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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #8192
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Remember the Charlie Gard case ?

    Apparently that was a year ago and I've just read:

    One yere ago you wer taking from me. we watched u gro and we watchd u die. give my lov to dangels in heavn. till we mwwt agayn sweet charlie.

    I wouldn't normally mock something like that for the spelling etc - but that was not written by friend or family, but by "a proud member of charlies army".

    EWWW!


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    #8193
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    Posted to watch a fair in London, poor me 😉 what do a vardagskväll in London? I went out and ended up at the classic 100 club where some blueskille played like I thought at least have read about! Was early so I bought myself a pint of stock and sat on the chair in the front where it looked like the guitarist would lira.......... and how he played, may have been the best gig I've been on 😳 as finale he did this one Classic song with superlång cord to the guitar so he could wander around among the audience, pooh what a move and how lucky I had that got to see him before he tragically passed away way too early 😞
    Ps he had blowers with himself too 😄


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    #8194
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    The Crowman wrote: »
    Posted to watch a fair in London, poor me 😉 what do a vardagskväll in London? I went out and ended up at the classic 100 club where some blueskille played like I thought at least have read about! Was early so I bought myself a pint of stock and sat on the chair in the front where it looked like the guitarist would lira.......... and how he played, may have been the best gig I've been on 😳 as finale he did this one Classic song with superlång cord to the guitar so he could wander around among the audience, pooh what a move and how lucky I had that got to see him before he tragically passed away way too early 😞
    Ps he had blowers with himself too 😄

    What? Some of your previous stuff makes more sense than that.


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    #8195
    soiseztomabel
    Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    mfceiling wrote: »
    I presume most of the posts on this thread are from people who failed junior infants?


    I'm sure the majority got a level 2 Fetac qualification in the school of hard knocks


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    #8196
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,819 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    The Crowman wrote: »
    and how lucky I had that got to see him before he tragically passed away way too early

    No encore then? Boooo.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #8197
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    Is Der need for dis one now she was munching on and out no we're tells me I have to join mixed martial arts dead serious fine girl for it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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    #8198
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,819 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    soiseztomabel wrote: »
    I'm sure the majority got a level 2 Fetac qualification in the school of hard knocks

    They must knock the spelling and grammar out of them there also.


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    #8199
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    The Crowman wrote: »
    Posted to watch a fair in London, poor me 😉 what do a vardagskväll in London? I went out and ended up at the classic 100 club where some blueskille played like I thought at least have read about! Was early so I bought myself a pint of stock and sat on the chair in the front where it looked like the guitarist would lira.......... and how he played, may have been the best gig I've been on 😳 as finale he did this one Classic song with superlång cord to the guitar so he could wander around among the audience, pooh what a move and how lucky I had that got to see him before he tragically passed away way too early 😞
    Ps he had blowers with himself too 😄

    "He had blowers with himself" ?

    Be a few lads I know be made up to be able to do that!


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    #8200
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The Crowman wrote: »
    Is Der need for dis one now she was munching on and out no we're tells me I have to join mixed martial arts dead serious fine girl for it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Do any of your friends speak English?


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    #8201
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Do any of your friends speak English?

    Lol, these people aren't my friends. Most of these are from a 96 FM post about a certain Cork drug dealing family, even though it didn't name them the post attracted a lot of negative comments from said family members, mostly female for some reason. Scrolling through their feeds more gems can be found.


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    #8202
    Captain Flaps
    Registered Users Posts: 1,834 ✭✭✭Captain Flaps


    From another 96fm post about heroin dealing on Barrack street in cork:

    "Herion is in every Street. I was reared in barrack Street and I don't see no Herion dealers on that Street so the guards should look else where"


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    #8203
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Captain Flaps wrote: »
    From another 96fm post about heroin dealing on Barrack street in cork:

    "Herion is in every Street. I was reared in barrack Street and I don't see no Herion dealers on that Street so the guards should look else where"

    He's top of the guard's list now as a dealer.

    "Nothing to see here Garda"


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    #8204
    js35
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    The ignorance is strong here :pac:


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    #8205
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    js35 wrote: »
    The ignorance is strong here :pac:

    Full stops, an optional extra. :pac:


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    #8206
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    js35 wrote: »
    The ignorance is strong here :pac:

    All I can think of reading that is the voicemail of McGregor's sister getting more and more erratic as she goes on. "The NEEEeEeeeeeeeEEEck of yew!" :pac:


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    #8207
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,819 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    js35 wrote: »
    The ignorance is strong here :pac:

    Dey tuk r haltin sights

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #8208
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    "When your son comes home from a week away with his dad and tells you he’s been run over but no one thought it was important enough to tell the c*** that gave birth to him and you lot wonder why I left that useless waste of white skin!!!!!"


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    #8209
    soiseztomabel
    Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    js35 wrote: »
    The ignorance is strong here :pac:

    Tuuk r jobs


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    #8210
    tea and coffee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    Is she calling *herself* a cnut?!?!


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    #8211
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    tea and coffee wrote: »
    Is she calling *herself* a cnut?!?!

    Ya.


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    #8212
    emeldc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,597 ✭✭✭emeldc


    tea and coffee wrote: »
    Is she calling *herself* a cnut?!?!

    I thought she might actually be quoting a term of endearment that he had for her!


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    #8213
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,379 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Slightly off topic .

    I was in my local barber the other morning when a Mommy to two "angles" walked in wanting them to have their first haircuts in chairs side by side .
    Cue loads of hair flicking and selfies on her behalf with the little "angles".

    I'm looking forward to someone finding the Facebook post and sticking the text up here , by the way I'm the bloke beside the smaller kid.


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    #8214
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Slightly off topic .

    I was in my local barber the other morning when a Mommy to two "angles" walked in wanting them to have their first haircuts in chairs side by side .
    Cue loads of hair flicking and selfies on her behalf with the little "angles".

    I'm looking forward to someone finding the Facebook post and sticking the text up here , by the way I'm the bloke beside the smaller kid.

    So that is where your username comes from.


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    #8215
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    sligojoek wrote: »
    "When your son comes home from a week away with his dad and tells you he’s been run over but no one thought it was important enough to tell the c*** that gave birth to him and you lot wonder why I left that useless waste of white skin!!!!!"

    Wtf


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    #8216
    emeldc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,597 ✭✭✭emeldc


    FFred wrote: »
    Wtf

    Maybe mommy is blick :pac:


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    #8217
    The Crowman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 991 ✭✭✭The Crowman


    Why is it all fake pages commenting on this ye pack of dopey ***** 💯💯💯everyone nos that family DO NOT SELL THAT DRUG never did never will either


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    #8218
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The Crowman wrote: »
    Why is it all fake pages commenting on this ye pack of dopey ***** 💯💯💯everyone nos that family DO NOT SELL THAT DRUG never did never will either
    What drug do they sell so?


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    #8219
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    On a Conor McGregor 'admirer' page

    "Goud man conor your a fcking leagond goud wife u have seen your docementrey she stood by ye trew tick and tin b4 u made it big the main man tanx for waiving at me and my son in your white bmw me son idleises ye so tanx"


    I don't think there's anything I can to add to this, really.......


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    #8220
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,788 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    coolhull wrote: »
    On a Conor McGregor 'admirer' page

    "Goud man conor your a fcking leagond goud wife u have seen your docementrey she stood by ye trew tick and tin b4 u made it big the main man tanx for waiving at me and my son in your white bmw me son idleises ye so tanx"


    I don't think there's anything I can to add to this, really.......


    If you have people getting through our school system with that standard of English, then we are fcuked.


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    #8221
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,427 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    coolhull wrote: »
    On a Conor McGregor 'admirer' page

    "Goud man conor your a fcking leagond goud wife u have seen your docementrey she stood by ye trew tick and tin b4 u made it big the main man tanx for waiving at me and my son in your white bmw me son idleises ye so tanx"


    I don't think there's anything I can to add to this, really.......


    i think the misspelling of good is particularly inventive.


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