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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #7982
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,947 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Just passed this shop and thought of you all and the little Angles

    2pttc1d.jpg


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    #7983
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,947 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Just passed this shop and thought of this thread

    2pttc1d.jpg


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    #7984
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Dats acute


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    #7985
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Lisha wrote: »
    Dats acute

    Don't be obtuse now.


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    #7986
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    I've climbed from the suers with a smile on my face �� either dwell or learn from it and I'm tired a being the one looking up at what I want so it's time to look down at what I HAVE


    followed by a picture of a manhole cover, Suers..lol


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    #7987
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Anyone lend of petrol head strimmers and good lawnmore just to sort the jungel out me bk


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    #7988
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    kildare lad wrote: »
    Anyone lend of petrol head strimmers and good lawnmore just to sort the jungel out me bk

    safest picture I could find that kinda shows what that made me think of

    hairy_ass_dude_wipes_1024x1024.jpg?v=1520041257


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    #7989
    dahat
    Registered Users Posts: 16,752 ✭✭✭✭dahat


    "Feelin fresh as a nuns fanny"

    Staus update from a waster abroad who when he returns home will be the same waster he was before he left.


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    #7990
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "Stop killing ducks to make duck tape"


    I'm assuming it's a joke, but you never know....


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    #7991
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Stop killing babies to make baby oil


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    #7992
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,447 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Made me laugh

    EzkmFCQ.jpg


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    #7993
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Made me laugh

    EzkmFCQ.jpg

    Better than working full time as mad bastard


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    #7994
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,379 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Better than working full time as mad bastard

    Or full time mommy to her three angles.


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    #7995
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Or full time mommy to her three angles.

    Their right angle is a right cnut as well.


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    #7996
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Loughc wrote: »
    Their right angle is a right cnut as well.

    You're being obtuse.


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    #7997
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Ipso wrote: »
    You're being obtuse.

    I will report you.


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    #7998
    emeldc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,597 ✭✭✭emeldc


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Better than working full time as mad bastard

    or 'sellin crack 'n' hustlin bitches' :rolleyes:


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    #7999
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    emeldc wrote: »
    or 'sellin crack 'n' hustlin bitches' :rolleyes:

    or 'non of ya busines'


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    #8000
    heretothere
    Registered Users Posts: 635 ✭✭✭heretothere


    Did these people also 'go to the school of life & hard knocks' I think I may know a few of their colleagues.


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    #8001
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "thats 2 greate rain / seen m b4 = herd boutz them, rain planezz"

    10 points to the person who can guess what they're taking about!


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    #8002
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    rawn wrote: »
    "thats 2 greate rain / seen m b4 = herd boutz them, rain planezz"

    10 points to the person who can guess what they're taking about!

    Chemicals being put into the atmosphere by planes to change the weather?


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    #8003
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,219 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    Chemicals being put into the atmosphere by planes to change the weather?

    My first guess would be cloud seeders that drop dry ice or silver iodide to generate rain.

    Second guess would be a plane that's dumping water on forest fires.

    But with that spelling, it's probably chem trails.


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    #8004
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "2 great games tonight.
    Iceland V Croatia and
    Supervalu Lucan V Argentina"

    :rolleyes:


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    #8005
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    "2 great games tonight.
    Iceland V Croatia and
    Supervalu Lucan V Argentina"

    :rolleyes:


    If dar al gun frm supavlu itd b lyk Lidl in talla all ova agin.


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    #8006
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    rawn wrote: »
    "thats 2 greate rain / seen m b4 = herd boutz them, rain planezz"

    10 points to the person who can guess what they're taking about!
    That's to create rain. I've seen them before and heard about them - rain planes.


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    #8007
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    Chemicals being put into the atmosphere by planes to change the weather?

    We have a winner :) only for it was posted under a post about chemtrails I wouldn't have had a fkn clue :pac:


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    #8008
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    Someone posted the below accompanied by the photo.



    GERMANS INVENTED FIRST ARMED FLYING SAUCERS

    World War II German FLYING SAUCERS were used in the last battle on 1946 that's called Operation Highjump, it's a legitimate battle politely and peacefully speaking.

    safe_image.php?d=AQA7c2vuy1IMXR8b&w=540&h=282&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwehrmachthistory.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F11%2FGerman-Haunebu.jpg&cfs=1&upscale=1&fallback=news_d_placeholder_publisher&_nc_eui2=AeFwNnn7qmaZJEJq03BPtVBOgQoHwVG744UXLtAICf5WSJ0_LAlm9ctGH_4jl1R3SPZqA_UxzxMzq_So-1WEey2SxGgq6HaHaWIjUoHY4fdnBg&_nc_hash=AQBBlj-B3JUbd5s_


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    #8009
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    From the same guys timeline. Asterixes in place of names.


    My Business Goals...

    1) Work, 2) Acting only in PAID feature films, 3) publish and sell copies of my 3rd novel about 2nd Germany/Neuschwabenland, Antarctica @ ********** and get a job in that foreign nation and help them to open a TOURIST CENTER, 4) Help ******** (my wife to be) to get a job in Houston, Texas and she and I will open up a bakery in Houston, and 5) After marijuana is legalized in Texas, open up a tourist shop and to SUPPORT MY FAMILY in 2019 !!


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    #8010
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    The Crowman wrote: »
    Someone posted the below accompanied by the photo.

    GERMANS INVENTED FIRST ARMED FLYING SAUCERS

    World War II German FLYING SAUCERS were used in the last battle on 1946 that's called Operation Highjump, it's a legitimate battle politely and peacefully speaking.

    From last week : https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a21750317/nazi-ufo-model-taken-off-shelves-for-historical-inaccuracy/


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    #8011
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,106 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    "Just got him down to sleep, washed and his new barbie jammies, long may it rain, night night facebook'
    ' 4 *()& hours that lasted, he's up again and like a demon, Im so tired I could throw up"


    Response: Up again?
    Mum, Yea!

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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