Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

rawn

Deleted User wrote: »

Children are always fully charged. Ive a toddler nephew and he never runs out of battery

On a more serious note though who the fúck lets the child near a plug anyway?

I don't think you know what it's like to have children

rawn

rawn wrote: »

I don't think you know what it's like to have children

I see and look after my nephew/nieces so often that I feel i know a considerable amount but its one of those areas you are constantly learning something new id imagine

rawn

Deleted User wrote: »

I see and look after my nephew/nieces so often that I feel i know a considerable amount but its one of those areas you are constantly learning something new id imagine

I would have thought the same til I had a kid. He's only 8 month's old but damn can he move. One second he's sitting calmly beside you the next second he's launching himself headfirst off the bed to get the wire on the floor

Anyways, on with the sillies

El Weirdo

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Children are always fully charged. Ive a toddler nephew and he never runs out of battery

On a more serious note though who the fúck lets the child near a plug anyway? Granted kids are active to be fair as i said but there is now blockers for plug holes and surely you could charge your phone up high?

Those covers for plugs are totally unnecessary and probably more dangerous than not having them.

The White Feather

"Someone's after moving me pizza cutter there'll be war here now in a minute I swear"

gutenberg

mackeire wrote: »

Stop being jealous that you weren't invited

How do you know I wasn't?

rawn

JCX BXC

Phone chargers emit 5v....is that really enough to cause an electrical burn? Granted there's a danger with a faulty charger, but how would 5v cause any harm?

Samaris

Motherf*ckers should sh*t with all the facts or get off the kettle?

fussyonion

"Dinner n drinks wit bae last ni come round yup the yard danno BAHAHAHAHA bishes be HAYTAN! #mybae #myscaldy

This morning:

"me head is F*CKIN KILLEN ME!!!!! Maccydonalds dindins metinks f*ck cooking like dis den few cans later n xfactor y not? LUCKY do dat (boyf's name)'s da has the womb raiders for de ni, could NOT COPE bahahahahaha" #wombraidersfkoff #mcdonaldsforlife #northsiderforlife #thuglife"

Comment: "hahahaha womb raiders hunni be stealin dat meself when (boyf's name) comes n takes dem later #cansforlifemammysneedweekendstoo"

Lisha

Womb raiders???

sligojoek

Lisha wrote: »

Womb raiders???

Children.

Gunslinger92

Womb raiders is genius

PeterParker957

I think I was behind her on the LUAS the other day. The voice sounds like the skank who got off at Smithfield.

Potential Underachiever

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Womb raiders is genius

It's a decent description alright, It's just the womb raiders fk off bit that annoys me!

Ralf and Florian

That LGBT inclusive Berlin mosque thing is pissing me off because like.half the trans Muslims i have in here wore or wear niqab at some point and they'd be banned.

von Smallhausen

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I'm also posting for anyone who has a friend or family member suffering a terrible mental illness.
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If you have read everything so far, select "like" so I can put a thank you in your profile. Mental health awareness is needed just because you can not see it people are suffering and dying. Maybe it will even strike up a conversation from someone that wouldn't normally talk to you because they don't know much about it.
Please, in honor of a family member or a friend who is suffering or has passed away from mental health copy and paste on your page this text.
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whoopsadoodles

Someone liked this pic with the heading "Girls, Penneys have fab earrings for only €3"

I genuinely thought is was pisstake of someone standing in hickeys homefocus taking a pic of the curtain tie backs.

Nope....they're actually earrings and there are girls going mad for them.

pilly

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Someone liked this pic with the heading "Girls, Penneys have fab earrings for only €3"

I genuinely thought is was pisstake of someone standing in hickeys homefocus taking a pic of the curtain tie backs.

Nope....they're actually earrings and there are girls going mad for them.

They're all the fashion whoops, do keep up.

whoopsadoodles

pilly wrote: »

They're all the fashion whoops, do keep up.

I don't know if I want to keep up :pac:

kunst nugget

Would you not be constantly tickling yourself with those yokes? Also, do they double up as titty tassels?

whoopsadoodles

kunst nugget wrote: »

Also, they do double up as titty tassels?

Maybe if you've pierced nips?

razorblunt

Also if the ol nips are pierced you've got a handy and cheap Halloween outfit if you want to go as a Moroccan belly dancer!

pilly

razorblunt wrote: »

Also if the ol nips are pierced you've got a handy and cheap Halloween outfit I you want to go as a Moroccan belly dancer!

They might have a clip on version. :eek:

whoopsadoodles

pilly wrote: »

They might have a clip on version. :eek:

*grabs boobs*



(and crosses legs for some reason :pac:)

Canis Lupus

Fashion? I thought they got stuck on rugs and curtains. Not ears.

razorblunt

pilly wrote: »

They might have a clip on version. :eek:

Ha ha oooft. :eek:

MrVestek

I don't think this thread will be updated for a while. :P

Lisha

Them tassel earrings look huge. Jesus every time I turned I'd think some creep was touching my shoulder

Surreptitious

I actually saw a girl wearing them. They weren't bad on her. I possibly wouldn't buy them though.