bet her baby out of her supposely"

Hun 3 (who they are talking about) "...you think youd have better things to be doing like trying to get your kids back make them happy and into your own care your a scummy knac..r tablet junkie , at least I have my kids and I look after them with everything I have.. spade with you, your a knac...r. Simple.

More replies after hun 3 was accused of smashing hun 2s window

Hun 3
"Shut f**kin up you gobsh***, if I was going to smash anything it would be your blown up doll face you and hun 4 will do nothing tryin to organise fights again, shame on me last one she organised it was a no show on her behalf now f*** off iv to get someyour sleep bringing me kids out tomorrow, you should too , get some sleep dont want that depression getting to ye .. theres one thing id rather be is a great mother thats one thing you will never be ya scummy horrrible fake lookin yoke.

I can do the helicopter thing with my t*ts I might add...Hun 5"

Moar!

optogirl

Sister in law posts several pics a day of her kids as well as throwbacks ALWAYS with the comment 'Few changes since den'

Yeah, people have kids & they grow. FFS

terminatorX1

Hun 2 "I'm worried for your kids having an obese mother they die early be careful of heart diseas hun"

Hun 3 "They'll die early, weather that's your dyslexia or the tablets talking i dont give a rats"

Hun 2 "Finish the nuggets hun"

Hun 3 "There well gone onto my mcflurry now"

Hun 2 "Ahh Ye I knew you be that type love that fat out fatty mac fat"

inforfun

And for a tv you need a license.....

Big Nasty

terminatorX1 wrote: »

I can do the helicopter thing with my t*ts I might add...Hun 5"

The what now?

dreamers75

The circle will be complete with Terminator and Fussy post the same status.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Gwan Hun3!

Hector Savage

Spoopy wrote: »

"Times have changed and so has people and thank God and my loved ones for helping me to be one of them people that has done that thanks so far so good on words and up words from now on "

Times have changed and so have people but thank God and my loved ones for helping me to be one of those people that has done that,thanks,so far so good, onwards and upwards from now on.

Is that it ?

Ralf and Florian

"A new donut shop is opening next to Costa on Emmet Place, across from Cork Opera House. It is named "Sticky Fingers".
There are those of you will state "Oh no ... this kind of establishment promotes obesity".
To those sad fools, i state my counter-argument. No, it doesn't. It promotes something sadly lacking in this day and age, and this Trump-osity of a world we find ourselves in.
This thing is called HAPPINESS.
Yes, HAPPINESS. That thing that those social deviants called HAPPY PEOPLE enjoy experiencing. and in this day and age, HAPPINESS is in very short supply, and is something we are all in dire need of a strong healthy injection of.
Should this HAPPINESS come in the form of confectionery filled with Nutella or peanut butter or different flavoured jams or whatever - SO BE IT! Whatever HAPPINESS we need to make our lives that little bit more worth living is nothing but a good thing, baby.
Support Huckleberry's. Support Sticky Fingers. Support Cream. Support your local donut shop. And spread HAPPINESS!
DO IT!"


This guy has no connection with said donut shop. He regularly posts sh!te like this.

somesoldiers

I remember when there was a Dunkin Donuts in UCD. Its probably a tofu bar now

mikhail

somesoldiers wrote: »

I remember when there was a Dunkin Donuts in UCD. Its probably a tofu bar now

It's basically a deli now - a sandwich bar, crepes and waffles, a drinks fridge, and some muffins and other baked goods. The Students Union shop sells doughnuts now though. Damned if I can ever remember what it's called from year to year.

Pherekydes

mikhail wrote: »

It's basically a deli now - a sandwich bar, crepes and waffles, a drinks fridge, and some muffins and other baked goods. The Students Union shop sells doughnuts now though. Damned if I can ever remember what it's called from year to year.

HAPPYNESS?

rawn

somesoldiers wrote: »

I remember when there was a Dunkin Donuts in UCD. Its probably a tofu bar now

Don't worry, there are donut shops EVERYWHERE now.

somesoldiers

rawn wrote: »

Don't worry, there are donut shops EVERYWHERE now.

You could also smoke in the Arts block in my day.....not in the lecture theatres themselves but just outside was fine