Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Brae100

I love the use of "whom" in this post.

drake70

Brae100 wrote: »

I love the use of "whom" in this post.

Damn predictive text

Are Am Eye

Your squiggle over the name looks like a dead person. Works out.

De Bhál

best of luck to all the boys and girls today doing the JC and LC use be fine

TomSweeney

De Bhál wrote: »

best of luck to all the boys and girls today doing the JC and LC use be fine

Pity they didn't study a little english when they were in school.

Schwanz

"Looking out me window at all the nosey bitchs on da road"

:rolleyes:

Paddy Cow

Schwanz wrote: »

"Looking out me window at all the nosey bitchs on da road"

:rolleyes:

I guess the ironing of being a certain twitcher is lost on her :pac:

Hotblack Desiato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50PbTompgB8

rawn

The 3of them should be left in a seller to rot b starved of food light and air d crule bastard's the mother of those human bean's should b hung 👿👿👿

AndrewJRenko

"Every time she gets her pictures shared she gets a dollar towards her chemo" with the inevitable picture of a sick little girl in hospital - 55k idiots have shared it.

rawn

AndrewJRenko wrote:

"Every time she gets her pictures shared she gets a dollar towards her chemo" with the inevitable picture of a sick little girl in hospital - 55k idiots have shared it.

My uncle is one of those idiots. He deleted my comment when I pointed out the improbability of doctors anxiously waiting by the computer to get enough likes as the girl fades away beside them. "Dammit, just 2 likes away from saving her life!"

Everytime her picture is shared she receives a dollar towards her transplant

This came up on my feed for **** sake people are dumb, sorry Susie your 20 shares off from getting your operation you have to leave the hospital now

Squaredude

"The island is our treasurer"

In response to a (clearly CGI) image of Ireland taken from the ISS

Try_harder

The one with no urban development whatsoever lol

mackeire

Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the would to my 4 kids don't can what anyone saying u are the best dad to den have a good one xxxxxxxxx

mackeire

mackeire wrote: »

Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the would to my 4 kids don't can what anyone saying u are the best dad to den have a good one xxxxxxxxx

same girl:

I am not single again I with Xxxxx and noting to do with anyone one ok what me and him do keep out of it ok i love him so much new he my hard xxxx

dahat

Happy Fathers day to my Mother has been a popular one today.

marcbrophy

dahat wrote: »

Happy Fathers day to my Mother has been a popular one today.

Fcuking gowls :pac:

I'm just going to be staying away from that site for the day

aoh

And on that note:

"Happy Father’s Day To All The Mammies Double Jobbing!
Treat Yourself Today"

From someone who is happily married!!!

JCX BXC

"Happy Father's day to my daddy who could be lying dead in a ditch for all I care xxxxxxxx"

Lovely

kildare lad

Happy fathers day to all tge dads and to the mothers who do it on there own fairplay to yous and to use cowordly basterds that dont want to know yous are kids shame on yous

RhubarbCrumble

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

"Sitting out in the sun with my little princess and my little man. Love being a Mummykins"

#beautifulprincess
#handsomelittleman
#SAHM
#Mumma
#Nomoreworkin'
#Daddysjob2paydbills -lolz!




I was going to comment with #vomit .....

Her again.

Posted a picture of herself breastfeeding the 'little princess'

#boobmonster
#boobytime
#boobedhertosleep
#milkycuddles
#mummadoesitbest
#breastisbest
#mothernaturesmiracle
#gottapumpnow
#extendedbreastfeeding

inforfun

Lets hope she gets so distracted by the fact how awesome she is, she forgets to pay phone and internet invoices.

Gwen Cooper

"Dere's some crackin' burdz in all fairness esp de Colombians Brazilians Egyptians & Koreans. :P Few mingers amongst the Tunisians mind :P without wanting to appear in any way sexist or old fashioned "

-on women watching World Cup matches

El Weirdo

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

"Dere's some crackin' burdz in all fairness esp de Colombians Brazilians Egyptians & Koreans. :P Few mingers amongst the Tunisians mind :P without wanting to appear in any way sexist or old fashioned "

-on women watching World Cup matches

I read that in Brian Kerr's voice.

rawn

"I have dated lots of Brazilian women and they are the best looking women in the world hands down"

His current girlfriend is from Tallaght :pac:

tomwaits48

Schwanz wrote: »

"Looking out me window at all the nosey bitchs on da road"

:rolleyes:

That is brilliant

RhubarbCrumble

Posts photo of her son 'graduating' from pre-school.

'my little mans all growin up feelin so imosional'

Gwen Cooper

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Posts photo of her son 'graduating' from pre-school.

'my little mans all growin up feelin so imosional'

Based on mom's spelling, this little man is probably already the one with the highest education in the family.

Bredabe

'every time lately all I see on my feed is someone attacked raped ..killed ..shot..car crash ...kids abused scary ****e ... the world is fecked'

Responded to by a lot of to rights, its crazy, and my fav from the relative of a convicted pedo, gards shd do summit abt it.