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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #8792
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    I see world book day is now added to the list of days for parents to try outdo each other dressing up their kids for school.

    My personal favourite is when they dress their kids up as people who the kids haven't a foggiest who they're meant to be.

    :rolleyes:


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    #8793
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Loughc wrote: »
    My personal favourite is when they dress their kids up as people who the kids haven't a foggiest who they're meant to be.

    :rolleyes:
    Joe Wicks, the Lean in 15 guy seems to be the go-to this year.
    Kids don't have a clue, parents just want him to share their IG pic.


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    #8794
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Big alert to parent in __ about 2 men in a big white van approaching and intimidating teenage girls to the extent that they end up jumping out of the van and following them please please let your girls know to watch out for this van and to take down the reg number ......... my daughter was approached and shouted at almost knock Down by this van as they drove onto the path she was walking and also the driver jumped out of his van and followed her until she stopped to talk t...o some one...... the guards have been notified and where it happened they will see on cctv but please let you teens know not to be on their own in evening....... this happened in broad daylight 5 pm tons of traffic and people walking streets and still didn't phase them F*CKING A**HOLES if I got my hands on them !!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY THE 2 PEOPLE INVOKVER WAS A PAKISTAN MAN AND A GINGERED HAIRED IRISH MAN !!


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    #8795
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    BY THE WAY THE 2 PEOPLE INVOKVER WAS A PAKISTAN MAN AND A GINGERED HAIRED IRISH MAN !!

    Makes a change from spotting Larry Murphy I suppose.


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    #8796
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,820 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    A GINGERED HAIRED IRISH MAN !!

    PFFFTTT.... No such thing!


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    #8797
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,447 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Bigbagofcans wrote: »
    Big alert to parent in __ about 2 men in a big white van approaching and intimidating teenage girls to the extent that they end up jumping out of the van and following them please please let your girls know to watch out for this van and to take down the reg number ......... my daughter was approached and shouted at almost knock Down by this van as they drove onto the path she was walking and also the driver jumped out of his van and followed her until she stopped to talk t...o some one...... the guards have been notified and where it happened they will see on cctv but please let you teens know not to be on their own in evening....... this happened in broad daylight 5 pm tons of traffic and people walking streets and still didn't phase them F*CKING A**HOLES if I got my hands on them !!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY THE 2 PEOPLE INVOKVER WAS A PAKISTAN MAN AND A GINGERED HAIRED IRISH MAN !!

    But of course :pac: Sure it can't be racist or made up if one of them was Irish :pac::pac:


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    #8798
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,447 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Found this from a few weeks back
    Happt Valentines to me. Or as its know this year Thursday. Never had a valentine ever so just me on a day ive never liked 🤗 #single #selfie #aloneforever✌ #thursday #notvalentines #lonely #fugly

    Any takers?


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    #8799
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    104ka6w.jpg


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    #8800
    job seeker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,115 ✭✭✭job seeker


    TheChevron wrote: »
    104ka6w.jpg

    This is the best post ever! :pac::pac::pac:


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    #8801
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,377 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    "Practically bran new ,
    Cintidion is mint were sad on 5 times since new".

    English is his first language too.


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    #8802
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,307 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Found this from a few weeks back
    Happt Valentines to me. Or as its know this year Thursday. Never had a valentine ever so just me on a day ive never liked 🀗 #single #selfie #aloneforever✌ #thursday #notvalentines #lonely #fugly

    Any takers?

    There's nothing sexier than self loathing saddos


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    #8803
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,307 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    corner of hells wrote: »
    "Practically bran new ,
    Cintidion is mint were sad on 5 times since new".

    English is his first language too.

    "Practically brand new. Condition is mint... incomprehensible garbage'


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    #8804
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,377 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Birneybau wrote: »
    "Practically brand new. Condition is mint... incomprehensible garbage'

    Excellent attempt.

    Was sat on five times since new.

    It's an add for a suite of furniture.


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    #8805
    secondrowgal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    TheChevron wrote: »
    104ka6w.jpg

    Does anyone else not think this is actually incredibly sad? The poor woman is actually desperate for €20 :(


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    #8806
    Dammo
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭Dammo


    secondrowgal wrote: »
    Does anyone else not think this is actually incredibly sad? The poor woman is actually desperate for €20 :(

    Very sad but she could offer to do a bit of housework or something which would probably get her more than €20?


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    #8807
    emeldc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,597 ✭✭✭emeldc


    Dammo wrote: »
    Very sad but she could offer to do a bit of housework or something which would probably get her more than €20?

    Or she could be hoping to get 20 pm’s @ €20 each.


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    #8808
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "First commiumion dress for salad including tutu,boots,handbag,umbrella,vale to all to match pm me"


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    #8809
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,815 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Dammo wrote: »
    Very sad but she could offer to do a bit of housework or something which would probably get her more than €20?

    A decent blowie has to be worth at least €20

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #8810
    heretothere
    Registered Users Posts: 635 ✭✭✭heretothere


    corner of hells wrote: »
    "were sad on 5 times since new".

    What does this part mean?


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    #8811
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    heretothere wrote: »
    What does this part mean?

    Were sat on 5 times since new - it's a suite of furniture.


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    #8812
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    heretothere wrote: »
    What does this part mean?

    It's been sat on 5 times since it was bought new?


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    #8813
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Were sat on 5 times since new - it's a suite of furniture.

    The statistic itself is meaningless without knowing how long each sit was and how big the ar$es were


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    #8814
    Dammo
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭Dammo


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    A decent blowie has to be worth at least €20

    That took longer than expected.


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    #8815
    anewme
    Registered Users Posts: 11,946 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Attention all girls if you get this do not click the link it’s a sex trafficking site that puts a tracker on your phone girls are going missing this is not a joke



    Accompanied by a photo of an iPhone with a message on it. This was posted by a 63 year old woman


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    #8816
    Spleerbun
    Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭Spleerbun


    Dammo wrote: »
    That took longer than expected.

    That's actually what she said after the blowie


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    #8817
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,044 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    'U dont no what ur talking about, keep it up n i will eneyelate u wid facts'


    The above popped up in relation to International women's day.


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    #8818
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Was it by a man or a woman?


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    #8819
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,377 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    'U dont no what ur talking about, keep it up n i will eneyelate u wid facts'


    The above popped up in relation to International women's day.

    Annihilate you with facts ?


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    #8820
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Annihilate you with facts ?

    That's when you beat someone to death with an encyclopedia.


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    #8821
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,783 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Just wondering if there is any fittings classes for kids and adults at the same time in (two town names, both spelt incorrectly)


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