Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

threein99

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

For me it's the first thing I check when I arrive to work to feel better about myself

What account is it ?

Plopsu

TomSweeney wrote: »

Beautiful, like reading Tolkien.

Yes.... It is rather like orcish.

MonkstownHoop

A friend of my mother has been sharing posts about missing women and victims of domestic abuse, all from the states, no idea what she's trying to achieve

normanoffside

normanoffside wrote: »

In the replies


WHAT'S HE DOING TRY AND SORT TINGS OUT IF A HALF MAN GET DEATH IF HE HAZ TO HE'S LEAVEIN U DOING THE WHOLE LOT DEN HE COME **** IT ALL UP AGAIN FOR YA IF ANY KIND OF A MAN HE'D HAVE U AND HES SEVEN KIDS A ROOF OVER I SHOULD KNOW ME LITTLE SISTER PORE BABY MJ ARE ONLY GETTING OVER WHAT UR SO CALLED MANS BROTHER DUN TO DEM OVER FEEN HA HA HA SHOULD BE GAULLE TATS ALL DOSE BROTHERS ARE A PACK PIDDOOS SURE TATS DIRTY ONE ME SISTER WAZ WITH TATS WHY HE CUT OUR JEANNIE DR DIRTH EVERY ONE I DIDN'T KNOW WHO UR man was paddy didn't tell me fr a reason u foot down and make him get a trailer

This is the same person replying to the above post (talking to herself). I'm none the wiser


R A LOVELY looking YUNG girl with seven small kids six boys one girl God help HR with all da brothers 😂I'd say she'd cruib dem if she got strtet look fr God sake we all sat tings like tat most of the time but UVE been in tighter corners I'd say UR STRONG ANOUGH TO GET TORW it I can hardly searviv and wer on our own all dem kids such a young girl u remind me of my mother in her twentys With a load of us like UR SELF she had to do most of the gagin while we was in da bbs den when she got da house drd be da price of the pick up fr Daddy to to look fr a bit of work but tats when YA could da way u and da pore OULD children are getting trowen from piller to post having to change schools tats bang outta order by right TAXIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYD FR BY DA WELFARE TO GET THOSE KIDS TO SCHOOL DY DUN JT FR ALL THE IELGILE IMRGRINTS SURE DY WAS BOUYIN HOUSES AND CARS FR DEM DY CLAN UP DR OWN BACK YRED THEN HELP DA REST OF THE WORLD HOPE U GET SOMETING SOON PG 🙏

TomSweeney

Plopsu wrote: »

Yes.... It is rather like orcish.

TomSweeney

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

A friend of my mother has been sharing posts about missing women and victims of domestic abuse, all from the states, no idea what she's trying to achieve

Yeah, I often see missing people that went missing years ago and had been found safe and well one week later.


Mad stuff, just jabbing at the like and share buttons.

TomSweeney

normanoffside wrote: »

This is the same person replying to the above post (talking to herself). I'm none the wiser


R A LOVELY looking YUNG girl with seven small kids six boys one girl God help HR with all da brothers 😂I'd say she'd cruib dem if she got strtet look fr God sake we all sat tings like tat most of the time but UVE been in tighter corners I'd say UR STRONG ANOUGH TO GET TORW it I can hardly searviv and wer on our own all dem kids such a young girl u remind me of my mother in her twentys With a load of us like UR SELF she had to do most of the gagin while we was in da bbs den when she got da house drd be da price of the pick up fr Daddy to to look fr a bit of work but tats when YA could da way u and da pore OULD children are getting trowen from piller to post having to change schools tats bang outta order by right TAXIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYD FR BY DA WELFARE TO GET THOSE KIDS TO SCHOOL DY DUN JT FR ALL THE IELGILE IMRGRINTS SURE DY WAS BOUYIN HOUSES AND CARS FR DEM DY CLAN UP DR OWN BACK YRED THEN HELP DA REST OF THE WORLD HOPE U GET SOMETING SOON PG 🙏

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threein99

normanoffside wrote: »

This is the same person replying to the above post (talking to herself). I'm none the wiser


R A LOVELY looking YUNG girl with seven small kids six boys one girl God help HR with all da brothers 😂I'd say she'd cruib dem if she got strtet look fr God sake we all sat tings like tat most of the time but UVE been in tighter corners I'd say UR STRONG ANOUGH TO GET TORW it I can hardly searviv and wer on our own all dem kids such a young girl u remind me of my mother in her twentys With a load of us like UR SELF she had to do most of the gagin while we was in da bbs den when she got da house drd be da price of the pick up fr Daddy to to look fr a bit of work but tats when YA could da way u and da pore OULD children are getting trowen from piller to post having to change schools tats bang outta order by right TAXIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYD FR BY DA WELFARE TO GET THOSE KIDS TO SCHOOL DY DUN JT FR ALL THE IELGILE IMRGRINTS SURE DY WAS BOUYIN HOUSES AND CARS FR DEM DY CLAN UP DR OWN BACK YRED THEN HELP DA REST OF THE WORLD HOPE U GET SOMETING SOON PG 🙏

Hotblack Desiato

sum a dem cnt evn reed r rite inglish

Foweva Awone

Awake all nyt not a wink of sleep over dis childs stupid earache r toothache & I'm not carting my child to d doctor 2 wait hours fuk dat shiit going b a long day

threein99

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Awake all nyt not a wink of sleep over dis childs stupid earache r toothache & I'm not carting my child to d doctor 2 wait hours fuk dat shiit going b a long day

Lucky child

Deebles McBeebles

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Awake all nyt not a wink of sleep over dis childs stupid earache r toothache & I'm not carting my child to d doctor 2 wait hours fuk dat shiit going b a long day

Cannot imagine my mother with that attitude. Or spelling.

It wasnt me123

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Cannot imagine my mother with that attitude. Or spelling.

Or the need to share every aspect of her and your life - what is wrong with people? Some things in your family should stay private.

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But of course if they did, this thread would close. :rolleyes:

TomSweeney

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

sum a dem cnt evn reed r rite inglish

This has to be a pisstake surely ?

PaddyWilliams

TomSweeney wrote: »

This has to be a pisstake surely ?

SusieBlue

Various different news sites posted the following last night:

Missing Person Donna Maughan.

Gardaí are seeking the public's help in tracing the whereabouts of Donna Maughan, who is missing from the Blanchardstown area.

She is described as being approximately 5'5", with blonde hair, of slim build with blue eyes.

Anyone with information on her whereabouts are asked to contact Gardai in Blanchardstown on 01 6667000 or you can call the missing persons Helpline on 1890442552.

Please share and thank you.

Replies in the comments on the article from Donna herself:

I'm not missing lol who put this up

I swear everyone that comments goodluck and god bless you’ll regret everything that I haunt you in heaven

delete this now im not missing ye bunch of handicap fools im not evan missing

coolhull

delete this now im not missing ye bunch of handicap fools im not evan missing


Boy, thats a really appreciative attitude from her to those people who gave up their time to go out and look for her.
"I'm not evan missing ya bunch of handicap fools"
Next time I'd say she'll have to find her own way home...

Deebles McBeebles

She's a real charmer isn't she.

BattleCorp

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

She's a real charmer isn't she.

That attitude seems common amongst our indigenous nomadic ethnic minority.

inforfun

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2261142/

Apparently, she is a moviestar

Deebles McBeebles

inforfun wrote: »

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2261142/

Apparently, she is a moviestar

IMDB have one quote for that movie

Rosie: Boring, isn't it?
Winnie: Yeah.

Hotblack Desiato

coolhull wrote: »

Boy, thats a really appreciative attitude from her to those people who gave up their time to go out and look for her click "Share".

fyp

Martina1991

Just saw a shared post from the "Irish School of Homeopathy":

"Homeopathy cures a larger percentage of cases than any other method of treatment and is beyond doubt safer, more economical and the most compete medical science"...Mahatma Gandhi

I'd say people going through invasive operations and chemotherapy would tell ya to shove your sage and crystals up your hole.

rawn

Martina1991 wrote: »

Just saw a shared post from the "Irish School of Homeopathy":

"Homeopathy cures a larger percentage of cases than any other method of treatment and is beyond doubt safer, more economical and the most compete medical science"...Mahatma Gandhi

I'd say people going through invasive operations and chemotherapy would tell ya to shove your sage and crystals up your hole.

Homeopathy is NOT crystals and sage. It is literally water. The less "medicine" in the water "the more potent" it is. It's water

ilovesmybrick

rawn wrote: »

Homeopathy is NOT crystals and sage. It is literally water. The less "medicine" in the water "the more potent" it is. It's water

Every time I come across homeopathy I have to watch the Mitchell & Webb look sketch
Homeopathic A&E!

RhubarbCrumble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHVVKAKWXcg

When it comes to homeopathy, Dara O' Briain can't be beaten

Paddy Cow

rawn wrote: »

Homeopathy is NOT crystals and sage. It is literally water. The less "medicine" in the water "the more potent" it is. It's water

I read somewhere (it could have been on boards) that homeopathy became popular because it came about at the same time when they used bloodletting. Homeopathy, which is basically doing nothing, had a higher success rate than bloodletting because bloodletting killed loads. It would make sense to think like that in the late 1700's/1800's but anyone who believes that sh!te in 2019 needs their head tested.

Foweva Awone

"OH MY GOD... SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING.. CHRIST IT IS FANTASTIC.. I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT.. BUT MAYBE IT CANT BE TRUE. THIS IS TOO WONDERFUL BEYOND WORDS. EVEN WITH THE HEARTACHES AHEAD, EVEN WITH THE CHALLENGES AHEAD, EVEN WITH THE LONELY SAD TIMES THAT WILL NOW AND THEN SLIP INTO MY DAYS - THIS THING THAT HAPPENED IS THE CURE AND ANSWER TO ALL MY PRAYS... IS SOMEONE PLAYING A CRUEL JOKE ON ME.. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE CASE AND I AM NOT INSANE ( BEEN THERE DONE THAT , OOPS XO ).. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL..

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND DISCOVERED SOMETHING QUITE FANTASTIC BEYOND WORDS...

I DISCOVERED :
I am Alive.. I am Now .."

Christ ... :rolleyes:

ohnonotgmail

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"OH MY GOD... SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING.. CHRIST IT IS FANTASTIC.. I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT.. BUT MAYBE IT CANT BE TRUE. THIS IS TOO WONDERFUL BEYOND WORDS. EVEN WITH THE HEARTACHES AHEAD, EVEN WITH THE CHALLENGES AHEAD, EVEN WITH THE LONELY SAD TIMES THAT WILL NOW AND THEN SLIP INTO MY DAYS - THIS THING THAT HAPPENED IS THE CURE AND ANSWER TO ALL MY PRAYS... IS SOMEONE PLAYING A CRUEL JOKE ON ME.. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE CASE AND I AM NOT INSANE ( BEEN THERE DONE THAT , OOPS XO ).. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL..

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND DISCOVERED SOMETHING QUITE FANTASTIC BEYOND WORDS...

I DISCOVERED :
I am Alive.. I am Now .."

Christ ... :rolleyes:

In fairness I have similar thoughts if i wake up without a hangover after a night on the beer

coolhull

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"OH MY GOD... SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TO ME THIS

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND DISCOVERED SOMETHING QUITE FANTASTIC BEYOND WORDS...

I DISCOVERED :
I am Alive.. I am Now .."

Boy, that must have been one hell of a party......