Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

job seeker

corner of hells wrote: »

Community dress for sale everything come with boots bag umbrella and crown inbox no time to please.

Foweva Awone

corner of hells

job seeker wrote: »

I'm with you , I've no idea either.

corner of hells

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Brilliant.

darkdubh

Presume they mean communion dress? The rest is anyones guess.

Meleftone

I'm guessing its - Communion dress for sale comes with everything boots, bag,umbrella and crown (tiara) in box no time (wasters) to please.

De Bhál

"One less tug"



in reference to latest gang killing.

Plopsu

Or somebody's just marginally improved their masturbation speed.

kunst nugget

Plopsu wrote: »

Or somebody's just marginally improved their masturbation speed.

because of their escalating horniness in relation to gangland killings.

The White Feather

"I won't bother explaining the numerous encounters of crankiness I've had so far today & simply say; Welcome to Liver season"

somesoldiers

Eyebrows are sisters not twins

sligojoek

Pherekydes

Finally, a great Facebook status.

Squaredude

I cant wait to dance on their face little smell that lets stray cats in on their bed tryna make up lies about me animals 😂😂 haha a total smell bag bad mouthing me to littles fools too you all won't be around much longer and that's a fact a whore and pure bear faced liar like honestly the rottenest yoke in the town tryna bully me and saying would i not kill myself the show ill make and bating im gunna give you'll want to try it again or hoped the last time worked you absolutely brain dead spunk bin 😂😂😂 ha ha ha a whore will always be a whore plus a peadofile 😂😂😂 yeah and there's proof whats more that all they are is horny little pervs 😂😂😂 and this isn't even a third of what ive to say about the sorry little whore 😂😂dragged up 😂😂a can for dinner 😂😂😂😂

Loughc

To all my female friends of "age''... Most of us are going through the next stage of our lives. We are at that age where we see wrinkles, grey hair, extra pounds. We see the pretty 25 year olds and sigh. But, we were 25 too, just like they will one day be our age. What they bring to the table with their youth and zest for life, we bring with our wisdom, experience and warm hearts. For all we've been through earning each grey hair... raising kids, paying bills, treating illness and whatever else life brought you/us, we are survivors... we are warriors... we are women, aging like a classic car or fine wine. While our exterior may not be what it once was, it is traded for our spirit, our courage and our strength to enter this chapter of our lives with grace and pride for all we've been through and accomplished.
Never feel bad about aging. It is a privilege denied to many.
Ladies, repost with your picture and age....I'm 32 this year xx

Sigh.... who comes up with this shíte

Gravelly

Squaredude wrote: »

I cant wait to dance on their face little smell that lets stray cats in on their bed tryna make up lies about me animals ���� haha a total smell bag bad mouthing me to littles fools too you all won't be around much longer and that's a fact a whore and pure bear faced liar like honestly the rottenest yoke in the town tryna bully me and saying would i not kill myself the show ill make and bating im gunna give you'll want to try it again or hoped the last time worked you absolutely brain dead spunk bin ������ ha ha ha a whore will always be a whore plus a peadofile ������ yeah and there's proof whats more that all they are is horny little pervs ������ and this isn't even a third of what ive to say about the sorry little whore ����dragged up ����a can for dinner ��������

Paddy Cow

Loughc wrote: »

Sigh.... who comes up with this sh

I thought this was going to be some inspirational sh!te for menopausal women in their 50's. 32 and they think they are a lot older and wiser than 25yr olds. Ha ha ha ha

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Squaredude wrote: »

I cant wait to dance on their face little smell that lets stray cats in on their bed tryna make up lies about me animals 😂😂 haha a total smell bag bad mouthing me to littles fools too you all won't be around much longer and that's a fact a whore and pure bear faced liar like honestly the rottenest yoke in the town tryna bully me and saying would i not kill myself the show ill make and bating im gunna give you'll want to try it again or hoped the last time worked you absolutely brain dead spunk bin 😂😂😂 ha ha ha a whore will always be a whore plus a peadofile 😂😂😂 yeah and there's proof whats more that all they are is horny little pervs 😂😂😂 and this isn't even a third of what ive to say about the sorry little whore 😂😂dragged up 😂😂a can for dinner 😂😂😂😂

"I can't wait to dance on their face, a little smell who lets stray cats in on their bed trying to make up lies about me, animals (or "my animals"?). Haha, a total smell bag badmouthing me to little fools too. You all won't be around much longer and that's a fact. You're a whore and a pure bare faced liar, like honestly, the rottenest yoke in the town trying to bully me and saying would Inot kill myself? The show I'll make and the beating I'm going to give you, you'll want to try it again or you'll wish the last time worked, you absolute brain dead spunk bin. Hahahaha a whore will always be a whore plus a paedophile. Yeah and there's proof, what's more, that all they are is horny little pervs. This isn't even a third of what I have to say about the sorry little whore. Dragged up. A can for dinner."

I'm strangely impressed by how gender neutral they kept it, and that bit in bold is some cold as ice work. I feel like a lot of these people missed their calling as participants in rap battles.

Gravelly

Kason Better Padlock wrote: »

"I can't wait to dance on their face, a little smell who lets stray cats in on their bed trying to make up lies about me, animals (or "my animals"?). Haha, a total smell bag badmouthing me to little fools too. You all won't be around much longer and that's a fact. You're a whore and a pure bare faced liar, like honestly, the rottenest yoke in the town trying to bully me and saying would Inot kill myself? The show I'll make and the beating I'm going to give you, you'll want to try it again or you'll wish the last time worked, you absolute brain dead spunk bin. Hahahaha a whore will always be a whore plus a paedophile. Yeah and there's proof, what's more, that all they are is horny little pervs. This isn't even a third of what I have to say about the sorry little whore. Dragged up. A can for dinner."

I'm strangely impressed by how gender neutral they kept it, and that bit in bold is some cold as ice work. I feel like a lot of these people missed their calling as participants in rap battles.

It took me a while to cop "a can for dinner" - nice insult, think I'll store that one away for future use.

razorblunt

From Twitter:

Not one Traveller or black woman, in Dail Eireann. Something we need is all women voices. I'd like to see Traveller & black women, more working class & women with disabilities, women rights not just for white women with money

Yay for affirmative action!

Gravelly

razorblunt wrote: »

From Twitter:



Yay for affirmative action!

Like that she added afterwards:

"I not forget our Muslim women or trans women"

And then this piece of wonderful homespun wisdom:

"I don't welcome hate discrimination or racist chose minded people, we all have freedom to speak once you speak hate or racist, you no longer have that freedom. If your feel like you have option on my tweets, with messages nasty comments don't expect me to reply, to busy"

She sounds intelligent, articulate, fun, and not at all like she has a whole lorry load of chips on both shoulders.

razorblunt

Would Facebook Marketplace warrant a thread on its own?
Some of the listings are fantastic:

- knock off trainers
- clearly stolen sports gear
- Fifa 10 being sold for £15
- Used trainers (Adidas, seller rates their condition as a 6.5 out of 10), wants £60 for them
- Fake Tag, Rolex watches

Gravelly

razorblunt wrote: »

Would Facebook Marketplace warrant a thread on its own?
Some of the listings are fantastic:

- knock off trainers
- clearly stolen sports gear
- Fifa 10 being sold for £15
- Used trainers (Adidas, seller rates their condition as a 6.5 out of 10), wants £60 for them
- Fake Tag, Rolex watches

Yuck on the used trainers - I hate putting my own on sometimes, not to mention someone else's.

The only Rolex worth buying is a fake Rolex, because if you buy a real one, everyone assumes it's fake anyway.

I love looking at the car ads on FB - young lads selling clapped-out beemers with the wrong engine and no NCT, but looking for €6k because they have knacker alloys and an M logo they bought off eBay.

inforfun

razorblunt wrote: »

From Twitter:



Yay for affirmative action!

Gravelly wrote: »

Like that she added afterwards:

"I not forget our Muslim women or trans women"

And then this piece of wonderful homespun wisdom:

"I don't welcome hate discrimination or racist chose minded people, we all have freedom to speak once you speak hate or racist, you no longer have that freedom. If your feel like you have option on my tweets, with messages nasty comments don't expect me to reply, to busy"

She sounds intelligent, articulate, fun, and not at all like she has a whole lorry load of chips on both shoulders.

Should move to Amsterdam. Next election for city council has a political party taking part that ticks all of the boxes.
Too bad their list of candidates is in Dutch only. It is hilarious.

splinter65

corner of hells wrote: »

I'm with you , I've no idea either.

No time wasters please she meant.
People will inbox her and have a long conversation via messenger about the dress and where she lives and what time she will be home at and where the bus stop is from her house etc and then she’ll never hear from them again.

SEPT 23 1989

razorblunt wrote: »

Would Facebook Marketplace warrant a thread on its own?
Some of the listings are fantastic:

- knock off trainers
- clearly stolen sports gear
- Fifa 10 being sold for £15
- Used trainers (Adidas, seller rates their condition as a 6.5 out of 10), wants £60 for them
- Fake Tag, Rolex watches

Trainers were only worn once when he ran out of the shop and down the street

posturingpat

So this was a reply to an article posted on a regional newspapers website which was about some Syrians moving to the area.

"Send dem back r dig a big hole save our own from da streets first"

The person using this facebook profile lives in Alabama.

rawn

Some people on this ****e are as fake as pam Andys tits ffs make ya laugh 😂😂😂😂😂🖕

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

iPhone 8
€30
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Going to raffle off my iPhone 8 Space Grey 256GB. Its still under warranty till October 8th this year. Its practically brand new used only for a month. Has a glass screen protector and the full box off accessories. Gonna say €30 a number or 2 numbers for €50.
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The cheekiness of this post is flabbergasting. I'm never in the humour for making enemies for no reason, but would like to post underneath saying how this is absolute bullsh1t behaviour.

wexie

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

The cheekiness of this post is flabbergasting. I'm never in the humour for making enemies for no reason, but would like to post underneath saying how this is absolute bullsh1t behaviour.

See it all the time, have seen it done with cars many times. Usually though (at least from what I've seen) the total price of the tickets adds up to a somewhat more reasonable sale price