Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

castletownman

Neighbour on FB who I have moaned about on here before over her having 2-3 statuses a day solely involving her kid (she had another one recently so double the fun), and then complaining about people saying she over-shares, had a doozy earlier.

She had one of those pictures you often see of an "inspirational" quote which read: "I DON'T CHASE ANYONE ANYMORE. IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF MY LIFE, THERE'S THE DOOR. I'LL EVEN HOLD IT OPEN FOR YOU" to which she added an addendum: "Since <kid's name> not many ppl bother with me only a handful would txt or chat, even more with having <new baby's name> now. But I'm the first they call when they want something. This is not pointed at anyone in particular just a general statement of sometimes adult life sucks"

Queue usual comments.

It took my strongest self-control not to reply "you ok hun?"

WHIP IT!

castletownman wrote: »

Neighbour on FB who I have moaned about on here before over her having 2-3 statuses a day solely involving her kid (she had another one recently so double the fun), and then complaining about people saying she over-shares, had a doozy earlier.

She had one of those pictures you often see of an "inspirational" quote which read: "I DON'T CHASE ANYONE ANYMORE. IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF MY LIFE, THERE'S THE DOOR. I'LL EVEN HOLD IT OPEN FOR YOU" to which she added an addendum: "Since <kid's name> not many ppl bother with me only a handful would txt or chat, even more with having <new baby's name> now. But I'm the first they call when they want something. This is not pointed at anyone in particular just a general statement of sometimes adult life sucks"

Queue usual comments.

It took my strongest self-control not to reply "you ok hun?"

Personally I think you did well not to petrol bomb her gaf!
What a weapon...

smilerf

Everyone during the few days of bad weather.
,"Are the schools open today tomorrow etc

Ffs look out the window if there are gates or trees falling down don't send your child to school!!!

pc7

People checking themselves 'as safe'today for Ophelia!

Agent Smith

pc7 wrote: »

People checking themselves 'as safe'today for Ophelia!

Saw Someone do that on monday.

They live in Beijing.


they weren't wrong.... :pac:

marcbrophy

I saw people doing it during the storm!
Surely, it's for the aftermath, not as roof tiles are blowing past your window

AndrewJRenko

corner of hells wrote: »

"So hard to keep an already anxious child clam , with all this hype " .

The hype being the hurricane.
I'm not sure bout the "clam".

She could try massaging his mussels to clam him down. That shell definitely work. But it's really very shellfish of her to be going on about this.

coolhull

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

She could try massaging his mussels to clam him down. That shell definitely work. But it's really very shellfish of her to be going on about this.

God, you're very crabby today.

Dank Janniels

Litteraly 50 women i know on fb have sumthing like "2+proud" or "4+proud" on their pages 2day. The new #metoo?

benjamin d

Dank Janniels wrote: »

Litteraly 50 women i know on fb have sumthing like "2+proud" or "4+proud" on their pages 2day. The new #metoo?

I googled it out of curiosity and apparently it's the number of tattoos the person has. It's supposedly another one of those breast cancer awareness campaigns that makes absolutely no reference to breast cancer in the slightest.

Why are these things always by and for women exclusively?? You're letting yourselves down ladies!

shoegal1

I googled it out of curiosity and apparently it's the number of tattoos the person has. It's supposedly another one of those breast cancer awareness campaigns that makes absolutely no reference to breast cancer in the slightest.

Why are these things always by and for women exclusively?? You're letting yourselves down  ladies!

Me is a lady and I don't post sh1t like this.

benjamin d

shoegal1 wrote: »

I googled it out of curiosity and apparently it's the number of tattoos the person has. It's supposedly another one of those breast cancer awareness campaigns that makes absolutely no reference to breast cancer in the slightest.

Why are these things always by and for women exclusively?? You're letting yourselves down  ladies!

Me is a lady and I don't post sh1t like this.

Oh yes, sorry, I genuinely thought every single woman was doing it :rolleyes:

razorblunt

benjamin d wrote: »

I googled it out of curiosity and apparently it's the number of tattoos the person has. It's supposedly another one of those breast cancer awareness campaigns that makes absolutely no reference to breast cancer in the slightest.

Why are these things always by and for women exclusively?? You're letting yourselves down ladies!

Its unconscious gender bias. get thee to the Gender Bias thread or get them to the sea!

RhubarbCrumble

Friend of a friend who's been signing on since Adam was in short pants has just found out that he has to go on a CE scheme. He's not happy about it:

"f*k sake dis place gon ta da dogs wen tat c**t fayratgur took over"

Numerous comments asking who "fayratgur" was. Apparently he's the 'teeshog"

Fayratgur!!!!!

kunst nugget

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Friend of a friend who's been signing on since Adam was in short pants has just found out that he has to go on a CE scheme. He's not happy about it:

"f*k sake dis place gon ta da dogs wen tat c**t fayratgur took over"

Numerous comments asking who "fayratgur" was. Apparently he's the 'teeshog"

Fayratgur!!!!!

Teeshog Fayratgur… Hands down the best misspelling I've ever seen on here. I say let him continue sitting on his hole after giving the world this gem, his work here is done…

sligojoek

"Husband and Wife Week! If you are still proud to be married to your spouse, copy and paste with the year you got married. "

RhubarbCrumble

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Friend of a friend who's been signing on since Adam was in short pants has just found out that he has to go on a CE scheme. He's not happy about it:

"f*k sake dis place gon ta da dogs wen tat c**t fayratgur took over"

Numerous comments asking who "fayratgur" was. Apparently he's the 'teeshog"

Fayratgur!!!!!

What's CE?

corner of hells

Deleted User wrote: »

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Friend of a friend who's been signing on since Adam was in short pants has just found out that he has to go on a CE scheme. He's not happy about it:

"f*k sake dis place gon ta da dogs wen tat c**t fayratgur took over"

Numerous comments asking who "fayratgur" was. Apparently he's the 'teeshog"

Fayratgur!!!!!

What's CE?

CE , community employment scheme

...And Justice

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What's CE?

You know your not a waster when you have to ask..good man.:)

rawn

"Congratulations to my cousin **** and his lovely new wife ** on their marriage yesterday.
I'm sure you both had a wonderful day and I'm assuming our invites simply went missing (we all know what An Post is like), given that pretty much every other cousin, aunt, uncle and long lost great aunty twice removed was there.
***** wishes you both a long, happy, blessed marriage"

rawn

rawn wrote: »

"Congratulations to my cousin **** and his lovely new wife ** on their marriage yesterday.
I'm sure you both had a wonderful day and I'm assuming our invites simply went missing (we all know what An Post is like), given that pretty much every other cousin, aunt, uncle and long lost great aunty twice removed was there.
***** wishes you both a long, happy, blessed marriage"

Ooooooh FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

snowflaker

rawn wrote: »

"Congratulations to my cousin **** and his lovely new wife ** on their marriage yesterday.
I'm sure you both had a wonderful day and I'm assuming our invites simply went missing (we all know what An Post is like), given that pretty much every other cousin, aunt, uncle and long lost great aunty twice removed was there.
***** wishes you both a long, happy, blessed marriage"

Why post telling everyone your rellies think you’re an unlikable kunt?

siblers

snowflaker wrote: »

Why post telling everyone your rellies think your an unlikable kunt?

I can't tell if your post is in jest or not

rawn

rawn wrote: »

"Congratulations to my cousin **** and his lovely new wife ** on their marriage yesterday.
I'm sure you both had a wonderful day and I'm assuming our invites simply went missing (we all know what An Post is like), given that pretty much every other cousin, aunt, uncle and long lost great aunty twice removed was there.
***** wishes you both a long, happy, blessed marriage"

"Didn't you know? They couldn't invite everyone because of the cost the poor things, but they could invite every other auntie uncle cousin, second cousin, and friends to the full thing.. "no one got official invites". As I was
Told, it's a more "his & her friends" type of wedding..."

I might have followed the post

Lisha

snowflaker wrote: »

Why post telling everyone your rellies think your an unlikable kunt?

Cos people are so unaware of reality they think people will think ..'omg I can't bliev x+y didn't ask z to their wedding .. snobby c***s

rawn

rawn wrote: »

"Didn't you know? They couldn't invite everyone because of the cost the poor things, but they could invite every other auntie uncle cousin, second cousin, and friends to the full thing.. "no one got official invites". As I was
Told, it's a more "his & her friends" type of wedding..."

I might have followed the post

"Sister1(OP) Saved us the price of a cash gift at least. That's more booze money for me
Like · Reply · 1 · 3 mins
Remove

Sister2 Why is there no share button on this 😂😂
Like · Reply · 2 mins
Remove

Sister1 Bahahaha, I can make it public so you can share, hold on
Like · Reply · 1 · 2 mins
Remove

Sister1 Done!
Like · Reply · 1 · "

snowflaker

siblers wrote: »

I can't tell if your post is in jest or not

I mean her post on FB...

snowflaker

Lisha wrote: »

Cos people are so unaware of reality they think people will think ..'omg I can't bliev x+y didn't ask z to their wedding .. snobby c***s

I’d reply, posts like this one are probably the reason you’re not invited

smilerf

Congratulations to my son /daughter on their birthday /exam results
You're in the same house as them tell them and if not not text them
No need to be like whore

Martina1991

smilerf wrote: »

Congratulations to my son /daughter on their birthday /exam results
You're in the same house as them tell them and if not not text them
No need to be like whore

Similarly, wishing parents a happy birthday/ Mother's day/ Father's day when they're not on Facebook.