Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

MonkstownHoop

anna080 wrote: »

Minions or ISIS? I hate both

The Minions are worse

Un Croissant

Eeeeeeeeeeeekk!!!!!!

With a picture: keep calm and only four months until our wedding.




Fab hun. Xxx

lizzyman

Un Croissant wrote: »

Eeeeeeeeeeeekk!!!!!!

With a picture: keep calm and only four months until our wedding.




Fab hun. Xxx

U look gorjus hon xxxxxxx

Generic Dreadhead

Un Croissant wrote: »

keep calm and....

Die! :mad:

sligojoek

lizzyman wrote: »

U look gorjus hon xxxxxxx

Stunnah

mackeire

Sisterly love

Kovu

But at least she has good spelling and grammar unlike so many of the statuses posted here

mackeire

Same girl as above.
Google wasn't working that day but Facebook was.

Neyite

mackeire wrote: »

Sisterly love

Oh I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall in that family for Christmas Dinner.

Rosie Rant

https://www.facebook.com/1013TheBrew/photos/a.195619466488.123649.110527966488/10153051395506489/?type=1

Eew

One More Toy

"Gettin sky sports defo worst decision i made, [9 year old son's Name] banished me to my room 2 watch telly so he can watch the man u match.."


To be honest, if I hadnt done a days work in my life and was creaming the social welfare for everything I could - including the old "single mudders" allowance yet living with her latest sperm donor, I wouldnt be advertising the fact I have a €50 a month sports package....:mad:

One More Toy

I wonder, is there a certain subsection of the population, ie. mid 20s to late 30s women, little education as evidenced by poor grammar, that believe that facebook is their own reality tv show and that they have hundreds of viewers?

I cant believe how some people are so out of touch and have very little tact

J Mysterio

I have thumb tacts. Wat r u sayin like

One More Toy

J Mysterio wrote: »

I have thumb tacts. Wat r u sayin like

Awh hun mi boy harry ad tum tacts too, ad 2 take him 2 doc 4 it. hope ur ok hun message me. ill pray 2 mi angles for u

Chris Martin

Telpu

IvyTheTerrible

Chris Martin wrote: »

Telpu

/in before the "What does Telpu mean?" posts/ :cool:

kitten_k

Oh **** off and get real lives for jaysus sake. So what if ur eyebrows grow a bit so what if your make up isn't perfect so what if ur extensions aren't in and so ****ing what if ya put a few pounds on. Life is for living everyday like it's ur last. Enjoy ur kids, grandkids, nieces, nephews, brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers coz there are ppl out there that havnt got anyone and would put ya to shame how they get the **** on with it. Now shut the **** up and go have fun. ‪#‎RANTOVER‬

retro:electro

Ugh. Also kind of insulting of her to assume he's somehow beneath her because he's disabled.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Ur one sick mog Tanya saying I robbed stuff of nicolas grave..ud wanna go way an get a lyf an keep my name out if ur dirty mouth muppet!!!

coolhull

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

Ur one sick mog Tanya saying I robbed stuff of nicolas grave..ud wanna go way an get a lyf an keep my name out if ur dirty mouth muppet!!!

Yeah, go way and get a lyf, Tanya :eek:

skirtgirl

"Hi peps what ye all at out in the fine weather lol. Boring or what. Well my boo is out helpin the lads 2 emty our rubbish to the dump. Thank god not much to go. Burn ur bottles and ceral boxes less rubbis at the end of the mth. €70 for the few bags. Not bad haa. What do
do to survie now adays. So peps hope the weather picks up 4 thursday. As tha,s my day 2 go and visited my home town and owld gronnies lol. My dad and cibblings catch up sence lst week. As usuall same owld storyes same owld faces. Only 4 my dad who idour so so much and sis,s and bro i would never enter tha town again. To many demons i had to battle to get out of it. And god won the demons and made me met an angel who is my soul mate and my boo, till the day we die old together wit god help in our beds as old folkes lol can ya picture it. Ahh my boo of an angel he,s the best a woman can get"

She just keeps on giving.

brandnewaward

skirtgirl wrote: »

"Hi peps what ye all at out in the fine weather lol. Boring or what. Well my boo is out helpin the lads 2 emty our rubbish to the dump. Thank god not much to go. Burn ur bottles and ceral boxes less rubbis at the end of the mth. €70 for the few bags. Not bad haa. What do
do to survie now adays. So peps hope the weather picks up 4 thursday. As tha,s my day 2 go and visited my home town and owld gronnies lol. My dad and cibblings catch up sence lst week. As usuall same owld storyes same owld faces. Only 4 my dad who idour so so much and sis,s and bro i would never enter tha town again. To many demons i had to battle to get out of it. And god won the demons and made me met an angel who is my soul mate and my boo, till the day we die old together wit god help in our beds as old folkes lol can ya picture it. Ahh my boo of an angel he,s the best a woman can get"

She just keeps on giving.

and not an angle in sight.........chibblings? idour? in replying to the above post ,my spellchecker is having an aneurysm........red underlines weeping for humanity

thesandeman

She spelt angel correctly twice. I'd friend her if I was on faceb*ok. Some day she will be an A student.

coolhull

skirtgirl wrote: »

"Hi peps what ye all at out in the fine weather lol. Boring or what. Well my boo is out helpin the lads 2 emty our rubbish to the dump. Thank god not much to go. Burn ur bottles and ceral boxes less rubbis at the end of the mth. €70 for the few bags. Not bad haa. What do
do to survie now adays. So peps hope the weather picks up 4 thursday. As tha,s my day 2 go and visited my home town and owld gronnies lol. My dad and cibblings catch up sence lst week. As usuall same owld storyes same owld faces. Only 4 my dad who idour so so much and sis,s and bro i would never enter tha town again. To many demons i had to battle to get out of it. And god won the demons and made me met an angel who is my soul mate and my boo, till the day we die old together wit god help in our beds as old folkes lol can ya picture it. Ahh my boo of an angel he,s the best a woman can get"

She just keeps on giving.

Pity her ''cibblings'' didnt leave the 'owld home town' and get the same college education as she did

Fishyfreak

The "buy, sell & giveaway" pages on Facebook are a gift that keeps on giving. The following items were on one persons for sale post:

Bong
Breast pump
Knuckle duster
Baby's 1st year picture frame
Batman belt buckle
Speakers.....

Quite a lot of interest from loads of scobies in the knuckle duster as you can imagine.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Came across this wonderful political (?) rant below a news story.

El Weirdo

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Came across this wonderful political (?) rant below a news story.

Alcoholics Anonymous own hotels? Wouldn't fancy staying there.

mud

This review was left for a newspaper after the poster's son had been caught and charged with aggravated burglary.

(newspaper name) need to get there facts right be fore the wright stuff that is totally wrong about my son as the truth will be none is this what ye have to do to sell a paper as all u wrote down in paper all lies no wonder the country in state is in and people doing away with there selfs it a joke He never done any of what ye said ye ever wright the truth or to ye get a kick of putting a load of bull **** on then again it bull **** that sell the paper go print that

:pac:

ivytwine

mud wrote: »

This review was left for a newspaper after the poster's son had been caught and charged with aggravated burglary.




:pac:

In other words, my little boy is an angel who has never smashed up someone's house :rolleyes:

mud

ivytwine wrote: »

In other words, my little boy is an angel who has never smashed up someone's house :rolleyes:

He was subsequently convicted.