Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

The Crowman

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

"Sitting out in the sun with my little princess and my little man. Love being a Mummykins"

#beautifulprincess
#handsomelittleman
#SAHM
#Mumma
#Nomoreworkin'
#Daddysjob2paydbills -lolz!



I was going to comment with #vomit .....

Jesus, what an @rsehole.

kg703

Gravelly wrote: »

My missus just showed me this on a page she is connected to:

Wondering Has anyone bought anything of Amazon.. how safe is the website???

I thought it was a joke, but apparently not.

Ahahahaha I saw this too

Schwanz

"Lest ur brother has a bigger d**k than your f**kin werm"

AndrewJRenko

Schwanz wrote: »

"Lest ur brother has a bigger d**k than your f**kin werm"

It's a touch formal - but he's obviously in fear that your brother is better endowed;

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lest

Atavan-Halen

Gravelly wrote: »

My missus just showed me this on a page she is connected to:

Wondering Has anyone bought anything of Amazon.. how safe is the website???

I thought it was a joke, but apparently not.

Defo a scam hun. Wudnt b trustin dem amazonians xoxo

Big Nasty

Underneath shared article about shooting in Bray:

'Not good'
'Is it crime related?'
'Don't know yet

???????

kildare lad

Scruffy lil **** keeps it up im telling ye mouthy knacker would want to keep her trap shut any you noisey knackers 20 faced ***** wanna screen shot this nd show it be my guest smellbag

SirChenjin

Kason Better Padlock wrote: »

"Suffer the little children to comment to me for there is the kingdom of heaven".

Can't stop laughing !

razorblunt

"What if Lois Lane was never fooled by Superman's shoddy disguise, she just pretended for his sake because the male ego is so fragile".

Gravelly

razorblunt wrote: »

"What if Lois Lane was never fooled by Superman's shoddy disguise, she just pretended for his sake because the male ego is so fragile".

You're connected to Una Mullally on Facebook?

RhubarbCrumble

"Ah man f**k it lik! drivin home in dis heat an next ting ya no i get a puncher"

I'm sooooo tempted to comment . . . . .

Loughc

Christ talk about scaremongering at its finest.

Different haircut, clothes, stroller, if this whole story wasn’t fraudulent i’d be reporting them for stealing someone else’s child. :pac:

RhubarbCrumble

Loughc wrote: »

Christ talk about scaremongering at its finest.

Different haircut, clothes, stroller, if this whole story wasn’t fraudulent i’d be reporting them for stealing someone else’s child. :pac:

I worked in Dunnes in my teens (about 20 years ago) and that urban legend was doing the rounds back then! Supermarkets obviously as opposed to Legoland. Apparently it had 'happened' in Roches Stores so we all had to be vigilant .....

SirChenjin

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

I worked in Dunnes in my teens (about 20 years ago) and that urban legend was doing the rounds back then!

Lol. Yes, it is sometimes a girl who has their hair cut, then is dressed as a boy and so on... Unfortunately some people believe this nonsense.

AndrewJRenko

Loughc wrote: »

Christ talk about scaremongering at its finest.

Different haircut, clothes, stroller, if this whole story wasn’t fraudulent i’d be reporting them for stealing someone else’s child. :pac:

I know I'll regret asking "Shaved botak" ?

Gravelly

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

I know I'll regret asking "Shaved botak" ?

I shaved my botak once - the itch afterwards was torture.

PARlance

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

I worked in Dunnes in my teens (about 20 years ago) and that urban legend was doing the rounds back then! Supermarkets obviously as opposed to Legoland. Apparently it had 'happened' in Roches Stores so we all had to be vigilant .....

Was there an almost nationwide search for that kid?

Edit: Damn, it was Shaws wasn't it.

kunst nugget

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

I know I'll regret asking "Shaved botak" ?

I had to look it up. It's Malaysian for bald apparently.

AndrewJRenko

kunst nugget wrote: »

I had to look it up. It's Malaysian for bald apparently.

Bloody Malaysians coming over here, shaving out botaks..:mad:

Hotblack Desiato

I thought that the usual ending to these scare stories was that the child disappeared under a woman's massive burka and was never seen again?

Also, 6 year old in a stroller? Lazy bugger

TomSweeney

Amazing that no one has ever succeeded in abducting a kid in this manner !! - it's like the white vans driving around - bloody useless incompetent kidnappers!!

Gwen Cooper

Loughc wrote: »

Christ talk about scaremongering at its finest.

Different haircut, clothes, stroller, if this whole story wasn’t fraudulent i’d be reporting them for stealing someone else’s child. :pac:

Reminds me of that story that's making the rounds every year around St. Patrick's Day.

You're being kind to a Muslim woman when she's struggling with something, then the woman looks at you, says 'Thank you' with a smile, then her face goes all serious, she looks around and whispers to you 'Stay out of the city centre on St. Patrick's day'.

I've seen different versions of this story shared all over Facebook every March for the past three years now

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Reminds me of that story that's making the rounds every year around St. Patrick's Day.

You're being kind to a Muslim woman when she's struggling with something, then the woman looks at you, says 'Thank you' with a smile, then her face goes all serious, she looks around and whispers to you 'Stay out of the city centre on St. Patrick's day'.

I've seen different versions of this story shared all over Facebook every March for the past three years now

I mean, it's not bad advice. Poor craythur probably wandered into Templebar one year and has been warning everyone ever since :pac:

nowaynever

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Reminds me of that story that's making the rounds every year around St. Patrick's Day.

You're being kind to a Muslim woman when she's struggling with something, then the woman looks at you, says 'Thank you' with a smile, then her face goes all serious, she looks around and whispers to you 'Stay out of the city centre on St. Patrick's day'.

I've seen different versions of this story shared all over Facebook every March for the past three years now

Too bloody right stay out of the city centre on St. Patricks day. It's a drunken warzone.

seagull

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Reminds me of that story that's making the rounds every year around St. Patrick's Day.

You're being kind to a Muslim woman when she's struggling with something, then the woman looks at you, says 'Thank you' with a smile, then her face goes all serious, she looks around and whispers to you 'Stay out of the city centre on St. Patrick's day'.

I've seen different versions of this story shared all over Facebook every March for the past three years now

You left out the punchline

Why? Is there an attack planned?
No. It's going to be crammed full of drunken idiots, and parking will be a nightmare. And you won't be able to see anything of the parade unless you're in really early.

seagull

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

I worked in Dunnes in my teens (about 20 years ago) and that urban legend was doing the rounds back then! Supermarkets obviously as opposed to Legoland. Apparently it had 'happened' in Roches Stores so we all had to be vigilant .....

I thought it was supposed to have been in Clarehall tesco.

SirChenjin

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

I thought that the usual ending to these scare stories was that the child disappeared under a woman's massive burka and was never seen again?

Also, 6 year old in a stroller? Lazy bugger

But he was 'given something to smell to knock him out' ...

Gravelly

SirChenjin wrote: »

But he was 'given something to smell to knock him out' ...

"Excuse me, do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform?"

The Crowman

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

I worked in Dunnes in my teens (about 20 years ago) and that urban legend was doing the rounds back then! Supermarkets obviously as opposed to Legoland. Apparently it had 'happened' in Roches Stores so we all had to be vigilant .....

I remember the one from the 80's about a boy using a toilet in a shopping centre and a gang of skinheads cutting his mickey off.

mcgucc22

The Crowman wrote:

I remember the one from the 80's about a boy using a toilet in a shopping centre and a gang of skinheads cutting his mickey off.

I remember that one from when I was growing up in the 80's, heard it was in a McDonald's, I actually believed it when I was a kid, made me weary of using public toilets for years after!!