Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

rawn

Possible the funniest thing I've ever seen a politician post

...And Justice

These people are on the dole obviously.

sligojoek

rawn wrote: »

Possible the funniest thing I've ever seen a politician post

As opposed to communism which ......

fussyonion

"MY SON BORN TODAY LITTLE WARRIOR LITTLE MMA IN THE MAKIN EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES C*CK LIKE MY NOSE HAHA LITTLE CHAMP PALS FOR LIFE CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PINT IN MORRISSEYS WERE ALL GOOD GREAT MEN AND SONS WERE MADE AND YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT MY SON BUY YOUR OWL FELLER A PINT AND WE MAY FIGHT N SCRAP BUT SON FOR LIFE"

fussyonion

fussyonion wrote: »

"MY SON BORN TODAY LITTLE WARRIOR LITTLE MMA IN THE MAKIN EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES C*CK LIKE MY NOSE HAHA LITTLE CHAMP PALS FOR LIFE CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PINT IN MORRISSEYS WERE ALL GOOD GREAT MEN AND SONS WERE MADE AND YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT MY SON BUY YOUR OWL FELLER A PINT AND WE MAY FIGHT N SCRAP BUT SON FOR LIFE"

A son for is for life and not just for Christmas.


A thinly veiled, "I blew my beans up a womans spout and a baby has come out a few months later, sure will you look at how great i am! Im the epitome of masculinity"

What a fcukin clown!

knucklehead6

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A son for is for life and not just for Christmas.


A thinly veiled, "I blew my beans up a womans spout and a baby has come out a few months later, sure will you look at how great i am! Im the epitome of masculinity"

What a fcukin clown!

Bonus points for the MMA Fighter bit where he can live off his sons earnings

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

"MY SON BORN TODAY LITTLE WARRIOR LITTLE MMA IN THE MAKIN EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES C*CK LIKE MY NOSE HAHA LITTLE CHAMP PALS FOR LIFE CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PINT IN MORRISSEYS WERE ALL GOOD GREAT MEN AND SONS WERE MADE AND YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT MY SON BUY YOUR OWL FELLER A PINT AND WE MAY FIGHT N SCRAP BUT SON FOR LIFE"

"EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES"
A decent weight for a new baby, (and more impressive if it had been spelled correctly) but I feel really sorry for the little guy. And what kind of father thinks that the size of his new-born son's genitalia is the most important thing, and that the world needs to be informed of the measurements?
Supposing the infant grows out to be a gay person?
Nothing wrong with that, but he'll get a lot of hassle from his da if that happens.
Though quite possibly his "owl feller'' will have legged it long before then.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

coolhull wrote: »

"EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES"
A decent weight for a new baby, (and more impressive if it had been spelled correctly) but I feel really sorry for the little guy. And what kind of father thinks that the size of his new-born son's genitalia is the most important thing, and that the world needs to be informed of the measurements?
Supposing the infant grows out to be a gay person?
Nothing wrong with that, but he'll get a lot of hassle from his da if that happens.
Though quite possibly his "owl feller'' will have legged it long before then.

I mean it's particularly classy or anything but I think it's oddly sweet. He's so excited.

Achasanai

coolhull wrote: »

Supposing the infant grows out to be a gay person?
Nothing wrong with that, but he'll get a lot of hassle from his da if that happens.

Am I missing something in the post that suggests the da would have a problem with a homosexual son?

coolhull

Achasanai wrote: »

Am I missing something in the post that suggests the da would have a problem with a homosexual son?

Good point, Achasani. You're right. I'll be more careful in future.....

retalivity

Is the pub reference to morrisseys on cork st in dublin?
Kid hasnt a hope...

fussyonion

retalivity wrote: »

Is the pub reference to morrisseys on cork st in dublin?
Kid hasnt a hope...

Yep.

fullstop

fussyonion wrote: »

"MY SON BORN TODAY LITTLE WARRIOR LITTLE MMA IN THE MAKIN EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES C*CK LIKE MY NOSE HAHA LITTLE CHAMP PALS FOR LIFE CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PINT IN MORRISSEYS WERE ALL GOOD GREAT MEN AND SONS WERE MADE AND YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT MY SON BUY YOUR OWL FELLER A PINT AND WE MAY FIGHT N SCRAP BUT SON FOR LIFE"

People like this make me think there should be a licence needed for breeding :rolleyes:

Bigbagofcans

Does the clocks go back this week????

fussyonion

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

Does the clocks go back this week????

Dunno hun
TINK SO
Ask ma
No dey go fwrd
Rite girlos tnx

Bigbagofcans

here in bed dying sick for the last 3 nights I might go and see the doctor pine in my ears pine of me head in bed not able to do anything for today plz god I might feel a little bit better this evening.xxx

Lisha

Pine!! All I can think is a Christmas tree in her ear and head...

pc7

With all those pines they can still post on Facebook, it's a medical miracle.

Ralf and Florian

fussyonion wrote: »

"MY SON BORN TODAY LITTLE WARRIOR LITTLE MMA IN THE MAKIN EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES C*CK LIKE MY NOSE HAHA LITTLE CHAMP PALS FOR LIFE CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PINT IN MORRISSEYS WERE ALL GOOD GREAT MEN AND SONS WERE MADE AND YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT MY SON BUY YOUR OWL FELLER A PINT AND WE MAY FIGHT N SCRAP BUT SON FOR LIFE"

He'd be better off showing his owl feller where the caps lock key is.

...And Justice

fussyonion wrote: »

Dunno hun
TINK SO
Ask ma
No dey go fwrd
Rite girlos tnx

It's mad, since the crash in 2008, there's a generation of fcuk heads that we're given everything by the gubberment and their own families, I see it with my own relations, they don't give two fiddlers!....theres me worrying about college payments for my eldest daughter. These people have no shame.

shoegal1

dreamers75 wrote: »

anna080 wrote: »

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=966598553438633&id=495096143922212&refsrc=https%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com%2Fhardmenofireland%2Fvideos%2F966598553438633%2F&_rdr

Best of luck translating that.

Hahaha got about 83.4% of that

inforfun

fussyonion wrote: »

"MY SON BORN TODAY LITTLE WARRIOR LITTLE MMA IN THE MAKIN EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES C*CK LIKE MY NOSE HAHA LITTLE CHAMP PALS FOR LIFE CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PINT IN MORRISSEYS WERE ALL GOOD GREAT MEN AND SONS WERE MADE AND YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT MY SON BUY YOUR OWL FELLER A PINT AND WE MAY FIGHT N SCRAP BUT SON FOR LIFE"

Let us all hope the little guy grows up loving ballet.

Guy:Incognito

"Yes"



I unfriended the person after reading it. This is a woman in her 50's I used to work with and would have thought she wasn't an idiot.


Suppose the context of the yes would be important she was commenting on some American page. The question asked was " do you believe there is a link between vaccines and autism"

That was enough for me, goodbye.

rawn

Tagged in at restaurant

"Didn't want the holiday to end so I randomly booked us in here for tonight as a little surprise ðŸ˜ðŸ˜႒ðŸ˜႒😎😘😘😘😘😘 hope u like it 😠**tagged girlfriend"

FFS you're literally right there in the restaurant as you post this! I'm sure your girlfriend would prefer you to put the phone down!

WHIP IT!

"Thanks a million for taking [child's name] for the night we had a great night x"

From one sister to the other...

I think, more than anything else, these are the FB posts I 'don't get' the most... why is this a public post?
Text? WhatsApp? Messenger??

coolhull

WHIP IT! wrote: »

"Thanks a million for taking [child's name] for the night we had a great night x"

From one sister to the other...

I think, more than anything else, these are the FB posts I 'don't get' the most... why is this a public post?
Text? WhatsApp? Messenger??

Or just say thanks when you go to pick the child up

inforfun

Or say: Keep the kid.

Liam McPoyle

fussyonion wrote: »

"MY SON BORN TODAY LITTLE WARRIOR LITTLE MMA IN THE MAKIN EIHGT PONDS 4OUNSES C*CK LIKE MY NOSE HAHA LITTLE CHAMP PALS FOR LIFE CANT WAIT TO TAKE YOU FOR YOUR FIRST PINT IN MORRISSEYS WERE ALL GOOD GREAT MEN AND SONS WERE MADE AND YOU WILL BE NO DIFFERENT MY SON BUY YOUR OWL FELLER A PINT AND WE MAY FIGHT N SCRAP BUT SON FOR LIFE"

The next generation of tracksuit wearing reprobates already in full swing.

What chance does that kid have.

Jesus wept.

kildare lad

I seen a picture of a woman and her 2 sisters that i used to work with ,underneath someone commented " ah luk its da 3 musket tears"

WHIP IT!

rawn wrote:

"Didn't want the holiday to end so I randomly booked us in here for tonight as a little surprise ðŸ˜ðŸ˜႒ðŸ˜႒😎😘😘😘😘😘 hope u like it 😠**tagged girlfriend"

Have to say, that is nauseating... trying to impress his FB friends more than his actual gf who is sitting right in front of him!