Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

...And Justice

emeldc wrote: »

"8 more days and im out off this kip for two weeks ... Tramore here we come ha"

Yah bought hit how yah saw it boss.

Samaris

emeldc wrote: »

"8 more days and im out off this kip for two weeks ... Tramore here we come ha"

Tramore? In mid-September when autumn has definitely hit?

What are they going to do for two weeks in off-season Tramore?

PopePalpatine

Samaris wrote: »

Tramore? In mid-September when autumn has definitely hit?

What are they going to do for two weeks in off-season Tramore?

Visit St Kevin's Stump? Try out The Magic Road? :pac:

Surreptitious

Martina1991 wrote: »

A girl I know from school got engaged recently. Met on Plenty of Fish. Going out 6 months. He proposed after having a chinese and dessert.

She actually put up pics on FB of the chinese, the dessert and the ring.

Aw that's sweet

Dramatik

Surreptitious wrote: »

Aw that's sweet

Sweet & Sour sauce

Jrop

Dramatik don't ya mean his 'special' sauce :P:P:P

stinkle

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Visit St Kevin's Stump? Try out The Magic Road? :pac:

Those are more July 19th activities :pac:

Schwanz

"Tha hack a dat toerag b**ch las night with me ex - dont bother me anyways"

cup of tea

Forgot I took a screenshot of these last month.

First posts of how long he cab drive with the fuel light on (which he has done before)

And the second post was the following day.

somesoldiers

cup of tea wrote: »

Forgot I took a screenshot of these last month.

First posts of how long he cab drive with the fuel light on (which he has done before)

And the second post was the following day.

Vag-com?

Surreptitious

Bloody idiot.

rawn

"Your logic is flaccid"

MRnotlob606

"Ha ha ha fuking true ain't it ..... god human's are thick looòool"

Oh the irony. ..

MRnotlob606

Samaris wrote: »

Tramore? In mid-September when autumn has definitely hit?

What are they going to do for two weeks in off-season Tramore?

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MonkstownHoop

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coolhull

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

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2.Bloating/stomach pains
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Or you could just go to the doctor?

Gravelly

coolhull wrote: »

Or you could just go to the doctor?

Or lay off the hooch for a couple of weeks.

emeldc

So this wan bought clip on 'venners' (for her teeth) on line and isn't happy

Gravelly

If I've learned nothing else from this thread, it is that there are far more illiterate people in this country than I'd imagined.

mackeire

A lot of schools around the country should have a serious look at the English teachers that they are employing!

Widdershins

emeldc wrote: »

So this wan bought clip on 'venners' (for her teeth) on line and isn't happy

What was wrong with her venners? They look ok

davo2001

Widdershins wrote: »

What was wrong with her venners? They look ok

To be fair, they're the best clip on veneers i've ever seen :pac:

emeldc

Widdershins wrote: »

What was wrong with her venners? They look ok

You're right. They're grand sure :rolleyes:

Widdershins

emeldc wrote: »

You're right. They're grand sure :rolleyes:

No need for the :rolleyes: They just look like teeth to me. I didn't scrutinise very closely. Ok second thoughs, bit big? She is baring her teeth in a snarl in fairness

...And Justice

Widdershins wrote: »

No need for the :rolleyes: They just look like teeth to me. I didn't scrutinise very closely. Ok second thoughs, bit big? She is baring her teeth in a snarl in fairness

She'd eat an apple through a letter box with them delph.

optogirl

'D*****'s August Memories' and a load of photos we've already fuc*ing seen

Martina1991

optogirl wrote: »

'D*****'s August Memories' and a load of photos we've already fuc*ing seen

I know a girl that goes to weddings, christenings, Mayo matches, date nights etc. Puts up about 25 pics each time and 99% of them are selfies of herself and the bf :rolleyes:

coolhull

Poster 1: "Pleese wud all my frends and fambly prey for Mayo to win the all Ireland tomorra"

Poster 2 : " Yeh, but wot hapens if de Dubs prey 4 to win too? "

Poster 1 : "Ah don't mind dem hun shure dem hoors in Dublan never preyed for nottin in dere lifs"

There's nothing left to say, really.

Neil Issagum

Drink is going be death me after dis week. Sick it. But gotta go again tonite cos band brilliant