Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

somesoldiers · 26-08-2017 7:50am

optogirl wrote: »

One of the Irish forums for weddings is full of this shi*

'Anyone know where I can get my make-up done for wedding? August 2019'

optogirl wrote: »

There's a facebook group called 'Help!I'm getting married' and it is ripe for the plucking for this thread - unbelievable hyperactivity about nonsense....a flavour:

Hey I was just wondering where to get invites made need 50 + invites :-) thanks x

Uhm, I would recommend googling 'Invitations'

Hi guys what is everyone wearing morning of? Love the robes but think my bridesmaids would prefer pyjamas? Xx

Uhm...do what you like

Anyone else getting married June 4th? Want to find my wedding twin! LOL

There's LOADS of Wedding Twin talk. Jaysus

Any advice on hairstyle for the big day and next day?

No, I have never met you.

I took as screen shot of this in April!

Noveight · 26-08-2017 11:27am

It's not a stupid post as such, but it's peak Facebook drivel. "Look at how great my life is" is very tiring.

emeldc · 26-08-2017 1:25pm

"Has anyone got a spear phone there not using my phone ****ed"

jcd5971 · 26-08-2017 3:15pm

I just this moment realised how useful a spear phone would be

mackeire · 27-08-2017 9:44am

10 rounds. Not bad conor for ur second boxing match.great achievement to get to ten with may weather.i only woke up for the result.bk to my corner now.goodnight.

If may weather.i was his second fight, who was his first??

Big Nasty · 27-08-2017 10:14am

You done us proud Emelda.☘️ðŸ‘ðŸŒŽðŸ

soiseztomabel · 27-08-2017 11:20am

I love this thread

team_actimel · 28-08-2017 10:07am

House scrub...5 loads of washing and drying done 6th 1 on dinner prep done...oh my god lord wat have i become lol time for a shower pjs nd s*** tv for the day lol

osarusan · 28-08-2017 3:21pm

Another one from a buy and sell page:

reposted ju to time wasters

TheChevron · 28-08-2017 4:33pm

"Im still very prowd of MCGREGOR, he had the whole of Ireland at a stan still last night"

kunst nugget · 28-08-2017 4:40pm

Noveight wrote: »

It's not a stupid post as such, but it's peak Facebook drivel. "Look at how great my life is" is very tiring.

I had to do detective work to figure that shíte out…

Bandana boy · 28-08-2017 5:00pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

I had to do detective work to figure that sh out…

Care to share ?

kunst nugget · 28-08-2017 5:06pm

Bandana boy wrote: »

Care to share ?

The person met an actress starring in the musical Hamilton and were very excited. OMG they're happy!!!

...And Justice · 28-08-2017 8:08pm

"We need to ban the Dubs from GAA, it's a ****in joke at this stage. We can't have these prícks winning all the time, it's time to split them up or ban them altogether."

This lad is from the whest.

kildare lad · 29-08-2017 7:39am

I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I'm me. I eat food... usually more than I should. I have scars because I have a history. Some people love me, some hate me. I have done good. I have done bad. I go without makeup and don't always get my hair done. I'm random and silly. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies, I dare you to put this on your status and share a picture of yourself if you're proud of who you are

PARlance · 29-08-2017 8:06am

Noveight wrote: »

It's not a stupid post as such, but it's peak Facebook drivel. "Look at how great my life is" is very tiring.

Look at you. Friends with someone in California.

Lorelli! · 29-08-2017 8:07am

kildare lad wrote: »

I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I'm me. I eat food... usually more than I should. I have scars because I have a history. Some people love me, some hate me. I have done good. I have done bad. I go without makeup and don't always get my hair done. I'm random and silly. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. I won't change!! And if I love you, I do it with all my heart!! I make no apologies for the way I am. Ladies, I dare you to put this on your status and share a picture of yourself if you're proud of who you are

That is so cringeworthy! It's like trying to be a martyr about nothing! "I eat food", "dont always get my hair done", in spite of all that "I am who I am" :pac:

Ralf and Florian · 29-08-2017 9:05am

Noveight wrote: »

It's not a stupid post as such, but it's peak Facebook drivel. "Look at how great my life is" is very tiring.

WTF does having no chill mean?

Guy:Incognito · 29-08-2017 9:30am

TheChevron wrote: »

"Im still very prowd of MCGREGOR, he had the whole of Ireland at a stan still last night"

Wasn't so much Conor McGregor that had the whole country at a standstill as it being 5 o'clock on Sunday morning.i tend to be at a standstill at that time every week

Thoie · 29-08-2017 10:04am

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

WTF does having no chill mean?

Seems it never rains in southern California.

I presume that means they're always warm, and don't need cardigans.

Gravelly · 29-08-2017 10:08am

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

WTF does having no chill mean?

According to my youngest offspring, having "no chill" (or more correctly I'm told, "zero chill") means overreacting or acting foolishly in a situation. Often used to describe the reaction of someone when they meet someone they are attracted to, and who overcompensate.

PARlance · 29-08-2017 10:33am

Ralf and Florian wrote: »

WTF does having no chill mean?

No chill = Not cool = Acting a bit embarrassing
I think.
As in, the poster met someone famous and acted like a starstruck fan.

Hard to keep up with these youngster. It's confusing because "Nexflix and Chill" means having a ride on the couch I think.

castletownman · 29-08-2017 11:44am

STARTING THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING EARLY!!

Feck off you annoying git!!!

Gravelly · 29-08-2017 11:52am

PARlance wrote: »

"Nexflix and Chill" means having a ride on the couch I think.

And here was me thinking my eldest was having a quiet night in front of the TV when he said that's what he was at.

Valentina · 29-08-2017 3:11pm

Well I say fare ****in play to him getting in the ring with Mayweather FAIR ****S TO YA CONOR YA DID US ALL PROUD (followed by 5 Ivory Coast Flag emojis)

Jim Bob Scratcher · 29-08-2017 3:19pm

...And Justice wrote: »

"We need to ban the Dubs from GAA, it's a ****in joke at this stage. We can't have these prícks winning all the time, it's time to split them up or ban them altogether."

This lad is from Mayo

FYP :pac:

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 29-08-2017 4:10pm

Gravelly wrote: »

And here was me thinking my eldest was having a quiet night in front of the TV when he said that's what he was at.

My housemate recently grabbed his laptop and smokes and announced he was off upstairs to "Netflix and chill myself to sleep". I and one of the other lads explained what it meant and he was mortified "ah fúck I've been saying that to everyone! I've been saying it to the lads!"

Surreptitious · 29-08-2017 5:13pm

Arrrrr i swear to god i got people telling me not to go on a dateing site im to buitiful ....but serious gang i need to find a partner some way gang cheers for the concern but i have already met someone n hes not a bad un ....there not all rang uns my mr hollywood ent so fingers crossed xxx but thankyou gang but dont worry over us love ya dearly my shugalumps xxx

MonkstownHoop · 29-08-2017 5:23pm

Someone just shared a screenshot of a messenger chat with someone who bought her "detox tea" claiming she's lost 8 pounds in 5 days from drinking it.

mikhail · 29-08-2017 5:24pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Someone just shared a screenshot of a messenger chat with someone who bought her "detox tea" claiming she's lost 8 pounds in 5 days from drinking it.

Maybe it contains malaria?

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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