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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #9482
    griffin100
    Registered Users Posts: 4,820 ✭✭✭griffin100


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Holy jaysus I've seen it all now. :o

    That’s from a Jim Jeffries comedy routine. He says he had his son circumcised so he would get more BJ’s in later life ;) He talks about it during his gay men docking routine, well worth a watch, but not in work!


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    #9483
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    griffin100 wrote: »
    That’s from a Jim Jeffries comedy routine. He says he had his son circumcised so he would get more BJ’s in later life ;) He talks about it during his gay men docking routine, well worth a watch, but not in work!

    Knew it sounded familiar :D


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    #9484
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    I'm a true dub and proud Irishman and love any Irishman or Irish woman doing well in representing Ireland but u can shove that ****e shoulder to shoulder ****e up your ass only one national anthem that makes the hairs on my neck stand, and rte is anti dubs and full of **** and queers and Leo is a sausage jockey and his cabinet, rant over for now but more rants to follow , and men with man bags need a good kick in the hole, thank you up the republic


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    #9485
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    I make luxuries kids cacks prices from £30
    Can also do Chritmas cacks like santa and snowman
    PM me hun can deliver for petty money


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    #9486
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,811 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    €30, is that for a pair of cacks?

    The knuckle draggers are too thick to realise that some sports have teams that represent the whole island.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9487
    8mv
    Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭8mv


    Took me a moment or two to figure that one out. 'Petty money' though?...


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    #9488
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    duffman13 wrote: »
    A woman a friend of mine has shacked up with, 6 kids and never worked a day in her life. Been friends on Facebook for a few months and her 2nd youngest started school. The first 3 days are as follows on FB

    Day 1
    My God I know I I shudnt burst out laughing wen the teacher had me like a child in her office sayin how my son held up the school was dancing on the table tellin all the kids to help him sing we want to go out side...
    Trew hez table back to hard apparently nearly hit another child...
    Ran round the school and teachers upset cuz as hez running hez screaming back to.them. tag ur it lololol

    I'm like I'm sorry for laughing but hes four years old like lolol

    A bold lil **** but hez 4 wait till the brother starts nxt year lolol...

    No seriously hed wanna cop on now mommas tired lol

    Day 2
    Day 2 ..devil child sent home..Corbing kids...
    I'm taken after me telling him I'll bring him doctors an get him a needle if he blaggards...

    Meeting with principal again
    5 boys but this fella has to be acting the maneeen round the place....

    Day 3
    New was to good to be true ..
    I'll swing fir that teacher
    The devils spawns been sent home again....

    Apparently jumping front wall of the school and tellin teacher hez goin home cuz he wasn aloud into the bigger yard to play with hez older brother in 5th class ...
    And very upset wen he was told hez in baby infant yard so walkd out of the school roaring hez no baby lolol

    My 4 year thinks hez a teenager...

    Day 4 is a video id love to share where she's laughing at his antics of being sent home from school telling him for the 4th day and after buying him supremacs she'll make him wear her bra and knickers over to neighbours house

    Day 5
    Picture
    Me and my little devil spawn having munchies and day off, hez so gud

    Some people should be ****in sterilized

    Jesus Christ
    These people should just be sterilized at birth


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    #9489
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    I was translating lush as alcohol....? No?

    Yeah, Lush is slang for drink, I only ever heard it used in Galway tho....


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    #9490
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    I'm just picturing her having a humourous conversation with someone, but in my mind instead of laughing, she's actually saying "lololololol".


    A problem in 2010 already

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwlx0aTBi4


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    #9491
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,913 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I make luxuries kids cacks prices from £30
    Can also do Chritmas cacks like santa and snowman
    PM me hun can deliver for petty money

    What are cacks?


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    #9492
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    De Bhál wrote: »
    What are cacks?

    Put it this way, you probably wouldn't want to buy one from someone that can't even spell it.


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    #9493
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,377 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    De Bhál wrote: »
    What are cacks?

    Underjocks.


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    #9494
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,377 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    I make luxuries kids cacks prices from £30
    Can also do Chritmas cacks like santa and snowman
    PM me hun can deliver for petty money

    Brilliant .


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    #9495
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    De Bhál wrote: »
    What are cacks?

    Slang for underwear, if I'm not mistaken :)


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    #9496
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,913 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Put it this way, you probably wouldn't want to buy one from someone that can't even spell it.

    still lost

    Cakes I'm assuming


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    #9497
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Cacks = Cakes on this occasion, very dodgy looking ones too!!


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    #9498
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Cacks = Cakes on this occasion, very dodgy looking ones too!!

    Thank Jayzis!
    I thought they were making kids underwear :eek::eek:


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    #9499
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,913 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Cacks = Cakes on this occasion, very dodgy looking ones too!!

    post a pic of one


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    #9500
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    De Bhál wrote: »
    post a pic of one

    You'll be sorry you asked :D


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    #9501
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,913 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    You'll be sorry you asked :D

    feck off, are they real?

    How could anyone possibly think they're good enough to advertise a cake making business


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    #9502
    Big Bad Wolf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭Big Bad Wolf


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    You'll be sorry you asked :D

    Bahhahahahaaa. That is hilarious. Thank you for the best laugh I've had in ages. Brilliant !


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    #9503
    Chiorino
    Registered Users Posts: 621 ✭✭✭Chiorino


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    You'll be sorry you asked :D

    Dear Jesus, they are horrifying.


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    #9504
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,913 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    Chiorino wrote: »
    Dear Jesus, they are horrifying.

    is that 4th one supposed to be Minnie Mouse? Scary


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    #9505
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Hope she's not planning to apply for Bake Off 2020 :D


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    #9506
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,425 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    That minions cake is terrifying.


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    #9507
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    I really hope they dont taste like they look


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    #9508
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    8mv wrote: »
    Took me a moment or two to figure that one out. 'Petty money' though?...

    I took that to mean small money..... but who knows.... I’d never have got from cacks to cakes.... the photos are v funny though


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    #9509
    Tomw86
    Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭Tomw86


    Can you PM me her number :eek::D:D:D:D

    Petty money = Petrol money I'm assuming.


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    #9510
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Good for halloween cakes if you want to traumatise the child


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    #9511
    Scoundrel
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Scoundrel


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    You'll be sorry you asked :D

    I think I've just wet me cakes laughing they are horrible


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