Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Lady Haywire

23th.....:pac:

Paddy Cow

Lady Haywire wrote: »

23th.....:pac:

saterday the 23th

RhubarbCrumble

Paddy Cow wrote: »

saterday the 23th

Or 'Wensday'

Quantum Erasure

When the husband comes home from work hands you new pyjamas, a bottle of bubbly, flowers ,chocolates, 12 bottles of ZOFLORA! �� & a envelope ❤️ I only opened the envelope and burst into absolute tears!!! ����

He's surprised us with a 14 day all inclusive holiday to Maldives ���� !! WE GO NEXT MONTH AT CHRISTMAS!!!! ���� I am So emotional !!! ���� I can not wait !!!!

I dont know whos status this is but i wish it was ****ing mine..... ������♀️✋

von Smallhausen

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

When the husband comes home from work hands you new pyjamas, a bottle of bubbly, flowers ,chocolates, 12 bottles of ZOFLORA! �� & a envelope ❤️ I only opened the envelope and burst into absolute tears!!! ����

He's surprised us with a 14 day all inclusive holiday to Maldives ���� !! WE GO NEXT MONTH AT CHRISTMAS!!!! ���� I am So emotional !!! ���� I can not wait !!!!

I dont know whos status this is but i wish it was ****ing mine..... ������♀️✋

What a gift...12 bottles of disinfectant...

Foweva Awone

Omg got a new fone ad its hardest to get used to. I was meant to send 1pic ad God damn send a lot more than I bargain fr, I no nw stupidity is in our family geins lol? no I'm not lol it fr real Ye all. God I feel like fool nw, what God bless me honest that's that can't b undone. Lord lord bless my geins
O ya ad my kids incase it rubs of them lol the stupidity

HildaOgdenx

von Smallhausen wrote: »

What a gift...12 bottles of disinfectant...

And some say romance is dead

aoh

Sorry everyone I am going to be offline all night tonight and most of tomorrow morning but feel free to call me on ********** or email me at *********@gmail.com God bless you all in Jesus Christ’s mighty name we exalt amen stay safe everyone and and do not share this with anyone because whoever does share it with someone I will not hesitate to block that person who does no matter who it is and have a good night and goodbye for now

blade1

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

And some say romance is dead

Not all,it just kills 99.9% of all known romances.

chooseusername

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Omg got a new fone ad its hardest to get used to. I was meant to send 1pic ad God damn send a lot more than I bargain fr, I no nw stupidity is in our family geins lol? no I'm not lol it fr real Ye all. God I feel like fool nw, what God bless me honest that's that can't b undone. Lord lord bless my geins
O ya ad my kids incase it rubs of them lol the stupidity

I like that word 'Geins' a cross between genes and veins .
I'm going to use that , but how to pronounce it, 'genes ' or 'gains' ?

marcbrophy

aoh wrote: »

Sorry everyone I am going to be offline all night tonight and most of tomorrow morning but feel free to call me on ********** or email me at *********@gmail.com God bless you all in Jesus Christ’s mighty name we exalt amen stay safe everyone and and do not share this with anyone because whoever does share it with someone I will not hesitate to block that person who does no matter who it is and have a good night and goodbye for now

Was that really on FB?

Please tell me it was a public post!!

aoh

marcbrophy wrote: »

Was that really on FB?

Please tell me it was a public post!!

Really!! We're "friends" because of a game. Never interacted with him but am guessing this was a limited post.

Paddy Cow

aoh wrote: »

Sorry everyone I am going to be offline all night tonight and most of tomorrow morning but feel free to call me on ********** or email me at *********@gmail.com God bless you all in Jesus Christ’s mighty name we exalt amen stay safe everyone and and do not share this with anyone because whoever does share it with someone I will not hesitate to block that person who does no matter who it is and have a good night and goodbye for now

Why would anyone post something like that? It doesn't make them seem important, it makes them look like an absolute dickhead.

Foweva Awone

I went to brigits wedding on Thursday shes trying to say I destroyed her cakes I have no reason to lie and I'm hardly gonna destroy someone's wedding g cakes what happened was at the end of the night when everyone was going I walked over to your cakes that was already cut up and I didnt no who cut them i thought it mite of been you and took a slice for David and brought it over to him and a slice for me which was throw on the table I didnt run out of no building with cakes like ur saying and another thing brigit I'm no animal or dog or worse than one so dont be calling me no animal or dog or trying to shame me cause the only thing I did was take a slice of a wedding cake that was already cut and look at the video u have and that will show you who did destroy ur cake

Big Nasty

#cultureboss

Foweva Awone

Now teresa big stomach u look like your over due pregnant and my teeth aglest i could get a man to marry me and no body mention your children names and everyone knoes that parnaid person ya keep my name and my kids names our your unlucky mouth go for liedector u didn't curse them would u do that for your self are you jelouse all young couples are ya and Another thing i dont have ****ing answer nobody calls if i dont want to ok that quote wasent got to do with your children and matters fact i didnt know what happen your child teeth ok until u put it up keep our names out of your ****ing mouth

Sadb

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Now teresa big stomach u look like your over due pregnant and my teeth aglest i could get a man to marry me and no body mention your children names and everyone knoes that parnaid person ya keep my name and my kids names our your unlucky mouth go for liedector u didn't curse them would u do that for your self are you jelouse all young couples are ya and Another thing i dont have ****ing answer nobody calls if i dont want to ok that quote wasent got to do with your children and matters fact i didnt know what happen your child teeth ok until u put it up keep our names out of your ****ing mouth

What’s with all the teeth??

Deebles McBeebles

Foweva Awone wrote: »

aglest

Ya what?

Foweva Awone wrote: »

liedector

Great stuff.

sligojoek

Aglest = At least

Loughc

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

And some say romance is dead

It will be if she opens all 12 bottles of Zoflora at the same time.

El Weirdo

Foweva Awone wrote: »

... teresa big stomach...

This is my favourite bit of the whole thread.

De Bhál

El Weirdo wrote: »

This is my favourite bit of the whole thread.

'u look like your over due pregnant and my teeth'

I don't get the teeth bit?

Love that one above about the wedding cake...the drama.

emeldc

De Bh111853771 wrote:

'u look like your over due pregnant and my teeth'

I don't get the teeth bit?

Love that one above about the wedding cake...the drama.

If big stomach Teresa made an earlier snide remark about yer wans teeth maybe the first line should read;

'Now big stomach Teresa.You look like you're overdue pregnant. And my teeth? At least I could get a man to marry me'.

Great stuff all the same

pinkyeye

emeldc wrote: »

If big stomach Teresa made an earlier snide remark about yer wans teeth maybe the first line should read;

'Now big stomach Teresa.You look like you're overdue pregnant. And my teeth? At least I could get a man to marry me'.

Great stuff all the same

I love the translations in here and I need them. :D:D

aoh

"Called ambulance going hospital"

Priority - Facebook!!

corner of hells

aoh wrote: »

"Called ambulance going hospital"

Priority - Facebook!!

Lots of " u ok hun " coming up.

12 hours later .

"Still in A&E , waitin' to be seen"

Hotblack Desiato

"no bleedin wifi ider"

coolhull

"" Me little klddes r back in school 2day after been out wit new monia for the last few weeks. "

Luckily enough, they didn't get the old version of pneumonia.
That would have been serious.....

Stevieluvsye

coolhull wrote: »

"" Me little klddes r back in school 2day after been out wit new monia for the last few weeks. "

Luckily enough, they didn't get the old version of pneumonia.
That would have been serious.....

Not as serious as a bout of sam and ella

chooseusername

coolhull wrote: »

"" Me little klddes r back in school 2day after been out wit new monia for the last few weeks. "

Luckily enough, they didn't get the old version of pneumonia.
That would have been serious.....

missed a few days themselves by the look of it!