Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

It wasnt me123

And why is she buying new bedding on a regular basis? Surely he should be paying for it seeing as he's destroying it

BattleCorp

It wasnt me123 wrote: »

And why is she buying new bedding on a regular basis? Surely he should be paying for it seeing as he's destroying it

She sounds like an effing eejit to be with someone who carries on like that.

anewme

Pherekydes wrote: »

Jeez, that's one of the saddest posts I've seen on this thread. Bedwetting should be limited to those just out of nappies (2-3 year olds) and those dying or very ill. No excuse for it otherwise. If you have the ability to comment, suggest he wears adult nappies after a night out.

I wouldnt comment as I came across it through a friend of mine.

Thought it was terrible. But the feedback she is getting is v similar to here, if not more direct.

BattleCorp

How many people on FB either didn't go to school or learned fcukall when they were there?

The bin in the park that was boarded up.other day was took.off buy council Lads this morning

Gwen Cooper

sligojoek

It wasnt me123 wrote: »

And why is she buying new bedding on a regular basis? Surely he should be paying for it seeing as he's destroying it

She's probably buying him the drink as well.

duffman13

duffman13 wrote: »

"That the faaavour may take them after the bulk of lush is got I wont have grade for a turkey or toy lolol"

Really not sure what she is saying here, even Google translate is no help

"If they (governmemt) take away the favour (bonus) after the bulk of lush is got ( after the drink is bought) I won't have any grade (money) left for turkey or toys."

Jesus wept. Let me off the world

X6.430macman

Having read through the last few pages of this thread I can't help but add how incredibly thick some people can be and I do fear for society, it's just beggars belief, best giggle I've had in a while though tbf

bassy

the majority on fb just make up sh1te and post it and others think its real,oh lord brain deads…………………………………………………..

loyatemu

chooseusername wrote: »

I'd say he has a medical problem,

yeah, he's an alco.

it may be an unusual problem but the first thing a doctor would suggest would be to lay off the booze.

SusieBlue

I DON'T CARE IF I AM A COUGAR FROM THE AGE OF 18 I ALWAYS HAD A DEADLINE OF AGE OF GUYS TO BE WITH IT WOULD NEVER BE WITH SOMEONE OVER THE AGE OF 36 AND I DON'T WANT A SUGAR DADDY AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SUGAR BABY OR SUGA SURGAR MAMA MOMMA I MEAN GUYS IN THEIR 40'S HAVE SAGGY COCK DICK PENISES ME BEING WITH A GUY OVER 36 IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA

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You do no people age so he,whoever the lucky guy is,will eventually be older than 36..

Know they won't cause I say sorry your older than 36 I'm a cougar

marcbrophy

WTAF :pac:

SusieBlue

I told the vet what had happened but I said look I had scabies I had to go on a break away between me having scabies and dog biting me I am very sore it was not helping still not but now I'm on treatment but vet said you shouldn't be leaving it alone but yet loads of others leave the dog alone with food and water and don't get complained having scabies 5 months maybe 6 and a dog biting me for a whole month where my scabies are is not helping me and I said to the vet yesterday I can hardly get out my door now my vet also says it's my dogs teething that dog will stop biting me and her teeth look good said the vet and vet checked heartbeat and vet checked weight went from 6.5 pounds to 9.5 pounds healthy as a horse but no abuse or neglect So Cops do yer proper job and go out and find someone who is starving their dog and leaving it hydrated because the judge and jury will not find me guilty of animal abuse or anything and I tell a judge I had scabies with months and a dog biting me over a month pretty sure they be understanding why I needed a break and that I was barely left with any money and dog had to be 4 months to be put in a kennel last month my dog was only 3 months and obviously judge and jury will be like how you going to train a dog to be left alone for even 5 minutes if you are to stay with it nearly all the time a fella that I was speaking to wednesday said to me that he knows someone near him that is gone the whole day and night until nearly midnight and leaves their animals on their own in the garden and 2 people said because I sleep walk as an adult their will be certain special circumstances regarding why I need to have a dog

Deebles McBeebles

So scabies woman is also hasn't a clue about dogs woman? Wow.

SusieBlue

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

So scabies woman is also hasn't a clue about dogs woman? Wow.

Pretty much every post I’ve made on this thread is dogs/scabies/cougar woman

Deebles McBeebles

SusieBlue wrote: »

Pretty much every post I’ve made on this thread is dogs/scabies/cougar woman

Paddy Cow

SusieBlue wrote: »

Pretty much every post I’ve made on this thread is dogs/scabies/cougar woman

The moron leaving the dog overnight is old enough to be a cougar? I thought it was someone in their 20's.

Paddy Cow

anewme wrote: »

I wouldnt comment as I came across it through a friend of mine.

Thought it was terrible. But the feedback she is getting is v similar to here, if not more direct.

It must've been brutal because people were pretty direct here. He's a dirtbag.

ohnonotgmail

SusieBlue wrote: »

I told the vet what had happened but I said look I had scabies I had to go on a break away between me having scabies and dog biting me I am very sore it was not helping still not but now I'm on treatment but vet said you shouldn't be leaving it alone but yet loads of others leave the dog alone with food and water and don't get complained having scabies 5 months maybe 6 and a dog biting me for a whole month where my scabies are is not helping me and I said to the vet yesterday I can hardly get out my door now my vet also says it's my dogs teething that dog will stop biting me and her teeth look good said the vet and vet checked heartbeat and vet checked weight went from 6.5 pounds to 9.5 pounds healthy as a horse but no abuse or neglect So Cops do yer proper job and go out and find someone who is starving their dog and leaving it hydrated because the judge and jury will not find me guilty of animal abuse or anything and I tell a judge I had scabies with months and a dog biting me over a month pretty sure they be understanding why I needed a break and that I was barely left with any money and dog had to be 4 months to be put in a kennel last month my dog was only 3 months and obviously judge and jury will be like how you going to train a dog to be left alone for even 5 minutes if you are to stay with it nearly all the time a fella that I was speaking to wednesday said to me that he knows someone near him that is gone the whole day and night until nearly midnight and leaves their animals on their own in the garden and 2 people said because I sleep walk as an adult their will be certain special circumstances regarding why I need to have a dog

she has had scabies for 5 of 6 months? WTF

Hotblack Desiato

I was going to say that some people should never be let in charge of animals, but some people should never be let in charge of themselves.

kg703

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

she has had scabies for 5 of 6 months? WTF

It's literally one course of cream and washing / throwing out your bedding.....

She must be filthy :O

I need to find this womans Facebook the entertainment is serious

kildare lad

I'll put wat I want on fb all i like it's no ones business wat I put on fb eather so wat ever i put up mind ye s are own business alri I won't be treated like dirt or be put down bye no one

optogirl

kildare lad wrote: »

I'll put wat I want on fb all i like it's no ones business wat I put on fb eather so wat ever i put up mind ye s are own business alri I won't be treated like dirt or be put down bye no one

ye s are own business.


Magic

sligojoek

"Anyone that uses **** ****** for a taxi..hes ast me to tl yee that he has no fb page and that he knows who it is and its a female called **** *** n dat shes a c**t with a smelly *f***y lol n he said no body is to ask him for tic again"

Purple Mountain

^^ What's the c**t supposed to have done?

sligojoek

Set up a fake FB page purporting to be a taxi in N Tipp. Apparently he's none too pleased.

Don't know much otherwise. Posted by a friend of a friend.

kildare lad

Man untied are crap

Plopsu

SusieBlue wrote: »

Pretty much every post I’ve made on this thread is dogs/scabies/cougar woman

Could we maybe have a whip round and buy her some punctuation for Christmas?

SusieBlue

THE STORM LOVES THE IRISH AND LOVES OUR GAA HURLING IRISH CULTURE THIS PICTURE WILL GO IN THE GUINNESS BOOK RECORDS TO SHOW IT MADE A HURLEY SHAPE STORM TO REPRESENT IRELAND AS IT MAKES WAY TO ARRIVE AND ANNOUNCE TO US THAT IS ON THE WAY NEXT STOP IRELAND NEXT STOP ____.

I HAVE MY SHOPPING LIST DONE I'VE MY MILK 2 LITRE IVE A BIG LOAF OF WHITE SLICED BREAD I'VE MY IRISH TAYTO'S TO MAKE TAYTO SURVIVAL SANDWICHES OUT OF I'VE MY FLAKE CHOCOLATE AND DIGESTIVE OT MCVITIES TWIN PACK LIGHT CHOCOLATE MILK BISCUITS I'VE A MAGNETIC TORCH I'VE A SMALL BATTERY AAA TORCH I'VE A POWER BANK INCASE MY PHONES NEED TO BE CHARGED I'VE TWO TOILET ROLLS AND HOT CHOCOLATE TEA BAGS CANDERELL SUGAR AND THAT IS ALL I NEED I'M READY STORM ORANGE ALERT LORENZO

seagull

Will the panic buying be as bad as with the beast from the east?